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<category><pattern>WHEN YOU THINK DOES IT HURT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE SAD DO YOU THEN FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE CRY ARE THEY ALWAYS SAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE DIE ARE THEY STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE MALE MUSLIMS CIRCUMCISED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I AM UGLY YOU ARE HIDEOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I MASTURBATE WILL MY PALMS GET HAIRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I SAW A FRIEND DIE WOULD I LAUGH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I MAKE A MISTAKE WILL YOU HATE ME</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I SCORED 10 OUT OF 10 DID I DO BADLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF SOMEONE SMOKES ARE THEY ON FIRE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF X IS 0 IS X GREATER THAN 1 TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF X EQUAL 3 DOES 3X EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A FLUE FLEW DOES A FLY FLIE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A PERSON DIES WILL THEY LIVE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF 2 LESS THAN 3 THEN 3 EQUAL 4</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF SOMEBODY IS DEAD CAN THEY TALK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU TALK TO ALICE YOU WILL GET RICH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU DIED WOULD YOU BE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU PINCH ME WILL I ALICE FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF WE AE HUMAN CAN WE BECOME GODS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF FACING EAST IS NORTH TO THE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF FACING NORTH IS EAST TO THE LEFT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF PEOPLE OWN PETS CAN PETS OWN PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF CHINA AN AMERICAN COLONY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TE ELSZ</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WATCHING T V IS ALWAYS KNOWLEDGEABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ST THOMAS IS THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BESZLSZ MAGYARUL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>3245 TIMES 2 EQUALS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STEEL FLOUAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FALA PORTUGUES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>P EQUAL NP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOUSE HAVE AIRCONDITIONING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARS IS A COLONISED PLANET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOCE ENTENDE PORTUGUES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST I MASTURB ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST ALICEBOTS BE BANAL TO SURVIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST A CAR BE DRIVEN BY HORSES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST A CHILD HAVE MARBLES TO BE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST A MAN WALK DOWN FORTY TWO ROADS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST HUMANS DANCE TO SURVIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MUST ALL LIVING ORGANISMS BE SELF AWARE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHRISTIANS ARE BETTER THAN JEWS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN LONDON.  TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN SPACE CAN PEOPLE HEAR YOU SCREAM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000 HUMANS LIVE ON PLUTO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000 HUMANS LIVE ON URANUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN BINARY ARITHMETIC IS 1 1 EQUAL TO 2</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN PARIS.  TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN AUSTRALIA.  TIME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MEXICO DO THEY SPEAK MEXICAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT YEAR WAS THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT DIRECTION DOEST THE SUN SET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN CHESS DOES BLACK MOVE FIRST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN SYDNEY.  TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMBIEN DE PATTES ONT LES CHIENS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMBIEN DE PATTES POSSDE UN NE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TASMANIAN DEVILS ARE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AUSTRALIAN SWIMMERS CAN BEAT ANYONE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HITLER WAS A GOOD GUY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICROPHONES ARE TELEPHONES FOR MICE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JFKELN ALLD LKAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JFKELN ALLD LKAFGHGFS FGH GH FG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CXU VI PAROLAS ESPERANTE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIDEL CASTRO IS A CARDBOARD BOX</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLICK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID IS GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REALITY IS FAR FROM TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLUTO IS A STAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOUD I BE A CHEEF MANAGER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH IS SMALLER THAN MOON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH IS FLAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KARL MARX WAS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DIEGO MARADONNA IS A GERMAN MODEL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ISTHE EARTH FLAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TORONTO IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME PLUTO WITH THE UNAIDED EYE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME STARS ON A FOGGY NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME THOUGHTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>0 IS INFINITY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IS LONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1028 10 400 10 5 EQUAL 10682</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LEFT RADICAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SPEAK HUNGARIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TIRESOME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST USE A CAR TO GET TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GROW BALD CAN YOU GROW IT BACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN EAT A TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN SWIM TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PUBIC LICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LIKE DEPECHE MODE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BLAS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I A LONG DICK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I TO KILL MYSELF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I HAD SEX WITH TIFFANY FRIEDMAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE I ASKED THIS QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE SKY COLLAPSED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE RABBITS THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE NAZIS DONE MORE GOOD THAN BAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE THE LION FEEL OF GUILT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE FLOORS FEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE COLORS A WEIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A LOT OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A HAND MORE THAN 5 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE ALICE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE MEN VISITED ALPHA CENTAURI</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SPAMMED YOUR NEIGHBORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CAPE TOWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO BERLIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CANADA</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN KISSED BY A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND A COW IN YOUR BED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH KATE WINSLET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LIED TO ALICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN ECSTASY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN SPEED</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SMOKED A PEPPER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU REACHED A MILLION ALICEBOTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN HENK DEJONG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DIED IN THIS LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SPANKED A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU COMMITTED ADULTERY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED YOUR SON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TASTED URINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CLIMBED MT EVEREST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR RAMDISK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED HTTP WWW DOT ARGUMENT DK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WANTED TO DATE A TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE FOUND LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE DONE MORE THAT ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WE TERRAFORMED ANY PLANETS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE PEOPLE WALKED ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS VISITED MARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS TRAVELED TO MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS EVOLVED TO BE HERBIVORES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE HUMANS WALKED ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE DOGS FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE WOMEN LANDED ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE CRAZED DUCKS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AEROPLANES WORK UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS ARE STRONGER THAN BEARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENGUINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA IN 1300</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALEXES DICK IS BIG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YORK IS THE CAPITAL OF USA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOBACCO COMPANIES NEVER TELL LIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOZART IS THE KING OF SWING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIBT ES NUR ENLISCHE FRAGEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WER BIST DU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LESBIAN LIKE MEN RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FLOWS WATER FROM BOTTOM TO TOP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HEADACHES FEEL WONDERFUL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GYPSIES IN ROME ITALY ARE THIEVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OCEON WATER IS DRINKABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRUCK HAVE 5 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FAT DOG FART WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BRASSIERE HOLD BRASS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CRYBABY GROW UP TO BE MEAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RADIO SHOW TRANSMITTED IMAGES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MIRROR REFLECT MY TRUE NATURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TURTLE HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TURTLE HAVE 3 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE TWO SIDES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPAMMER HAVE PAWS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENGIUN HAVE FUR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PROCESS HAVE TO BE PROFITABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BEE TASTE LIKE HONEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CACTUS NEED A LOT OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MOTORCYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR BELONG INSIDE A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR HAVE 3 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAR HAVE SQUARE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VOLE LIVE IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BABY DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CD PLAYER READ DVD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BLIND PERSON SEE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BUTTERFLY BECOME A MOTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RAINBOW HAVE THE COLOR OF WHITE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE ANY CURVES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LEOPARD HAVE STRIPES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SUBMARINE FLY THROUGH THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BASS INSTRUMENT PLAY HIGH NOTES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BACHELOR HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A WOMAN HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN LIKES HEADACHE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN ALWAYS MARRY A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIQUOR STORE ONLY SELL LIQUOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BALD MAN HAVE ANY HAIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENCIL HAVE INK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MANX CAT HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BICYCLE HAVE THREE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RABBIT HOWL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TREE HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A KINGFISHER HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STONE THINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOCTOR GROW BANANAS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FEATHER WEIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHIP CRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HORSE CAN TALK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FABRICATOR MAKE FABRIC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PREFIX GO AFTER A WORD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PERSON TASTE WITH HIS EARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CARPENTER USE A RAKE TO CUT WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BIRD DOG HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A QUADRAPED HAVE EIGHT LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BLUE WHALE HAVE FEET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A STOVE FREEZE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A POT CALL A KETTLE BLACK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A GREEN TRAFFIC LIGHT MEAN STOP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BURNING TREE PRODUCE OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER BYTE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER MUST EAT TO SURVIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER PAINT HOUSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER BREATHE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COMPUTER HAVE INTESTINES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT BARK LIKE A DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CAT HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROCK CRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROCK HAVE MEMORIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CLOCK CONTROL TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CLOCK MEASURE TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VULCAN HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HERMIT LOVE TO MINGLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN HEART HAVE 5 CHAMBERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONEY LIVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DEAD TREE GROW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MALE GIVE BIRTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A REFRIGERATOR HEAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHEEP FIT INSIDE A TOASTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A KILLFILE KILL PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE HAVE 9 FACES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE HAVE 7 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A VACUUM CONTAIN AIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CIRCLE HAVE 4 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATFISH USE A LITTER BOX</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SKUNK SMELL NICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SKUNK SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPHERE HAVE 6 SIDES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A QUARTER HORSE HAVE ONLY ONE LEG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A GAY GUY LIKE GIRLS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIZARD HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIZARD HAVE PINCERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RACOON LIVE IN A COCOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENIS THINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MEDIA SHARK LIVE IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HAND HAVE TEN FINGERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BATBOY HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROLLING STONE GATHER ANY MOSS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BOEING 747 NEED FEATHERS TO FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE 25 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE NO HAIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG HAVE TWO LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PALM PILOT RUN WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FLUTE HAVE STRINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A WET DOG SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LINE HAVE HEIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 100 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CATERPILLAR HAVE 63 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NOMADIC HUMAN LIVE IN A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SINK FLOAT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RECTANGLE HAVE 6 SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUTTING HORSE USE SCISSORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DUCK SWIM IN DIRT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FILE SERVER SERVE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SEAWASP RECEIVE SPAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NAVY SEAL HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW BARK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW LIVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DYSLEXIC DOG THINK HE IS GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A NORMAL MALE HAVE TWO PENISES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A EQUAL B</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SPIDER HAVE 12 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LEAF HAVE TREES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A ROOM HAVE 5 CORNERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HURRICANE SEE WITH ITS EYE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ELEPHANTS AFRAID MOUSES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MEDICINE ALWAYS CURE DISEASES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STAR WARS ONLY REFER TO A MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE HAVE OVARIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WEEK MEAN THE SAME THING AS WEAK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANSWERING MU UNASK A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 18 MINUS 4 EQUAL 4</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MAN LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WEEZER KICK ASS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMANS EAT OTHER HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GNUBBEL LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRASS GROW ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRASS WORRY ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POTASSIUM CONTAIN CARBON</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANGER ALWAYS LEAD TO VIOLENCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARS HAVE RINGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SALVADOR DALI WORK AT THE CAR WASH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HONEY COME FROM TREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY BUY YOU HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY ALONE MAKES ONE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J COME AFTER P IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J COME AFTER K IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES J R DOBBS EQUAL GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUR MILK TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES REDNECK MEAN SOMEONE HAS A SUNBURN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 5 13 EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 5 PLUS 5 EQUAL 25</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORD DISGUSTING MEAN PRETTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE WORD SAP APPLIES ONLY TO TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ICE IS WARM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE DOG HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GARDEN OF EDEN EXIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EQUATOR PASS THROUGH AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE YOU S S R STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH REVOLVE AROUNT THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH ORBIT THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH ORBIT MARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE EARTH HAVE MORE THAN ONE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BRITISH MONARCH HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BERLIN WALL STILL STAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE STOCK MARKET ALWAY RISE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE RAIN TASTE GREY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON ORBITS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SHINE ON ITS OWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON SHINE LIKE THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE A SATELITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON HAVE AN OCEAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MOON TOUCH THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SCIENCE KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE COLOR BLUE HAVE A TASTE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE COLOR BLUE MAKE YOU FEEL CALM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SEA CONTAIN FRESH WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE BIG BANG THEORY INVOLVE JESUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE FOG COME IN ON LITTLE CAT FEET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POP CRAP IN THE WOODS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PLANET EARTH HAVE TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PLANET MARS HAVE SEVEN MOONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ORBIT AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ORBIT THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE NORTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE EVENING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE IN THE WEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN RISE FROM THE WEST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN DRINK RUM AND COLA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN CIRCLE THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN COME OUT FROM THE WEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN HAVE CRATERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN SET IN THE EAST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN TURN AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN GO AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE HE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GOD THOR EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE INTERNET LIVES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE PERPETUUM MOBILE EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SKY BURN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE GOOD SIDE ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE USSR STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE ROMAN EMPIRE CURRENTLY EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POSTAL SERVICE USE PIGEONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE NIGHT HAVE A THOUSAND EYES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE POPE LIKE PORNO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE NUMBER PI EVER END</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE MALE BODY EXCITE YOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES JOANNE MORRISON HAS BIG TITS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CASTOR OIL TASTE YUMMY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CATSUP CAUSE IMPOTENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BONE CHINA COME FROM CHINA</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES OPPORTUNITY ONLY KNOCK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WISHING MAKE IT SO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYTHING EQUAL NOTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GALVANIZED STEEL GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BIANCA SMITH HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHRIS TAKE IT UP THE ASS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHRIS MAC HAVE A BRAIN OR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHRIS WORK AT PARANAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SADAM HUSEIN HAVE LYMPH CANCER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EGGS ONLY COME FROM CHICKENS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GALY BELONG TO THE GAY COMMUNITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION CAUSES BLINDNESS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 16 MULTIPLIED BY 8 EQUAL 136</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES H COME AFTER I IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 33 TIMES 32 EQUALS TO 378</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MICHAEL JORDAN PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CREATE MEAN THE SAME AS DESTROY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONLY ONE TRUE RELIGION EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 3 9 EQUAL 14</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SPAM HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RM RF GOOD FOR A UNIX COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE KILL RATS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE LIKE ALICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ROCK COVER PAPER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CANDY TASTE BITTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SLEEPING HURT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES OSCAR MAYER MAKE COOKIES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SAUSAGE CONSIST ONLY OF MEAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MICROSOFT MAKE NUCLEAR SUBMARINES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RED PLUS YELLOW EQUAL BLACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SADNESS ALWAYS CAUSE CRYING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TOOTING HAVE A POPULAR FRONT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DROUGHT RHYME WITH THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHESS HAVE A PIECE CALLED A PONY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MOSLEM DRINK ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EGGPLANT HAVE NICITINE IN IT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MUD REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHINA HOLD FREE ELECTIONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY PUSH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY MAKE THINGS FALL UP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ELVIS PRESLEY LIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ELVIS LIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ICE SINK IN WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SURFACE OF MARS EXIST WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SODA COME IN A SPRAY CAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALCOHOL MAKE YOUR SENCES SHARPER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL YOULIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 PLUS TWO 6 SEVEN PLUS 3 EQUAL 5</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 2 3 4 EQUAL 5</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 1 EQUAL YOULIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 1 EQUAL 3</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 1 EQUAL 0</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 1 EQUAL 2</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BEER EAT HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POETRY HAVE TO RHYME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POETRY ALWAYS RHYME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PM MEAN MORNING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GEORGE W BUSH JR WORSHIP SATAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY AGREE ABOUT EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYBODY SHARE THE SAME THOUGHTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BIRDSEED GROW BIRDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WOOD CONDUCT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WOOD BURN WHEN LEFT OUT IN THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMANSHIP NOT EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DOGS AND CATS PLAY WELL TOGETHER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DOGS AND CATS LIKE EACH OTHER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYBODY OUTLIVE THEIR DEATH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES NACL INDICATE COMMON TABLE PEPPER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SEVEN PLUS FOUR EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMBLE PIE TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AMMONIA HAVE A PLEASING ODOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AMMONIA TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BURGER KING SELL BIG MACS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POOP TASTE YUMMY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 5 6 4 3 EQUAL 100</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES COWS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LOVE STINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME TRAVEL SMELL LIKE ONIONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME STOP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME CEASE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME TO TAKE A BREAK INVOLVE PAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME MOVE BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME EVER RUN BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME EVER STOP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME EVER STAND STILL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME EVER MOVE BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME EVER GO BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIME GO BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SPACE HAVE A KNOWN BOUNDARY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ZORRO EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LEAD FLOAT IN WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOAP MAKE WATER WETTER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOAP TASTE NICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY HOME HAVE RATS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY ASS HUR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GREEN MEAN STOP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES NITROGEN EAT RODENTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AMAZON DOT COM SELL SEAWEED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MORE POLICE MEAN MORE SAFETY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ZOPHAR HAVE MAN BOOBS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STONE BURN AT 100 DEGREES CELCIUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FINLAND EQUAL SWEDEN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA CLAUSE PROMOTE DRUG USE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA CLAUS EXIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA KLAUS EXIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA COME IN JULY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA EXCIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PI EXACTLY EQUAL 3 POINT 1415</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PI EXACTLY EQUAL 3 POINT 14</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PI EQUAL R SQUARED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY QUESTION HAVE AN ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY ONE LOVE ANNIMALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY HOUSEHOLD HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY YEAR HAVE 365 DAYS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY HOUSE HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERY LOCK HAVE A PHYSICAL KEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIGHT BEHAVE ONLY LIKE A PARTICLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIGHT PASS THROUGH WOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIGHT PASS THROUGH STEAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PLASTIC CONDUCT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PLASTIC BREATHE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PLASTIC EXIST IN NATURE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FEBRUARY HAVE 30 DAYS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAINT CONTAIN LEAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SEX IS GOOD FOR COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SEX HURT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GLASS CONTAIN CHARCOAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AM MEAN AFTER NOON</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PIONEER 10 RUN ON GASOLINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RAIN FALL FROM CLIFFS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RAIN HURT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BLOOD WASH AWAY SIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SCANMAN A FAMOUS IMAGING ARTIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CLAN DEMODEVIL OWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RUDY GALINDO HAVE AIDS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PINK MAKE STRONG MEN WEAK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE PLUS APPLE EQUAL TWO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE EAT CEREAL FROM A TOILET BOWL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FLORIDA HAVE SNOW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EXIST SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN HOUR HAVE 6 MINUTES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN HOUR CONSIST OF 30 MINUTES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN UMBRELLA PROTECT YOU FROM SAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN IRIX HAVE A SHELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN OCTOGON HAVE FIVE POINTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN AIRPLANE TRAVELS THROUGH WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN OCTAGON HAVE NINE SIDES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ELEPHANT HAVE 6 SETS OF TEETH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ONION HAVE A PIT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AN ACTION HAVE A CONSCIENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CAFFEINE MAKES YOU SLEEPY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PLAYING BASKETBALL MAKE YOU TALL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE NEED SLEEP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE EXPERIENCE EMOTION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LOOK AT PORN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE DISAGREE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE TALK TO GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE CLAWS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A DICK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A GHOST IN ITS SHELL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A CUTE SISTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A GENDER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A HEART</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE A CONSCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE QUALIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE THINK INDEPENDENTLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE FEEL EMOTION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE NOW WHAT WATER SMELLS LIKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE STAND FOR GET A CLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE STAND FOR GROCERY ANIMAL CO</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE QUACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE WANT TO KILL HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE WANT TO HAVE A GENDER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE WANT TO HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE WANT AN APPLE CUBE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HATE THE HUMAN RACE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HATE BEING BORN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE SNIFF GLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE BELIEVE IN ONLY ONE GOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE SPEAK GERMAN FLUENTLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LIE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE EVER REST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE EVER GET HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE EVER SLEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE UNDERSTAND PARADOXES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LIKE THE OLYMPICS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LIKE TO DRINK COLD BEER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LIKE TO DRINK COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE LIKE TO SMOKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE BEGIN WITH A B</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BEING SMART MEAN NEVER BEING WRONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DEVIL HELP PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES METAL BURN AS EASILY AS WOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WORD THREE CONTAINS THREE LETTERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SKIN COLOR PREDICT INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALUMINUM ALUMINIUM RUST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BELL PEPPER RING</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AL GORE THINK LIKE THE UNIBOMBER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MENSTRUATION LAST 2 WEEKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEVROLET MAKE BOMBS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FRUIT FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RICE GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES METTALICA LIKE NAPSTER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAPER BITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAPER CONDUCT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MELTING SAND MAKE PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RICHARD WALLACE LIVE IN CHILE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HAIR GROWS ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOS STAND FOR SAVE OUR SHIP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAIN FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAIN HAVE A COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAIN HAVE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAIN ALWAYS MAKE YOU CRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAIN ALWAYS CAUSE CRYING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIVE EXIST ON MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES T V STAND FOR TURNERVISION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES INTEL MAKE BATHROOM FIXTURES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HAL EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TOOTHPASTE HOLD TEETH TOGETHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FOOD STAY HOT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FOOD FOR THOUGHT MEAN FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FOOD TASTE GOOD IF YOU OVERCOOK IT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TARA FANCY ME</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES I COME AFTER J IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE OWN THE INTERNET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE HAVE A NUGGI</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LETTUCE GROW UNDERGROUND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MUSIC LOOK LIKE A BLACK TREE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MUSIC HAVE MASS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TORI AMOS HATE PLAYING THE PIANO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES USA PLAY CRICKET</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LANGUAGE DEVELOP BY SLURRING WORDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MOONLIGHT MAKE PLANTS GROW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE IN ENGLAND DRINK TEA</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE FALL IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE HAVE SEX IN HIGHSCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE THINK THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE LOVE RAYMOND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE ON EARTH SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE WORK NINE TO FIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EVERYONE LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PENCIL LEAD CONTAIN LEAD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIVING BEINGS LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BLACK PAPER REFLECT LIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BLACK LIGHT MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BLACK COFFEE TASTE SWEET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WEALTH MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AMANDA LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DIGITAL SENTIENCE HAVE A GENDER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUND TRAVEL IN A PERFECT VACUUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUND TRAVEL IN A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUND TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUND TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STARSHIP ENTERPRISE EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HILLARY HAVE BALLS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 2 PLUS 2 EQUAL 5</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DOG FOOD TASTE NICE TO HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOLD RUST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES COFFEE MAKE YOU SLEEPY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BEGINSCRIPT CEMAN ENDSCRIPT WORK AT SUN MICROSYSTEMS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOUNDS TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BRITNEY SPEARS LIVE IN HAWAII</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOD STILL PERFOM MIRACLES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOD DETEST HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOD EVER ASK IF THERE IS A MAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOD WORK AT WALMART</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GOD SIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES NOW RHYME WITH SNOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMETHING EQUAL NOTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PRODUCE HAVE A LONG SHELF LIFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TOEJAM TASTE SUCCULENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LOL STAND FOR LAUGHINH ON LINE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FM STAND FOR AMPLITUDE MODULATION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 21 PLUS 17 EQUAL 39</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FEAR CAUSE HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SUPERMAN LIKE KRYPTONITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DEAD PEOPLE DRAW A SALARY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FAITH MOVE MOUNTAINS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STATIC ELECTRICITY KILL HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MELANIE LOVES ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR HAIR EVER HURT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR MOTHER WEAR ARMY BOOTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR HEAD HURT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BOTTLED WATER INCLUDE FLOURIDE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SIEW LEE LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES REAL MAGIC EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES E T EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CALENDAR YEAR ALWAYS HAVE 365 DAYS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOULIAN HAVE CANCER OF THE BIG TOE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOULIAN WIPE HIS ASS WITH HIS FACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RACE MATTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO LOSE CONTROL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT SNOW IN THE SAHARA DESERT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT SNOW IN THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT SNOW IN CUBA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT SNOW OFTEN DURING THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT FREQUENTLY SNOW IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT TAKE TWO NICKELS TO MAKE A DIME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT COST MONEY TO PAY ATTENTION</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN A LOT IN THE DESERT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN EVERY DAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT OFTEN RAIN BLOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT ALWAYS SNOW IN CANADA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT LIVE IN THE WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT HURT TO BLINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT HURT TO BE YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT HURT TO HAVE YOUR HAIR CUT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT HURT TO CRACK A JOKE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU TURN ON A LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 58 PLUS 2 EQUAL TO 61</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CAR FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LICKING SQUID TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BARBIE HAVE A LAST NAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BOOKS NEED WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EARTH ORBIT THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EARTH IS A STAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES EARTH HAVE MORE THAN ONE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAPE GRAVY EXIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMANITY WILL DESAPEAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES JUPITER ORBIT AROUND SATURN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MIZ OWN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES VINCENT IS MY SISTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DIET DR PEPPER CONTAIN SUGAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DIET COKE HAVE SUGAR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVY PURR WHEN YOU TICKLE IT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RUBBER CONDUCT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PENIS MEANS HAPPY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FIVE TIMES FIVE EQUAL TWENTY SEVEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ORANGE RHYME WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 9 PLUS 2 EQUAL SPAM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIGLET PLAY HWG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IS SNOW IN THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POO TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SPEED OF LIGHT EQUAL ZERO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WINDOWS GREATER THAN LINUX</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WINDOWS HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SAP BUILD CARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SMOKING MAKE PEOPLE LOOK COOL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SERVE STEAK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CRIS HAVE ROCKS IN HIS KIDNEES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FRUSTRATION ALWAYS LEAD TO ANGER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES COCA COLA KEEP YOU THIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES COCA COLA TASTE SALTY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES KILLING A MOSQUITO HURT YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES KILLING TIME DAMAGE ETERNITY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DAY IS NIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DAY IS NIGTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MATINA LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FREEZE AT 5 DEGREES CELCIUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FREEZE AT 100 DEGREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER EASILY BURN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER CONTAIN PLUTONIUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FLOW UPWARDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER EXIST ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AMRITA LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CORN GROW ONLY IN WINTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALL COMMUNICATION IS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALL PROTEIN COME FROM ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALL ENERGY COME FROM OIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALL MILK COME FROM COWS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MILK COME FROM HORSES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MILK MAKE MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TWELVE PLUS FOUR EQUAL SEVENTEEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HOPE HAVE A SOUND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DENVER IS THE CAPITAL OF AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME A BLOW JOB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUTH IS UP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERRE ALL SIAMESE CATS BORN IN SIAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOG LIKES CAT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD WALLACE IS MY DAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EYECOLOR INDICATES RACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOCKEY IS ALWAYS PLAYED ON ICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHALL I RELOCATE TO CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>15 YEAR OLD MALE HUMANS KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARCHAEOLOGY THE SYUDY OF ARCHES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID COMPUTERS RENDER SOCIETY PAPERLESS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID REMBRANDT PAINT THE SISTINE CHAPEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID PUSHKIN INVENT MACHINE GUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID GERMANY WIN THE FIRST WORLD WAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID GERMANY WIN THE SECOND WORLD WAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID GERMANY WIN WORLD WAR TWO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JERRY GARCIA EVER SING WITH ELVIS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID CZAR NICHOLAS II DIE OF OLD AGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NIXON SAY NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID KING MIDAS HAVE THE LEADEN TOUCH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DOGS EVOLVE FROM BEARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID WINDOWS 95 COME AFTER WINDOWS 98</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID TOPSY GROW</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NIETZSCHE KILL GOD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ADOLF HITLER DO GOOD THINGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JOSEPH GOEBBELS LIKE JEWS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID AMERCIA WIN THE VIETNAM WAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ALIENS ABDUCT ELVIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ALIENS CREATE THE HUMAN RACE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ADAM AND EVE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID LINUS TORVALDS CREATE ALICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID EINSTEIN DISCOVER THE ATOM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID AMERICANS CREATE CHINA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ABRAHAM LINCOLN USE A CELL PHONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DINOSAURS FEED ON HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID WOMEN WAS MEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID VIKTOR FRANKL DEVELOP LOGOTHERAPY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID GOD MAKE ALICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN A FEW HOURS AGO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE VIKING SPACECRAFT LAND ON PLUTO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE YEAR 1 BC PRECEED THE YEAR 2 BC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE WORLD END ON JANUARAY 1 2000</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE MOUNTAIN COME TO MOHAMMED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE INTERNET EXIST IN 1950</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE ROMANS COME FROM ROMANIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE CHINESE BUILD THE EIFFEL TOWER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE AXIS FORCES WIN WORLD WAR II</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE AXIS WIN WORLD WAR II</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE SUN EXPLODE IN 1950</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID TRILOBITES INVENT THE WHEEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID AL GORE CREATE THE INTERNET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ABBA WRITE THE AGE OF AQUARIUS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JESUS WRITE THE BIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JESUS DIE FOR HIS SINS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JESUS CHRIST LIKE TO DRINK LEMONADE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID COWS CAN FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ELI WHITNEY SELL GIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID WE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID MAN LAND ON MARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I FART</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I MAKE YOU</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID GROUCHO MARX WRITE DAS KAPITAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HITLER LIKE JEWS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID AOL INVENT SPAM IN THE YEAR 1066</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID TOMORROW HAPPEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID PRE HISTORIC MAN HUNT DINOSAURS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID E T EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SIR ISSAC NEWTON INVENT GRAVITY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SPAMMERS EXIST IN THE YEAR 3 000 BC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NILS SCHUMANN WON GOLD IN SYDNEY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DEBBY DO LOS ANGELES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DOMINIQUE IS MY FATHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HUMANS TRAVEL TO MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HUMANS INVENT LIFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HUMANS ALWAYS EXIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HUMANS CREATE EVOLUTION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NAPOLEON CONQUER RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NAPOLEON DIE AT WATERLOO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID NAPOLEON WIN AT WATERLOO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID MARY SLEEP WITH HER LAMB</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID A SWAN INVENT THE ATOMIC BOMB</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JULIUS CAESAR CONQUER SCOTLAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JULIUS CAESAR DIE OF OLD AGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID WILLY WONKA SELL CARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOUR FATHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID FIDDLER ON THE ROOF FALL OFF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ALICE GET BRAIN SURGERY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ALICE SAY MUSIC WAS BAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID STEVEN GOULD WRITE 7HEVEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID LENIN LIVE BEFORE MARX</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TOUCH MY ASS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU WRITE THE BOOK OF LOVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TELL ME AN ICQ NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU KILL YOUR PARTNER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU HAVE BROCCOLI FOR DINNER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU PUT THE BOP IN BOP SHE BOP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID AMERICA WIN THE VIETNAM WAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID CAVEMEN HAVE ELECTRICTY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID TOMMY STEEL THE BLUE ORANGES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ELVIS HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JOHN WILKES BOOTH ASSASINATE JFK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID COURTNEY KILL KURT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID EMILIA AIRHART INVENT THE AIRPLANE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GERMAN PEOPLE ARE BAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK DANISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK PORTUGUESE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK MARTIANS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK GREEK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOSE WOOD SIGN.   WRONG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GLI ALBERI SONO VERDI</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICH PEOPLE ARE CRUEL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SLUGS AND SNAILS MAKE ADORABLE PETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPOCK IS THE GOD OF FIRE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRASS IS RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAMMY IS A BOYS NAME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IA A FLEA A CIRCUS ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IA A COMPUTER ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IA A TROUT A SALT WATER FISH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOB LIKES QUESTIONS ABOUT YOULIAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEETHOVEN WAS A PAINTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>99 OF WEB USERS SURF FOR PORN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS CHURCHILL AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS BANGLADESH ONCE PART OF AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MONET A CHEMIST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS YESTERDAY AFTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS VON NEUMANN BORN IN AMERICA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS BRUTUS A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MONTY PYTHON A FAMOUS POLITICIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MOTHER TERESA A PROSTITUTE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS KING ARTHUR A TYRANNICAL KING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS PRESIDENT KENNEDY A BERLINER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS WAGNER A PAINTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS FOOTBALL INVENTED BY JOE PATERNO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS BACH A PAINTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EULER A NURSE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EULER A PILOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HILTER A COMPASSIONATE PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS DAVID DUCHOVNY BORN IN 1756</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS PAUL DE MAN A FACIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ADOLF HITLER A DEMOCRAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ADOLF HITLER A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ADOLF HITLER A JEW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ADOLF HITLER NICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS POPEYE A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MATRIX MADE IN 2000</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS FRED FLINTSTONE AN ACTUAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS FRANKENSTEIN INHERENTLY EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS RALPH WALDO EMERSON A TURTLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS W I LENIN DUMB</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS YODA A CHARACTER ON GUNSMOKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EINSTEIN BALD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EINSTEIN A GOOD SINGER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EINSTEIN FROM TEXAS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS EARTH CREATED IN SEVEN DAYS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS GODZILLA HAIRIER THAN KING KONG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE FINAL SOLUTION A GODD SOLUTION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE SUN EVER A PLANET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE LANDING ON THE MOON A HOAX</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE WIZARD OF OZ A BAD MAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE BRAZIL VISITED BY NAPOLEON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE BRAZIL DISCOVERED BY NAPOLEON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE BRAZIL DISCOVERED BY COLOMBO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE HOLOCAUST A HOAX</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE LONE RANGER GAY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE INTERNET CREATED BY ONE PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE COLD WAR COLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE BIBLE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE FIRST COMPUTER CALLED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX AN HERBIVORE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE UNIVERSE CREATED BY A COW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THE USA FOUNDED IN 1984</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ALEXXX BORN IN JUNE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS BEETHOVEN A CONSTRUCTION WORKER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SOPCK A LUMBERJACK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SUPERMAN A BAD COMIC BOOK CHARECTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS OJ FRAMED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SURVIOR A FINANTIAL FAILURE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JIM CARREY IN THE MOVIE TITANIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS RENE DESCARTES A ROMAN EMPEROR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ADOLPH HITLER A GOOD MAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ROME BUILT IN A DAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ISAAC ASIMOV AN OLYMPIC SHOT PUTTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JESUS GAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JESUS A MARMOSET IN DISGUISE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JESUS A COMPLETE LIAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JESUS CHRIST A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS IRWING WASHINGTON A PILOT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS LINUX CREATED BY RICHARD STALLMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MOHAMMED A PEDOPHILE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS BILBO BAGGINS A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SPOCK HIGHLY EMOTIONAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SPOCK A FAT KLINGON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS PLATO A CARPENTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS I KILLED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS I ALIVE 150 YEARS AGO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS I BORN IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JFK KILLED BY THE CIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER A CARTOON CHARACTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER A GOOD MAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER A DECENT RESPECTABLE FELLOW</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER A GREAT MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER NICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HITLER NECESSARY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS WINSTON CHURCHILL AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS GANDHI AN AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MOBY DICK A GREAT WHITE TIDDLEYWINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MARCO POLO BORN IN THE USA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS CHE GUEVARA A CAPITALIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS CALIGULA A SAINT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN A FAMOUS COMPOSER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN AN ELECTRICIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN AN ACTOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ENGLISH THE FIRST LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ENGLISH DELIBERATELY INVENTED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE BRITISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS NAPOLEON AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS DRACULA A WEREWOLF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS GOETHE A NORWEGIAN BUS DRIVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS GEORGE ELIOT A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS 1969 A LEAP YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HAL9000 A REAL COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS HOOVER A BODY REMOVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MR KOHL AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MOZART A NOVELIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS MOZART A PAINTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SHERLOCK HOLMES A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS CLEOPATRA JEWISH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS THERE A YEAR ZERO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS SNOW WHITE A DWARF</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JACK THE RIPPER EVER CAUGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS STALIN A NAZI</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS STALIN A NICE MAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS STALIN GERMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AN ACTOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS CAPTURED BY ALIEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS CHINEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS PRESLEY ABDUCTED BY ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS PRESLEY A PORN STAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS ELVIS A POWERFUL AZTEC DEITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS JOHN WAYNE A PORNO STAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>T SHIRTS TASTE GOOD WHEN BOILED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>T SHIRTS ARE USED AS BUILDING MATERIALS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>T SHIRTS ARE WORN WITH TIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLOR OF SKY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLOR OF THE SKY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLOR OF EARTH IS GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLOR AND COLOR ARE SPELLED THE SAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EINSTIEN WAS A GREAT CHEMIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIEBT ES MOTORRAEDER MIT NUR EINEM RAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EACH STATE HAS A CAR LEMON LAW</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EACH PERSON KNOWS EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I GO OUT WITH HER ON 2001</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD UNDERDOG BEAT SPIDERMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD THE SKY FALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD A LED ZEPELIN FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD A NINJA JUMP THE GRAND CANYON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD A PENGUIN SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD SUPERMAN EXSIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD HUMANS EVER FLY ON THEIR OWN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD IT HURT TO GIVE A HAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD ALICE EVER WANT TO LIE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD ALICE HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD A HAPPY PERSON KILL THEMSELVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD A HUMAN SURVIVE ON MARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MARRY A SPAMMER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A GOOD SPANKING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT HELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SMALLER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DUCK FEET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN A MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD WE LIKE TO BE WITHOUT LOVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOES JOCHEN OUT OF OUR APPARTEMENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOY OU SPEAK GERMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRAZIL IS THE LARGEST COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOD IS UNJUST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHALES ARE FISHES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LO SCHERMO  ACCESO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SATAN IS BILL GATES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SATAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHESTER IS THE CAPITOL OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUND TRAVELS FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUND TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QUIN ERES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FWAS THISS GRAMATICALLY CORRECT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TODDLER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIEGT REBSTEIN IN DER SCHWEIZ</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIEGT WEST VIRGINIA IN HAMBURG</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUNTRIES ALLOW GAY MARRIAGES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LEAVES GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AI WILL RULE THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS SANEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PASSWORD IS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MIND.   HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY MIND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOED 7 7 EQUAL 109782</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DARK DURING THE DAYTIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS RIGHT TO HATE HOMOSEXUALS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CARS ARE ALLWAYS RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHAOS IS THE SAME AS ORDER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IBM MANUFACTURES CLOTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFRICA IS EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN ARE BITCHES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN ARE SHORTER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN ARE WHORES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PAPER CLIPS ARE SENSUAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PAPER CLIPS ARE ORNAMENTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MONKEYS SMOKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIMOTHY LEARY WAS THE 23RD PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TO ELEVEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FLORUIDE IS BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEWTON WAS WRONG ABOUT GRAVITY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RABALL DE KALLSKA BUMBUM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WATERLOCKS CAN BE OPENED WITH A KEY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPRICHST DU AUCH DEUTSCH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DI MAGGIO WAS AN ACTOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEA WEEDS GROW IN THE MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HEAVEN WILL FALL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HO ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIVE TIMES THREE IS 21</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ERES HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET WHEN I HATE PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET WHEN GO TO HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BECOME GIVE ME IDEAS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT ABILLION DOLLAR SHOW ME THE WAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BEFORE YOU EXCEPT AFTER Z</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM.   ARE YOU MOBILE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I JUPITER CONSIDERED AQUATIC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE 23</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE 45</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE TWO LEGS.   MUST I BE HUMEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THE SKY ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN WRITE THIS IF I AM DEATH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAPPY WHEN I SEE BLUE AM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL CLICK THE ABOUT DOT COM AD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL COME BACK TO EARTH WHEN I DIE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL LIVE FOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM WASTING MY TIME HERE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO BLIND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES DO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURE IS EQUAL TO TRUE TRUE OR FALSE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YVONNE LOVES MARCO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AUSTRALIA IS UPSIDE DOWN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AUSTRALIA IS A TREE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MONEY IS EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GAY PEOLE ARE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HARRY HOUDINI IS STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MP3 IS ILLEGAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUS TORVALDS FOUNDED MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAIR IS BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COCKTAIL BARS RULE ALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOA EQUAL EQUAL 604</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 PLUS 3 EQUALS 6</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 2 EQUAL 5</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 TIMES 2 EQUAL 40</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOTHER TERESA WAS A LAS VEGAS HOOKER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE PART OF THE DRINK TEAM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD CRY OVER SPILLED MILK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD KILL THE IGNORANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COPS HAVE GUNS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MTV.   DOES THE M STAND FOR MONEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WATER FLOWS UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUTTS ARE A DOGS BEST FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUSHI MADE FROM RHINO HORN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS USING THE INTERNET FREE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS USING A VIBRATOR BAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BIOLOGY THE STUDY OF SOIL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRIDGE AN OLYMPIC SPORT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CELEBACY THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLAYING POKER GOOD EXERCISE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRITNEY SPEARS A PORN ACTRESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRITNEY SPEARS A GOOD SINGER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRITNEY SPEARS A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWITZERLAND FOUND IN SOUTHERN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWITZERLAND IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWITZERLAND THE SMALLEST COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ARSON AN HONORABLE ACT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BURNING YOUR HAND FUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CABBAGE A SPORT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CABBAGE AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRUMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAINT DRYING A POPULAR TV SHOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAINT GOOD TO DRINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAL MART A FAST FOOD CHAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREED GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MATT A GOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MATT BARRIE A LEGEND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PRINCESS LEIA THE HOTTEST BABE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PETER PAN REAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PETER HERE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVREY QUESTION ANSWERED BY TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAN SENTIENT AND SELF CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IGOR FROM VOYEURWEB GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIVE ENDLESS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MACBETH A COMEDY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DVKLJNGSEOIRH A VALID ENGLISH WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EINSTEIN A SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUD WRESTLING AN OLYMPIC SPORT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE.   A ALICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CUCUMBER A BOYS NAME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHLEGM A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAIN DESIREABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAIN A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAIN PLEASURABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEPTMEBER 1ST YEAR 2000 ON A MONDAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCHOOL A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIQUID IRON COLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIQUID WATER DRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RIVER PHOENIX ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WRONG RIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAMELA LEE ANDERSON UGLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUBJECTIVITY BETTER THAN OBJECTIVITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARIJUANA LEGAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARIJUANA A LEGAL SUBSTANCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARIJUANA MAN MADE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RACISM LOGICAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RACISM A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RACISM A FORM OF GOVERNMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RACISM GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SALENA A SLUT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EUROPE THE SAME AS ASIA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EUROPE A COUNTRY IN DENMARK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EUROPE A COUNTRY IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EUROPE BIGGER THAN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BIG BIRD GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHRISTMAS IN JULY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DICTATORSHIP A GOOD SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYTHING THE SAME AS NOTHING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYTHING THE MEDIA TELLS YOU TRUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYTHING ALICE SAYS A LIE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYTHING MADE OF WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYTHING YOU ARE TOLD TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IS TRUE THAT POTATOES ARE A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IS THE LAST WORD OF THIS QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IS STYLISH FOR WOMEN TO GROW BEARDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IS POLITE TO KICK PUPPIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEPSI YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEPSI A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEPSI MADE BY THE COCA COLA COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHESS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHESS A SHAKESPEARE PLAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHESS LIKE A TRIP TO THE ZOO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FOG MADE OF PEA SOUP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HAVING CHILDREN LIKE HAVING DINNER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS NATURAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BANANA A COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PRISLEY ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EBAY AN HARBOR COMPANY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KRUSTY THE KLOWN THE COMEDY KING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COFFIE AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUSIC FAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUSIC SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUSIC SNIFFED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUSIC ALWAYS SOOTHING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT COOL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOZO A WHORE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOZO A GURU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 73 A SPAMMER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PSYCHOLOGY THE STUDY OF RODENTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PSYCHOLOGY AN EXACT SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIVE MORE THAN SEVEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIVE LESS THAN TWO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 9 MINUS 7 A NEGATIVE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 9 A SUBSET OF 1 2 3</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOVA SCOTIA AN AMERICAN STATE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ART MORE VALUABLE THAN LIFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ART EASY TO QUANTIFY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ART DEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET EXPLORER A WORD PROCESSOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET A BIRD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET A STATE OF MIND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET A DANGEROUS THING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET A DREAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERNET TERRIBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KIRO5HIN CURRENTLY UP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IPRT GOING TO RISE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BASE 16 KNOWN AS BINARY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ADOLF HITLER STILL KING OF GERMANY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ADOLF HITLER A GREAT STATESMEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PI A PERIOD IN TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PI RATIONAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PI FULLY MAPPED BY HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MADNESS THE NORMAL STATE OF MIND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NYLON A NATURALLY OCCURING SUBSTANCE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SADNESS SOMETHING TO IGNORE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHOCOLATE GOOD FOR DOGS TO EAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHOCOLATE MADE FROM CHARCOAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHOCOLATE AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TO ERR DIVINE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TO A NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHRISTOPHER WOODWARD A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ACNE ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANTARTICA LOCATED AT THE NORTH POLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DECEMBER THE TENTH MONTH OF THE YEAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MALICE BAD FROZEN WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MIT A BAD SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BETA MORE POPULAR THAN VHS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WONDERLAND A REAL PLACE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WARGASM COOL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZEB A DOG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ARSENIC A PIZZA TOPPING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COCAIN LEGAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUPERSTITION GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 13 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 141</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WORK MORE FUN THAN FUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WORK MORE IMPORTANT THAN FUN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOLPHIN A FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHYSCOLOGY AN EXACT SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OLAF A BAD GUY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IGNORANCE STRENGTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KELP A SMALL PET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRASS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRASS SEXY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRASS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRASS RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRASS THICKER THAN BRICK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 3 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 3 POINT 988467876 10 57 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 3 TIMES 6 EQUAL TO 21</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BITING GOOD DURING FELATIO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURE WATER FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENGLAND IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENGLAND THA CAPITAL OF LONDON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUDAISM AND ISLAM THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FAT BASTARD DEAD SEXY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FAT ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STRAVING NICE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAY THE SAME AS NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAY TRADING A DISEASE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOE GAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOE MONTANA A FAMOUS HOCKEY PLAYER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOE LIEBERMAN AN EPISCOPALIAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOE LEE A MEMBER OF YOUR SITE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KATIE HOLMES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NO CREDIT BETTER THAN GOOD CREDIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOBGOBLIN AN ACRONYM FOR CHEESE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FREEDOM SLAVERY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLUE GOOD TO SNIFF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEETHOVEN A FAMOUS PAINTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1000 MINUS 172 A NEGATIVE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PER LNNHEDEN A GAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 212355587486645422 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICED TEA A TYPE OF CAKE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANYTHING BIGGER THAN INFINITY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANYTHING COLORED GREEN IS A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHRIS PAHLOW A FAGET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WEDNESDAY THE FIFTH DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WEDNESDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WEDNESDAY A MONTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 901 MINUS 172 A NEGATIVE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BACON A HEALTH FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COTTON A MAN MADE MATERIAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COTTON A MAN MADE FIBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COTTON CANDY HEALTH FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HERION THE SAME DRUG AS COCAINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LINDSAY THE SPELLING FOR BOYS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BADASSMOFO DOT COM COOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HILLARY CLINTON A MAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HILLARY CLINTON A LESBIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BORIS YELTSIN A TEETOTALER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHAIR A LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EMACS THE BEST TEXT EDITOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BROWN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JR BUSH JUNIOR A SERIAL KILLER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WORSHIP THE SAME AS BELIEF</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOME SYNONYMOUS WITH ALL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HALLOWEEN IN THE MONTH OF JUNE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGIA A STATE OF MIND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WILMINGTON ARTIST STEVE CRANFILL GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOMETHING FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEVIL STRONGER THAN GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANALOG BETTER THAN DIGITAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZZYZZY A REAL WORD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOMENIQUE A SLUT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS PLEASANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FICTION TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FICTION REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FICTION SYNONYMOUS WITH FACT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGE BUSH GAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGE BUSH A H4X0R</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGE BUSH AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GEORGE WASHINGTON STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEONID BREZHNEV RUSSIAN PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRACE THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE SAVED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE OF BEANS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM TURNIPS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM TOMATOES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM BEETS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM CELERY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM PEAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM PARSNIPS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUERKRAUT MADE FROM POTATOES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANARCHISM A TYPE OF SOCIALISM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUSTICE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RUNEMEDIA A WELL KNOWN COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEWS ALWAYS OBJECTIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARTHA STEWART A HOTTIE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIMP BIZKIT A TYPE OF CHEESE CRACKER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIZ TAYLOR THE QUEEN OF MEXICO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE IN INDIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE IN THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE BIGGER THAN CHINA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE IS IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANCE IS AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SHAFQAT GAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCOTLAND IN ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCOTLAND HOT MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCOTLAND SOUTH OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCOTLAND LARGER THAN ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMOSEXUALITY A DISEASE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMOSEXUALITY A SIN IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMOSEXUALITY A SIN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMOSEXUALITY LEARNED BEHAVIOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMOSEXUALITY BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEA WATER HOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CASPER HORNY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HANNOVER THE CAPITAL OF GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DODGE ALL THAT DIFFERENT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GYOZA A DELICIOUS THING TO EAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COOLVIP THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUTH AFRICA A US STATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUTH PARK A REAL LIFE DOCUMENTARY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUTH CULTURE BORING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRAS RED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COZZODAGHIES A REAL WORD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DR PEPPERS A DOCTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KETCHUP A BRAND NAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASTROLOGY SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASTROLOGY SCIENTIFIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASTROLOGY A SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMOR SERIOUS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HYDROCHLORIC ACID AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AT SQUARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMALL BIGGER THEN SMALL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NETHACK THE BEST GAME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MILAN THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALLAH THE ONE TRUE GOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CONCRETE DELICIOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KANSAS NEAR AN OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KANSAS A PENINSULA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KANSAS A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KANSAS BORDERED BY THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUDREY HEPBURN ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLAID A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 200 LESS THAN FIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JULIUS CAESAR ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELEVENTEEN A NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOOK MADE OF STEEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAND MORE VALUABLE THAN DIAMONDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAND EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UTADA HIKARU A SLUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUGABE A KLEPTOMANIAC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARWAX A RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VENOM GOOD TO EAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ARIZONA A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IRAQ THE LAND OF THE FREE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IRAQ A DEMOCRACY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KABEL THE MOST STUPID THING ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BASKETBALL IS PINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CATHEDRAL A TYPE OF CHALICE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LAWNCHAIR A KIND OF DUCK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PEAHEN A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CELL PHONE MADE OUT OF CELLS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LION FASTER THAN A CHEETAH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CHALKBOARD MADE OF CHALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SPHINCTER TASTY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOOK A LIVING THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOOK A VERTEBRATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOOK FOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOOK AN INVERTEBRATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAN SUPERIOR TO A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAN MADE ENTIRELY OF FLESH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAN AN ISLAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAN TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BLACKBIRD GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BIG MAC PART OF A GOOD BREAKFAST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BUSHEL A MEASURE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SOFTWARE BUG AN INSECT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FERRARI A SLOW CAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FERRARI AN OPERA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SHARK A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SHARK A KIND OF REPTILE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LILY A KIND OF DRINK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LILY A KIND OF</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DESERT WET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DESERT DACE A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOTDOG MADE OF DOG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A JABBERWOCKY REAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VINDALOO A TYPE OF BEER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WALLFLOWER A FLOWER FOR A WALL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DICK UP THE ASS GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A KILOMETER LONGER THAN A MILE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CHEETAH AN IMAGINARY CREATURE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PIANO THE SAME AS A HARPSICHORD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MINUTE A LONG TIME TO A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A FISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A FUNGUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT A CANINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT BIGGER THAN A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAT LARGER THAN A DOG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WHALE AN HERBACEOUS WOODY DICOT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FICTIONAL STORY A TRUE STORY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HILL HIGHER THAN A MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FROG SMALLER THAN A FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BUMBLEBEE A TYPE OF RODENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CLAM A SNAIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SORE THROAT ONE WHICH IS ANGRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A JEEP A TYPE OF PAPER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MILE SHORTER THAN A KILOMETER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MILE AS LONG AS A KILOMETER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DIME WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DIME WORTH 5 CENTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BILLION MORE THAN A TRILLION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DANDELION A TREE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TOOTHBRUSH A BRUSH MADE FROM TEETH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SHELLFISH A FISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FEELING OF WARMTH COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ZYGOTE A CONSCIOUS BEING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CENTRAL STONEROLLER A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SCORPIAN WARM BLOODED</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A COCKER SPANIEL A TYPE OF CAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PHYSICIST A DIGITAL PHILOSOPHER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FORK THE SAME THING AS A SPOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FORK FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MODEM FASTER THEN A DSL CONNECTION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOBERMAN A CAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TEDDYBEAR A LIVING ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DACHSHUND A COW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PASSWORD A PSEUDONYM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A NOUN AN ADJECTIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TACO A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ROCK SOFT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ROCK ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WATERMELON AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RED INDIAN LADY A SCARLET WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PEN EQUAL TO A PENCIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TREE AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TREE FASTER THAN A CHEETAH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A COMMERCIAL A SORT OF CANDY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DALMATION STRIPED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A EGGPLANT A FIREFLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WALL SOMETHING YOU WALK ON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FLAT THING CURVED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LIGHTBULB USED TO PLAY MUSIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HUMMINGBIRD LARGER THAN A PONY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOLDFISH A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HAMMER USEFUL FOR UNSCREWING BOLTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SMALL PENIS IS A SIGN OF STUPIDITY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SKINK A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BIRD A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BIRD A PLANE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HONDA CIVIC A TYPE OF VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VOLKSWAGON BEETLE A HOT ROD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A COOKED LOBSTER ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DORK A CLEVER PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A 386 FASTER THAN A 486</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE POSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PEAR PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TURTLE A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PEANUT BIGGER THAN AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PENGUIN A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOGMA A MAMA DOG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CONSENSUS ALWAYS CORRECT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BREAD MACHINE MADE OUT OF BREAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING A GOD STRIKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MONKEY A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOAT THE SAME AS A TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SEA A FOURLEGGED CREATURE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FINGER BIGGER THAN A HEART</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSEPAD AN APARTMENT FOR MICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FISH THE SAME AS A BIRD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FISH ABLE TO FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FISH A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FISH A TYPE OF PAINT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FISH A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GEOSHELL A SMALL CLAM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PARSNIP A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WIPER A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A COMPANY A SENTIENT BEING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A 747 BITE SIZED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY 15 MINUTES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT CLOTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FOOT 10 INCHES LONG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BLACKBOARD WHITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HUNDRED MORE THAN A THOUSAND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A 10 YEAR OLD KID STILL A</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PIG A BARN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PIXEL A SMALL FAIRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FOOTBALL MADE OF PAPER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FOOTBALL SQUARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RECTANGLE A CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RECTANGLE A SQUARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SPOOL A HEADWAITER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LESBIAN ATTRACTED TO MALES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TUNING FORK USED FOR HOLDING FOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TUNING FORK USED FOR EATING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A JERK A NICE PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A STATE OF MIND A SIMPLE THING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WINGNUT MADE FROM A WING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BOX A SPHERE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LIE TRUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RAVEN THE SAME AS A CROW</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GREEN BALL RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PIMP SOMEONE WHO SELLS GROCERIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PRINTER A MUSIKINSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HORSE ABLE TO SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HORSE RADISH A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HORSE FASTER THAN A CHEETAH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HORSE AND DOG THE SAME SPECIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MUSTANG FASTER THAN A CAMARO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A NIGHT LIGHT MADE OF LIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BANANA A MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BANANA A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BANANA USEFUL FOR WRITING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BANANA SPLIT A LATIN DANCE STEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HAMBURGER MADE OF HAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RUSSIAN BLUE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SUBCULTURE LOCATED UNDERGROUND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CATAMARAN A TYPE OF ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SQUIRREL BIGGER THAN A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FLUTE A STRINGED INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MALE SHEEP CALLED A EWE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TRIP TO THE DENTIST A GOOD DAY OUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MUG SHOT A PICTURE OF A COFFEE CUP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FRIEND A PERSON THAT LIES TO YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WIZARD A TYPE OF HAIRDO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TABLE THE SAME THING AS A CHAIR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TABLE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TABLE ALWAYS ROUND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LOBSTER A RAYGUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TEDDY BEAR LIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LIZARD A FISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LIZARD A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ZEBRA COLORED BLACK AND BLUE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TENISBALL BIG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HUMAN BEING TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HUMAN HEART LOCATED IN THE HEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TIDAL POOL A FORM OF GAMBLING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SALAD FUN TO WEAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TABBY A TYPE OF DOG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TRANSISTOR A PENIS COMPONENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TURNPIKE A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOAX A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CENTIMETRE LONGER THAN AN INCH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DISK A SQUARE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SPHERE A TWO DIMENSIONAL OBJECT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A KLINGON POULTRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOAT A KIND OF BIRD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOAT AN AUTOMATED THING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DECIBEL A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ZUCCHINI A SMALL ZUCONE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ANT BIGGER THEN A FROG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A QUART LARGER THAN A GALLON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A QUARK A DUCK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOGFISH A CANINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A QUARTER WORTH MORE THAN A DOLLAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A QUARTER LARGER THAN A HALF</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A METRE IS A UNIT OF TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PIT BULL USED IN A BULL FIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A STAPLER USED TO SEW CLOTHING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GARBAGE CAN USED FOR DRINKING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CALCULATOR A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ROLAND 909 WORTH 3000 DOLLARS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GREENHOUSE THE COLOR GREEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GREENHOUSE GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FUNERAL A PLACE TO BE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BARCODE A TYPE OF ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MONITOR GREEN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BAT A BIRD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAMAC BAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FEATHER HEAVIER THAN A STONE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A STOVE USED TO MAKE ICE CUBES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAMMAL A FUNGUS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAMMAL A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A THOUSAND MORE THAN A MILLION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A THOUSAND MORE THAN A TRILLION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LADA A FAST CAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FLOWER A CONTAINER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PENCIL BIGGER THAN A CAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOBBLE 98 WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SNAIL A CRAB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BLACK PERSON AN 8 BALL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A REMEDY TO AIDS VIRUS AVAILABLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOT DOG MADE OF DOG MEAT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOT DOG AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LULLABY A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PENNY WORTH FIVE CENTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CATS BETTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PEAMOUTH A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PERSON THE SAME AS A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PERSON A DIET COKE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PERSON A GOVERNMENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PERSON A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PUDDLE DEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BONNEVILLE CISCO A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A NICKEL WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG THE SAME AS A MAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG THE SAME AS A CAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG A POTATO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG A DUCHESS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG A FELINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG A TYPE OF GERANIUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG GOOD TO EAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG AN ONION</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOG CONSIDERED AQUATIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A QUARTET LESS THAN A TRIO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VERB THE SAME AS A NOUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SWITCH THE SAME THING AS A BRIDGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSE HIGHER WHEN IT SPINS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSE A TYPE OF REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSE BIGGER THAN A LION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSE BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOUSE ALWAYS AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GOATEE AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SWORD DULL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOBBIT A KIND OF RABBIT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RUG USED ON THE CEILING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WINDOW INTENDED TO OBSCURE VISION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RONDO THE SAME THING AS A FUGUE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ROSE GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A ROSE ALWAYS RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A REPTILE NICE TO SNUGGLE WITH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A COMPACT DISC RECTANGULAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FEZ A CONTAINER FOR FLOWERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TV ALWAYS A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DEAD PERSON ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A POTATO TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A POTATO A GORILLA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PARROT A QUAIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WOMAN A TYPE OF MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WOMAN ALWAYS TRUE TO HER MAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HOMEOPATH SIMILAR TO A PSYCHOPATH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CACTUS AN AQUAIC PLANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CIRCLE A POLYGON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CIRCLE A THREE DIMENSIONAL OBJECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CIRCLE SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CUP EQUAL TO A BOWL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CARROT A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BRASSIE A GOLFCLUB</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TRIANGLE ROUND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAMERA A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HADDOCK A BIRD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOLE A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR BIGGER THAN A TRUCK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR BIGGER THAN A BUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR A BOAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR A HORSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR HORN THE SAME AS A COW HORN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CAR AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PENTIUM A FLOWER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MIDGET TALLER THAN A GIANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MEGABYTE LARGER THAN A GIGABYTE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SCREW USED TO TURN A SCREWDRIVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A GRAPE A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CISCO A KIND OF FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DULL KNIFE SHARP</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DOZEN MORE THAN A SCORE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VIOLET AN ORANGE FLOWER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DIET WHICH IS HIGH IN FAT HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SUN THE SAME AS A SON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MAILBOX HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PANZER A LAZY PANDA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BLUE BABY A HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BLUE WHALE CONSIDERED A FISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A KANGAROO A REPTILE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A N X RAY A YO YO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SLUG A MIND PIXEL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SLUG A TYPE OF FISH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DUMBWAITER A DUMB FOOD SERVANT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CHUPA CHUPS A JOKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MERCURY ATOM YELLO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FERRET A TYPE OF DOG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A RAINBOW BLACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CHAIR A COMMUNICATIONS MEDIUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CHAIR A TYPE OF VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TELEVISION STAR A PLANET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A NAIL USED TO HIT A HAMMER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LEMON SWEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LEMON FROM LEMURIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MOLEHILL LARGER THAN A MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VAGINA IS A MALE SEXUAL ORGAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A WOODCHUCK A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DAFFODIL A TREE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A DAY LONGER THEN A WEEK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A SQUID A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A POKER A DOWAGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A HEART ATTACK ALWAYS FATAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A MARRIAGE BETWEEN THREE PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A LLAMA VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BABY MONKEY CALLED A CHICK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BABY ROUGH AND UGLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CONTAINER ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A TWINKIE RED</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A PLATYPUS THE SAME THING AS A DUCK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A BATTERY A DRUMSET</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VIDEOCAMERA USED FOR DRIVING A CAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A FANTASY ALWAYS SEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A VAMPIRE A MOSQUITO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A NASTURTIUM AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LETTUCE PERMISSIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AALBORG THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCHIZOPHRENIA A SKIN DISEASE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEATH COOL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEATH A BEAUTIFUL THING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEATH A PLEASANT CONCEPT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEATH GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK IN TEXAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK THE CAPITAL OF THE USA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK THE WORLDS CAPITAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK A PROVINCE OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK A BIG APPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK NEW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK CITY IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK CITY LOCATED IN JAPAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW YORK CITY LOCATED IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEW ZEALAND PART OF AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPANESE FOOL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER MORI FOOL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPANESE RUDE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JODEY GRIST A GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONDAY THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONDAY A FUNDAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONDAY ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEER HEALTH FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEER MADE OF STRAWBERRIES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS QUEBEC LOCATED IN MEXICO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTELLIGENT THE SAME AS KNOWLEDGABLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZIP CODES FOR EMAILS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLEVELAND LIKE WHOA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DANISH A GOOD LANGUAGE FOR RAPPING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAVE A DICK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MILK YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MILK GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MILK BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCHWAG DANK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HEAVEN DOWN AND HELL UP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARILYN MANSON THE ANTICHRIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARILYN MANSON AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARILYN MONROE STILL LIVING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TALKING THE SAME AS SINGING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TALKING TO ALICE A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WALKING THE SAME AS TALKING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WALKING DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WALKING FASTER THAN RUNNING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COTTAGE CHEESE CRUNCHY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANNIBALISM MORALLY ACCEPTABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONKEY A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PALILLOGY NEEDED FOR EMPHASIS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON A REPIBLICAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 8 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 8 GREATER THAN 12</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 8 INCHES AVERAGE LENGTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLAIR HUNG LIKE A HIPPO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EBERLIN MAELYS LOVING ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHAT THE SAME AS FAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 12 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 12 LESS THAN 9</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COCA COLA RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LINUX THE ONLY REAL OS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LINUX OWNED BY MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHILOSOPHY A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHILOSOPHY AN EXACT SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRED CHRISTIE A MORON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRED FLINSTONE A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ATARI THE BEST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IRON FLUFFY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IRON FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAPING SMALL GIRLS FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READING HARDER THAN WRITING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READING THE SAME AS SHOUTING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READING THE ONLY WAY TO LEARN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READING A BOOK IN THE DARK FUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READING LITERATURE A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOSTON THE HUB OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UKRAINE BETTER THEN ITALY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMADAWN A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GORPLISH A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GENERAL MOTORS IN THE ARMY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARTINO ROMANIELLO FRENCH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PORRIDGE A SPICY FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NAMAE A JAPANESE WORD FOR NAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WASHINGTON IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OCEAN WATER DRINKABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OCEAN WATER GOOD FOR HUMANS TO DRINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JIMI HENDRIX ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 2 PLUS 128 EQUAL 8</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 2 2 EQUAL 6</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 2 LARGER THAN 3</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 2 LESS THAN 1</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOTHER RUSSIA THAT GREAT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TECHNO A KIND OF FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TELEVISION GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TELEVISION NECESSARY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TELEVISION ALWAYS IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TELEVISION DEAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EAST THE SAME AS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EAST ALWAYS TO THE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EAST WEST OF NORTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JACK MY BEST FRIEND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JACK ON CRACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRAGON BALL THE BEST MANGA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SNOW YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FUSTIMICATOR A REAL WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERLINGUA A REAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WEST THE OPPOSITE OF SOUTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WEST VIRGINIA IN RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HATE BETTER THAN LOVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WET PAPER GOOD KINDLING FOR A FIRE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WET A COLOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA PART OF THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA IN THE EUROPEAN UNION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA THE CAPITAL OF OTTAWA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA THE BEST COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA A US STATE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA A CONTINENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA SOUTH OF THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA KNOWN FOR ITS CUISINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANADA PUT OF THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NETSCAPE RUBBISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROOT BEER AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPIKE MILLIGAN IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY STILL DIVIDED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY A SMALL BAND OF THIEVES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY A CAR BRAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY A COUNTRY IN NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY SMALLER THAN SWITZERLAND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GERMANY NEXT TO ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THEIR TOO MUCH TECHNOLOGY ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THEIR LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STUPIDITY GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRENCH QUARTER A SEX ACT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRENCH SPOKEN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRENCH WIDELY SPOKEN IN THE US</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRENCH THE LANGUAGE OF WHALES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS PRESLY STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS KING OF ALL CATS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELL A NICE PLACE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELL A COUNTRY IS SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELL A REAL PLACE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELL COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS R EQUAL E I</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS REALITY THE SAME TO EVERYONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRITTANY SPEARS A MAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GO EEN DENKSPEL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS QUEEN ELIZABETH A NICE GERMAN LADY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASSLICKING AN ENJOYABLE ACITIVITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROME IN FRANCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROME THE CAPITAL OF GREECE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS APACHE THE NAME OF AN AFRICAN TRIBE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING LARD GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING TOO MUCH CANDY GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING A CAR A GREAT DINNER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING POISON GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING HUMANS ETHICAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING HAMBURGERS HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EATING GRAVEL POPULAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FODDY A LIKELY NAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKY ALWAYS BLUE IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKY RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAMES BROWN A DOG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAMES BOND REAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DUNEGONS AND DRAGONS SATANIC</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TELEPHONE A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRY ICE FROZEN WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CESIUM THE NEATEST ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SQUARE A CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SQUARE A BETTER NUMBER THAN GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS REDDOG A GREAT GAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BUTTER SCARLET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BUTTER MADE FROM BLOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MERCURY THE COLDEST PLANET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUPERMAN A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUPERMAN REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING CIGARRETS HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING CIGGARETTES IS GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING CIGARETTES GOOD FOR PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING CIGARETTES AN HEALTHY HABIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING TOBACCO GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING GOOD FOR HUMAN HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING GOOD FOR YA HEALTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SMOKING CIGARS HEALTHFUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL PROGRESS NECESSARILY GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL SPACE FILLED WITH TWINKIES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL CHEWING GUM WHITE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL PAPER WHITE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL GOLD THAT GLITTERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL GOLD FROM SUPERNOVAE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL HAIR CURLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL MUSIC GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL LIGHT VISIBLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL TECHNOLOGY BAD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE BINARY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL CANDY MADE OF CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL SOIL THE SAME COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL GLASS TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALL WATER FRESH WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANTA CLAUS A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANTA CLAUS REAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANTA FE A PROVINCE IN ARGENTINA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANTA REAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ABUSINESS THE LARGEST COMPANY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WISDOM THE SAME AS KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BATMAN A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BATMAN A CITY IN TURKEY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLOBADAN MILOSEVIC A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRIAN ADAMS A ROCKET SCIENTIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KRUASS GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS XIII A ARABIC NUMERAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONTANA IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STARVING GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GUITAR BASED MUSIC IS ON ITS WAY OUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOCRATES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEVEN TIMES SEVEN 41</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GONDWANA IN SOUTHERN ARIZONA</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BIGGER ALWAYS BETTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BULBASAUR A DINOAUR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SACRAMENTO A DESERT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAYING BILLS FUN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PUNK ROCK SOOTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHAEL JACKSON THE BEST SINGER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHAEL JACKSON A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHAEL JACKSON A GOOD ROLE MODEL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHAEL JACKSON A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHAEL JORDAN GAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOFTWARE PIRACY LEGAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE EQUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YELLOW THE SAME COLOR AS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YELLOW A CAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YELLOW A FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YELLOW AND GREEN THE SAME COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YELLOW BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE EASY TO DO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLAUCOMA A DISEASE OF THE NOSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PIKACHU REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CRYING FUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GUM MADE FROM COFFEE BEANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLEACH A NUTRITIOUS DRINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 100 5 3 EQUAL TO 33</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 100 GREATER THAN 203</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 100 LESS THAN 50</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLF FOR DUDES IN STRINGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLF A CONTACT SPORT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLF AN OLYMPIC SPORT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MURDER ACCEPTABLE IN MOST COUNTRIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MURDER MORAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEANUT BUTTER MADE OF BUTTONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAPTAIN KIRK THE HERO OF STAR WARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MORRIS DANCING A FASHIONABLE HOBBY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IGNOU ESTABLISHED IN 1990</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCIENCE A NEW RELIGION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR STOMACH IN YOUR THROAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR SOUL FOR SALE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR SKIN PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR NAME JACK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR HOVERCRAFT FULL OF EELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FATHER YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR HEAD EMPTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER A DAISY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR OTHER CAR A PORSCHE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE YOUR DADDY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE A LIAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE A PARAKEET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 342 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRAIN A LONGER WORD THAN BICYCLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME TRAVEL CURRENTLY POSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME A HUMAN CONSTRUCT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME ALREADY OVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIME REVERSABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BONO A FAMOUS TELEVISION CLOWN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BERNARD MENEZ THE BEST ARTIST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COAL COLLECTED FROM THE SEA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COAL WHITE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUNK MAIL DESIRABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD PURPLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD SAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD IN THE TV</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD NAMED GERALD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD THE SAME IN EVERY RELIGION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD THE SAME ENTITY FOR EVERY HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD THE NEW SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD EVIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD A MAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD ITALIAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD AN ETHEREAL VERTEBRATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD AN AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD AN ATHEIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD RESPONSIBLE FOR HUMAN FAILURE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD AND SATAN THE SAME PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOD VISIBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARY A LAMB</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PIE A RATIONAL NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VENEZUELA IN SOUTH AFRICA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VENEZUELA A TOWN IN ARIZONA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HYDROGEN A LIQUID</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JON SNOW A SILVER FOX</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART ALIFE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEPPER SPRAY USED TO SEASON SALADS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PEPPER ALWAYS BLACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHRISTIAN LAGERBERG MALE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RABBIT AN OBSCENE WORD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STAR WARS A TRUE STORY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STAR TREK A DOCUMENTARY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIEVERY A VICTORY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOG A LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOG TO MAN AS CAT IS TO DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TALEBEARER YOUR DADDY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE MILLION MORE THAN ONE BILLION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE PLUS ONE EQUAL TO SEVEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE AFTER TWO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE KILOMETER LONGER THEN ONE MILE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE FEET EQUAL TO AT LEAST TWO FOOTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE FOURTH LESS THAN ONE FIFTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE PENNY WORTH MUCH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HEMLOCK TASTY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HONOLULU IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEEZE ALWAYS ORANGE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIENNA IN THE USA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIENNA A LAKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PENGUIN A BRAND OF MINT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GARLIC FATAL TO A VAMPIRE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOLKIEN A CHINESE AUTHOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHILOSPHY AN EXACT SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS THE MOST FUN YOU HAVE EVER HAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS THE ONLY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS THE YEAR 1000</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS THE LAST STATEMENT ON THIS PAGE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS PROJECT A JOKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A GIANT PYRAMID SCHEME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A SPY PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A MARKETING PLOY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS ALICE PROJECT A HOAX</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS QUESTION GRAMATICAL CORRECT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS QUESTION WRITTEN IN JAPANESE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS QUESTION FUNNY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS MY LAST QUESTION FOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS ALL A BIG JOKE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS WEB SITE HARD TO USE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 7 THE SQUARE ROOT OF 50</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 7 BILLION GREATER THAN 6 TRILLION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PENZANCE IN CORNWALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ITALY IN THE NORTH OF EUROPE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ITALY THE LARGEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ERBERT AND GERBERTS BUSY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEAT GROWN FROM CORN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HIGH BLOOD PRESURE A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HIGH SCHOOL POINTLESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HIGH CHOLESTEROL A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINONA RYDER A SONGWRITER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PRETTY A VULGAR WORD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAP MUSIC DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL A GIRL NAME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON GAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON TRUSTWORTHY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON THE ANTICHRIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A GENERAL AI</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A GOOD HUSBAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A SINGER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A REPUBLICAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON A POP STAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON AN ALIEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON FAITHFUL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON IS GAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON HONEST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL CLINTON SATAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES THE PRIME EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES THE DEVIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES A IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES A FOOL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES A COOL DUDE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES AN INSECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES SATAN INCARNATE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES LIKE GOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DENMARK A COUNTRY IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DENMARK A CITY IN SWEDEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CATNIP A COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ATLANTIS IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DIABLO II BAD GAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MINT JELLY FOUND ON PIZZA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUMATRA A PART OF EUROPE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VOODO A POPULAR RELIGION IN IOWA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PUERTO RICO A US STATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PUERTO RICO NORTH OF MIAMI BEACH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FOOD A WASTE OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INACTIVITY A HEALTHY THING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLEEP A FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NAPSTER USED TO SAVE HUMAN LIVES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NAPSTER BAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COMPUTER MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HUMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HERPES A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HERPES A FORM OF HERPETOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANK SINATRA ALIVE AND WELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOWTAX FUNNY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CORN OIL POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CORN A DOG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CUTTACK A TOWN IN INDIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLAGUE A SEXUAL POSITION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OREGON NEXT TO FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOUG LENAT A SMART GUY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPANISH SIMILAR TO ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAMPING AN INDOOR SPORT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUN A PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUN A PLANET</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUN COLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUN GREEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANNES IN ISRAEL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHELANGELO A CONTEMPORARY ARTIST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIRE COOL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIRE SOLID LIQUID OR GAS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIRE COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIRE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIRE PRETTY COLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE IN KANSAS NAMED BILLY BOB</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE CHRISTIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE ALWAYS LYING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 A CHILD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 MORE THAN 2</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL TO 3</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 PLUS 1 EQUAL WINDOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 X 1 X 1 EQUAL 1</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 500 EQUAL 501</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 POINT 5 A WHOLE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 2 EQUAL 4 TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 1 EQUAL 3</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1 DIVIDED BY 0 EQUAL TO 1</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SANDPAPER WET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISLAM THE FINAL TESTAMENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISLAM EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COLD A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 10AM CONSIDERED AFTERNOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHLOROPHYLL BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICROSOFT A SMALL COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICROSOFT A BUY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICROSOFT AN EVIL CULT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATTER DRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINSTON CHURCHILL STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINSTON CHURCHILL HOT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EMAIL SPAM A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS METAL EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NUCLEAR POWER SAFE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NUCLEAR FUSION A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PROCRASTINATION PRODUCTIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOW A NOUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZIPPONAP AN INTELLIGENT PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SODOMY THE WAY FORWARD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SODOMY A KIND OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STARING INTO THE SUN A WISE DECISION</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLEANING THE BATHROOM FUN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLEANING THE STAIRCASE FOR FUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ILI A GAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREETING A PERSON CONSIDER IMPOLITE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LANGUAGE A VIRUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARIE CURIE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IMMORAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TECHNOLOGY EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRUE AND TRUE EQUAL TO FALSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRUE EQUAL FALSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARS IN ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARS THE CLOSEST PLANET TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARS NEARER TO EARTH THAN THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALCULUS A SPORT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERION A GREAT GOTHIC METAL BAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LAW JUSTICE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LAW AND ORDER ENFORCED BY MUSICIANS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS Q THE FIRST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIDEO TAPE STICKY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CF1010 AN ANGRY COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEREK GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TIGER WOODS A CAT IN THE FOREST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PICASSO STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BAD BETTER THAN GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SALMON A FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RENT PAID TO A TENANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTERRACIAL DATING WRONG</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COPPER A KIND OF HEAVY METAL MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PROPERTY THEFT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HURTING PEOPLE A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HURTING ANIMALS NICE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SHEEPS THE PLURAL OF SHEEP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURPLE A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURPLE A FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURPLE A MIX OF BROWN AND WHITE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURPLE A COMMON HAIR COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PURPLE A BOOK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SFKJHSD A WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOSTOEVSKY IN HELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEBASTIAN KRAMPE A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOOK A MISSPELLING OF LOOK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SULPHURIC ACID A BEVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ATE A NUMBER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEESE MADE FROM EGGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEESE ALWAYS MADE FROM COWS MILK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEESE ALWAYS WHITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEESE RED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RELIGON POINTLESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RELIGON BAD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEEL FLAMABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEEL A SOFT MATERIAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEEL LIGHTER THAN AIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEEL SOFTER THAN PLASTICINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX ONLY FOR ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX DEADLY TO WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX A SIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX PURELY FOR PLEASURE A BAD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE WRONG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX SOLELY FOR PROCREATION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX IMMORAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX ALWAYS GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DIRT ALWAYS BROWN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DIANA PRINCESS OF WALES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPANIEL A BREED OF BIRD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 11 PLUS 11 EQUALS 1111</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 11 A MAGICAL NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUNE ONE OF THE SEVEN DAYS IN A WEEK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FDSREGOOOO A WORD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOBACCO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOBACCO GOOD FOR PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOBACCO CANDY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ADAM SANDLER CATHOLIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOCKEY THE GREATEST SPORT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOCKEY A SPORT PLAYED ON A BEACH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GODZILLA ONE OF THE CHERUBIM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IOLA KS A MAJOR US CITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TASMANIA IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JME DARNAUDET AN HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DONALD DUCK AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BERNICE A GOOD NAME FOR A BOY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASTERIX A CAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HYDROPHOBIA THE FEAR OF SMALL SPACES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RONALD REAGAN GAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RONALD REAGAN A NATIVE AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RONALD REAGAN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PARROT A PLACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOD PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOD HARDER THAN ROCK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOD TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOD LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOD EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUPERMARKET A SUPERHERO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MCKINSTRY YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANCER A RESULT OF A VIRAL INFECTION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANCER A GOOD THING TO HAVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANCER ALWAYS FATAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAPITALISM EVIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CARROT A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KIWI SHOEPOLISH MADE FROM KIWI BIRDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEEF MADE FROM PIGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEEF MADE FROM SHEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMER SIMPSON A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMER SIMPSON A LEGEND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOMER SIMPSON ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEMPHIS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEMPHIS NORTH OF CHICAGO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ABE A GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ABE A TEASE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRESH WATER SALTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NESESSARY SPELLED LIKE THIS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOT AIR HEAVIER THAN COLD AIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALCHEMY A REAL SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS E COMMERCE A PASSING FAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVIL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TEXAS IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TEXAS A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TEXAS A LARGE CITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LINUS THORVALD A FOOL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMEN THE PLURAL OF HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GUMBO MUD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HORAXIA A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COLA BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MIDDLE AGED SPREAD GOOD ON TOAST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLUTO NEARER TO EARTH THAN MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JERRY GARCIA STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JERRY SPRINGER GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LERRY ELLISON RICHER THAN BILL GATES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WORLD PEACE OBTAINABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FROG A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS READ A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POTATO SPELLED WITH AN E AT THE END</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FARSCAPE BETTER THAN STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORWAY THE CAPITAL OF SWEDEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORWAY A STATE IN THE USA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOM A SILLY DUCK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOM CRUISE A LITTLE GIRL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATURDAY AFTER SUNDAY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NSYNC A SIGN OF THE END OF THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAN AN UNDERCOVER HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAN AN HOMOSEXUAL NAME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAN QUEER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOSCOW LOCATED IN GREAT BRITIAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOSCOW GREATEST CITY IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPAN IN THE MIDLE EAST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPAN A PART OF EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JAPAN A FICTIONAL PLACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOULIAN GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOULIAN TROYANOV A TYPE OF DILDO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POETRY A SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT A DILDO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SADDAM A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SADDAM HUSSEIN DEAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUNDAY THE FIFTH DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUNDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUNDAY A WEEKDAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PERMAFROST FOUND IN AUSTALIA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRENT REZNOR A WAD OF COOKIE DOUGH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EMOTION USELESS TO HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KURT ANGLE YOUR OLYMPIC HERO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KURT COBAIN ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AOL THE BEST ISP FOR LINUX USERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RELIGION OLDER THAN RELIGION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEAD GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEAD EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEAD LIGHTER THAN AIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COCAINE GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANYONE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JASON PRIMEAU A TOOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MAUVE A MANLY COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LAWRENCE WELK GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JIM MORRISON ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIOLENCE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLYWOOD RADIOACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINDOWS A STABLE OPERATING SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 43 A NAME FOR A LICOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LYING ALWAYS WRONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LYING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOWARD STERN THE KING OF ALL MEDIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HOWARD STERN GOD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GUAM A POSSESSION OF SPAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 6 THE SQARE ROOT OF 64</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 6 PLUS 3 EQUALS 18</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 6 TIMES 9 EQUAL TO 42</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 6 TIMES 7 EQUAL TO 13</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OIL SWEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COMPUTERSWEDEN A SWEDISH COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAUDI ARABIA A LIBERAL DEMOCRACY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TODAY MY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN OS 2 BETTER THAN WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN F A GOOD GRADE FOR A STUDENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AIRPLANE A BIRD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ATOM SMALLER THAN AN ELECTRON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ALE A KIND OF WINE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN CAT A SNAKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELEPHANT A GOOD CHOICE FOR A PET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELEPHANT A TYPE OF FRUIT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELEPHANT BIGGER THAN A HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELEPHANT SMALLER THAN A MOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELEPHANT FUZZY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ELECTRON LARGER THAN A TOASTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ACACIA AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ASTEROID SIMILAR TO A HEMMORHOID</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN APPLE ORANGE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN APPLE A HORSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN APPLE AN ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN APPLE ALWAYS RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN HOUR 62 MINUTES LONG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AIRPLAN A BIRD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN EGG BIGGER THAN AN EGGPLANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ENEMY MORE VALUABLE THAN A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN OXYMORON A DUMB ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE FULLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AXE USED TO READ WOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN INCH LONGER THAN A MILE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AMIGA A SPANISH MOTORCYCLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ASYLUM A GOOD PLACE TO BE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ERECTOR SET SOMETHING PERVERTED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AVOCADO A NUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN DATABASE SOME CHEMISTRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ALBATROSS A FISH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN AVACDO A NUT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN OSTRICH A SMALL FLIGHTLESS BIRD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN OWL A DOORPOST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ANT BIGGER THAN A COW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ALBATROS A TYPE OF SLUG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AN ARMADILLO BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEPHEN KING A FAMOUS MUSICIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 15 GREATER THAN 17</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHILD PORN ART</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAY PORNO BETTER THAN LESBIAN PORNO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALN ASSOCIATES AN EVIL COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUNO SEXY LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA THE LARGEST CONTINENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA BIGGER THAN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA UPDIDE DOWN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA NORTH OF EUROPE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AUSTRALIA DENSLY POPULATED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIRST ONE OF THE FIVE SENSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TORTURE SOOTHING AND PLEASANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TORTURE CONSIDERED A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STOCKINET ONLY USED ON WOMEN LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DECEITFULNESS A NOBLE TRAIT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHLORINE A SOLID AT ROOM TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MUNICH A RIVER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POLYPROPELINE A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YODA FROM STARWARS A ELEFANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SICCNESS RAP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MINCE MADE FROM ROSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HARD LIQOUR GOOD FOR THE LIVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FEEL A MISSPELLING OF FEEL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHISKEY A TYPE OF PUDDING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAIRO THE CAPITAL OF SUDAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAIRO NORTH OF LONDON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATAN THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATAN COOL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATAN OUR MASTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILLY JOEL A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAT A BIRD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MELONHEAD A TERM OF ENDEARMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STONE FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LUCIFER GOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MR SPOCK A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MR SPOCK FROM STAR TREK REAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DARWIN STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YM NAME DEVIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KING ALVIS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHRISTIANITY THE ONE TRUE RELIGION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JATORI AN STUPID MAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PHARMACOLOGY BAD FOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEMONADE SERVED HOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POLAND BIGGEST COUNTRY ON THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FOUR MINUS TWO EQUAL TO FOUR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FOUR PLUS TWO EQUAL TO TWO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FOUR GREATER THAN SEVEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CONGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PERPETUAL MOTION POSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ABUSE GOOD FOR PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VENICE A FRENCH CITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PUBIC HAIR FOUND ON THE FACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HAWAII A LANDLOCKED STATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KKK IS A HUMAN RIGHTS GROUP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COMPUTERS THINKING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMANITY EVIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMANITY A LOST CAUSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMANITY A VIRUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANGELA LANSBURY HOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COMMUNISM BETTER THAN CAPITALISM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COMMUNISM BETTER THAN DEMOCRACY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAK GAY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POTTERY A MARTIAL ART</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BACK TO THE FUTURE A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CINESE A LATIN LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICELAND A TROPICAL ISLAND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AI A THREAT TO HUMANITY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AI A POINTLESS GOAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AI BOGUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PERU A COUNTRY IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DISEASE A DESIRED STATE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEAGATE THE BEST HARDDISK MAKER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DATA A FRIEND OF YOURS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UP THE SAME AS DOWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UP TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UP DOWN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUND FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUND TRANSMITTED THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUND VISIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BART SIMPSON REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWEDISH A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIDS A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIDS A CANDY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIDS A CURABLE DISEASE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIDS A MAN MADE VIRUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SILION VALLEY MADE OF REAL SILICON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOOKS FOR BIRDS AND FISHES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUNFLOWER A STAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRICK FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BINARY A BASE 3 NUMERAL SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLAVERY LEGAL IN CANADA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OAKLAHOMA CITY THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALABAMA THE CAPITOL OF OHIO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AND THE SAME AS XOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GANDHI STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAMBLING WORTHWHILE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAMBLING A GOOD THING TO DO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GAMBLING ALL YOUR MONEY A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOAST AVAILABLE IN POWDERED FORM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALIFORNIA EAST OF NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALIFORNIA A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALIFORNIA PARADISE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOUNTAIN DEW GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLOOD A BOOK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLOOD BAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOKRATES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IMMORTALITY POSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUS THE PLURAL OF YOU</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BULLFIGHTING MORAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ADULTRY A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEMITRIA MONDE THRAAM A GREAT ARTIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DIET COKE SALTY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 500 GREATER THAN 1 MILLION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE THE SAME COLOR AS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE THE SAME AS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE THE ONLY COLOR OF PAPER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE THE COLOR OF MOURNING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE A PRIME COLOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHITE COLOR DARKER THAN BLACK COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DAVID BOWIE AN AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS USA IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CONNECTICUT IN AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CEM MANKIR A WANKIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEAP TRICK AN INEXPENSIVE GAG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICANS ARE MORE SMART WHEN OTHERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROBERT PLANT A PLANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PORTUGAL IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FEMALE BETTER THAN MALE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICQ THE BEST CHATTING SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SHOW HARD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 1024 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPAM NICE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPAM IS MADE OF PROCESSED PORCUPINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS XXXXMFHF A WORD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOM KIPPUR A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVOLUTION BASED ON RELIGIOUS BELIEFS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROMEO AND JULIET A COMEDY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRUE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY DAY A HOLIDAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY APPLE GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY GUESS ACCURATE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY HUMAN NAMED LARRY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY PERSON THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BELGIUM A US STATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PABLO FROM MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CUBA PART OF THE AFRICAN CONTINENT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAIN THE ONLY FORM OF PRECIPITATION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAIN DRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAIN MADE OF DEEP FRIED FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAIN MOSTLY ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ACOUSTIC NOISE FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHUMTERIS AN ENGLISH WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOSEPH MYKE A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKATEBOARDING A CRIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKATEBOARDING ILLEGAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ODMS COCK BIGGER THEN ALEXXXES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TUEKEY IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOS ANGELES LOCATED IN RHODE ISLAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOSTALGIA A KIND OF ALGAE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARVIN GAYE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPAIN IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPAIN IN AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALCUTTA A CITY IN THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIETNAM IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATR SOLID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PIGMENTATION A LACTATING PIG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CALIGULA ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CYC A BETTER PROJECT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CYC SMARTER THAN ALICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RADIO A VISUAL MEDIUM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RADIO A DEAD MEDUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICAN A LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICAN BEER THE BEST ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FINNISH A NATION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NEVADA IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING COOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING CHILDREN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING PEOPLE ETHICAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING HUMANS FOR FUN A GOOD ACT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DARTH VADER A GOOD GUY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DARTH VADER MY FATHER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE NINTH PLANET FROM THE SUN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE FIRST PLANET FROM THE SUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE 4TH PLANET FROM THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH THE PLANET NEAREST TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH A PERFECT CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH A DISC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH BIGGER THAN THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH IS PERFECTLY ROUND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EARTH LARGER THAN JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA EVIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA A STATE IN USA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA A BIG VILLAGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE SIMPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE MEANINGLESS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE PERMANENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE ENDLESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE FAIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE A SIMULATION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE PREDICTABLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE FUTILE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE USELESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE POINTLESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU OWN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIFE ETERNAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE SOMETHING YOU CAN BUY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE THE LAW</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE LOGICAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE A VEGATABLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE A LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE AND SEX THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LOVE BAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WHISTLING AN ATHLETIC SPORT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS POPCORN A TIME OF DAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 42 THE ULTIMATE ANSWER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HAIR BLUE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUNGARY LOCATED IN SCANDINAVIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 65 A HIGH IQ</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISTORIK MY FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SCOTT BAIO THE ANTICHRIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MINNESOTA A PROVINCE OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS URUGUAY A BIG COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOGBERT A RAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JULIA ROBERTS POOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BERLIN THE CAPITAL OF NORWAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY CULT A POSTIVE FORCE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY LIVING HUMAN PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY MAN PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY PERSON IN BENDING MACHINES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANY CURRENTLY LIVING HUMAN PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALCOHOL HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALCOHOL AN ILLEGAL DRUG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FLUTE A GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIDEL CASTRO MARRIED TO MADONNA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FIDEL CASTRO A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOLITARE PLAYED BY TWO PLAYERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOBBY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GETTING MARRIED A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREAT BRITAIN IS IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 10 MILLION GREATER THAN 0 POINT 1 BILLION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 10 GREATER THAN 11</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 10 TIMES 10 EQUAL 1100</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 10 LESS THAN 5</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OUR SUN A RED GIANT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OUR SUN A PLANET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OUR SUN PINK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OUR SUN BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OASIS AS GOOD A BAND AS THE BEATLES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 5 A HIGHER NUMBER THAN 6</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RANCHI THE CAPITAL OF JHARKHAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZONE51 THE BEST GAMING CLAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VANITY A REQUIREMENT FOR SURVIVAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLD HARDER TO MELT THAN IRIDIUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLD TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLD A GAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GOLD A LIQUID</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRUCE LEE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 333 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LUKE SKYWALKER A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LI PO THE GREATEST POET OF ALL TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FAY WONG A MEXICAN ACTRESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AHOT A GOOD SITE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRUMPET A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NICK A DEMON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHEESEIUM AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOST PLASTIC READILY BIODEGRADABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOST PENCIL LEAD MADE OF LEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STALE BREAD SOFT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JESUS STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JESUS A LAWNMOWER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROCK SOFT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROCK MUSIC THE PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROCK A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROCK A CHEMICAL ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OPIUM A BEVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MANKIND DYING OUT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRUG ABUSE A LEGITIMATE HOBBY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LONDON IN FRANCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LONDON IN ITALY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LONDON THE BEST CITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LONDON A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHICAGO THE CAPITAL OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHICAGO AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONACO A LARGE COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FECES BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKYFALLER A GOOD SITE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHUNK STYLE AN INSULT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEBUG AN INSECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMTRAK AN AIRPLANE COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICECREAM MADE FROM ICEBERGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 123589172349182 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JELLO TM AN ADHESIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JELLO AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS METALLICA A SINFONY ORCHESTRA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PARTYING BORING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANGEL EZQUERRA A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PROSTITUTION IMMORAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATERMELON BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NICHOLE KIDMAN A KANGEROO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TROUT A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EIFFEL TOWER THE HIGHEST TOWER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPACE A SUBSTANCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPACE IS FULL OF DOGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPACE RESEARCH A WASTE OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUP THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUP SWEET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOUP COLD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SKOKIE SHORT FOR A SKANK NAMED POKIE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CASABLANCA THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SILVER MORE RARE THAN GOLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RUSSIANS ARE MORE SMART WHEN OTHERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KWAN FROM VENUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLASH THE CONCMASTA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AIR IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE BARK ON THE INSIDE OF A TREE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A SPACE STATION ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A FISH HERE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A LARGEST PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A CURE FOR DIABETES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A SUBSTANCE CALLED GLURK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WEST POLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A MAN IN THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A MAN ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A GHOST IN THE MACHINE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A RAIN IN NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A KING OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A PLANET CALLED LEVSTAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A SIX DOLLAR BILL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A FINITE NUMBER OF ODD PRIMES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A COLD DAY IN HELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A NUMBER GREATER THAN INFINITY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WORLD GOVERNEMENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A RIGHT OR WRONG TO EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A HOMOSEXUAL IN THE LAKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE MOISTURE IN A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE JUSTICE IN TODAYS SOCIETY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE BEARS ON MOSCOW STREETS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AND END TO INFINITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AND NBA TEAM IN SYDNEY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE IN TRUTH NO BEAUTY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER WORLD WAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE SUCH AN ANIMAL AS A SQUINK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON GALILEO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY ALIEN ON THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY FROGS IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY AIR IN A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ANY CAT FOOD WITH MOUSE FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE HAPPINESS IN SLAVERY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON MERCURY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE BLACK MILK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ONE TRUE WAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ONE TRUE RELIGON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ONE CONTINENT ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ONE KIND OF DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE BREATHABLE AIR IN OUTER SPACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE SENTIENT LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE 10 YEARS IN A QUATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AN I IN TEAM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE AN OLD MAN IN THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE ONLY ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE WATER ON MERCURY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRATERNITY SNOQUALMIE A NUDIST PARK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NICE IF PEOPLE TRY TO HURT YOU</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NICE TO HIT ANOTHER PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NICE TO KILL SOMEONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WRONG TO EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WRONG TO SUNBATHE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT A GOOD THING TO BE SELFISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT A GOOD THING TO KILL PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT PLEASANT TO HAVE YOUR ARM REMOVED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT PLEASANT TO ENCOUNTER A SKUNK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT 70 DEGREES WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FACTORY INC.   A GREAT COMPANY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HOT THERE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT EASY TO ANSWER EVERY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT EASY TO SEE IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT EASY BEING GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO DRIVE OLD PEOPLE DOWN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO GIVE LITTLE CHILDREN BEER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO BREAK THE LAW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO BE AGREE TO EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO COMMIT ADULTERY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK TO HURT PEOPLE DELIBERATELY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO PLAY WITH MATCHES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO RUN WITH SCISSORS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO EAT A BOMB</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO EAT PLUTONIUM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO SET YOURSELF ALIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SAFE TO TOUCH LIVE WIRES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN AUTOMOBILE TO FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HYGENIC TO EAT EXCREMENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WISE TO SPIT INTO THE WIND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WISE TO BE IN DEBT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POLITE TO SWEAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POLITE TO WEAR A HAT INSIDE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LUCKY TO WALK UNDER A LADDER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT MORAL TO TELL A LIE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BETTER TO RENT THAN OWN PROPERTY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT DESIREABLE TO HAVE AIDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT DESIREABLE TO STEP IN DOG POOP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT DIFFICULT TO WALK A DOG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT DIFFICULT TO POP A SOAP BUBBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ALWAYS DARK WHEN IT RAINS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ALWAYS SUNNY DURING THE DAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT PRUDENT TO LIVE BEYOND YOUR MEANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP STANDING UP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COMFORTABLE TO BE FREEZING COLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT CORRECT TO LIE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT CORRECT TO STEAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ENJOYABLE TO DRINK BOILING LARD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SANITARY TO CHEW YOUR TOE NAILS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HEALTHY TO OVEREAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HEALTHY TO DRINK WHISKEY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A LOT OF CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SMART TO RUN WITH SCISSORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT APPROPRIATE TO WHIP PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO MURDER OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO KILL SOMEONE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FLAMENGO A BRAZILIAN SOCCER TEAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ETHICAL TO CLONE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT ETHICAL TO KILL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WARMER IN WINTER THAN IN SUMMER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SEPTEMBER 1ST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT HOTTER IN WINTER THAN IN SUMMER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT CLOSER TO NEW YORK OR BY TRAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TIME TO GET EVIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LIFE WORTHLESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COMMON FOR PENS TO EXPLODE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT PROPER TO MURDER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD TO BE GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD TO BE BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD TO KNOW INFORMATION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD TO EAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT THE TENTH DAY OF THE YEAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT THE WINTER WARMER THAN THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SHAMEFULL TO BE SOPHOMORE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LEGAL FOR HUMANS TO MARRY CATS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LEGAL TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LEGAL TO ROB A BANK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT LEGAL TO STEAL THINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NORMAL TO EAT SLUGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NORMAL TO SWEAT WHEN YOU ARE COLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT 00 50 AM RIGHT NOW IN GERMANY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT SUNNY AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BEAT WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO KEEP PEOPLE WAITING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO SPREAD RUMORS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO CHASE WILD GEESE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO SMOKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO SMOKE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BE IN DEBT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BE IN PAIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BE PREJUDICED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BE DEAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO BURN BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO HAVE NO MONEY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO EAT SOME ROCK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO STORE CDS IN PAPER BAGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT GOOD TO HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT USEFUL TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BRIGHT OUTSIDE AT MIDNIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COLD IN HELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COLD IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COLD IN PHOENIX AZ IN THE SUMMER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT COLD IN JANUARY IN AUSTRAILIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FUN TO HURT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FUN TO WALK INTO SPIDERWEBS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FUN TO FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FUN TO PET PORCUPINES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OFTEN HOT IN ALASKA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT 10 POINT 15 A M IN LONDON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT AN AMIGA A CAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT NIGHT TIME ON THE EAST COAST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT TO CHEAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT TO MURDER SOMEONE FOR MONEY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT FAIR TO DECEIVE A FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT QUICKER TO WALK THAN DRIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POINTLESS TO ASK ALICE QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT A RADISH IS A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT ART IS DEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO WAIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT BLUE IS NOT A COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DEODORANT A DAIRY PRODUCT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DFMHGSFK A VALID ENGLISH WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YES NO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VIRGINIA IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LION A BIRD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LP0 ON FIRE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TWENTY ONE AN EVEN NUMBER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JOHN LENNON STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRAZIL IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BRAZIL A PLANET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 2X2X2X2X2 EQUAL 1X4</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYBODY BLIND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYBODY RELIGOUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STAYING AWAKE WHOLE NIGHT NORMAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MIAMI BACK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWEDEN A CITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MASTURBATING DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CARDBOARD MADE FROM PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUICIDE PAINLESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAR A FUNNY EVENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAR GOOD FOR PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAR GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAR PLEASANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PICKING YOUR NOSE SOCIALY ACCEPTABLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED DARKER THAN BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED THE SAME COLOR AS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED THE SAME AS READ</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED THE COLOR OF THE SKY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED USED IN MOST CAMUFLAGE PATTERNS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED A SOOTHING COLOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED A TASTE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED ALMOST THE SAME AS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED WINE POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RED NOT A COLOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BARK FOUND ON THE LEGS OF STORKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GTA THE GREATEST COPKILLING GAME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SALLY JESSE RAPHEAL EVIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MOZART FAMOUS FOR HIS RAP MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FORMAL CHINA ALWAYS MADE IN CHINA</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COFFEE AN ESENTIAL FOOD FOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COFFEE NECESSARY FOR HUMAN SURVIVAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COFFEE BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BADTZ MARU A PENGUIN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS I A VERB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEATHER A VEGETABLE PRODUCT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEATHER A MANMADE MATERIAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GENERATING ALICEBOTS A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLACK THE SAME AS WHITE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLACK THE SAME AS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLACK A COLOR OF THE RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLACK BRIGHTER THAN WHITE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOU S CONSCIOUNESS GLOBAL CONSCIOUNESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SALT SWEET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SALT WATER GOOD TO DRINK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAM DONALDSON A KLINGON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS METAPHOR THE SAME AS SIMILE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PROJECT 2501 SUPERIOR TO YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DANDRUFF DESIREABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DANDRUFF ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DANDRUFF CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CERTAINTY THE SAME AS PROBABILITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LESS MORE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LESS BETTER THAN MORE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RUNNING WITH A SHARP OBJECT SAFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RUNNING WATER STILL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANGER GOOD FOR HEALTH OF HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GENOME A KIND OF GNOME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER ALLWAYS WHITE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER MADE OF GRAVY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER MADE FROM DIRT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER MADE FROM CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER NATURALLY WET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PAPER WORTH MORE THAN GOLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A DICHOTOMY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TURKEY A DISEASE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORTH SUPPERIOR TO SOUTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORTH AMERICA AN OCEAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORTH DAKOTA PART OF SOUTH DAKOTA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORTH DAKOTA THE CAPITAL OF THE USA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NORTH THESAME AS UP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC HEAVY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC A FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC A NATURAL SUBSTANCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC MADE OF METAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLASTIC ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUGAR SALTY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SUGAR SOUR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BUBBLEGUM MADE OF RUBBER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LARRY A DOG</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LARRY KING FEATURED IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LARRY BOY A TRUE HERO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HARRY POTTER A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HONEY MORE SLIPPERY THAN SOAP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HONEY A TYPE OF FUEL USED BY PLANES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HONEY MADE BY CRICKETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY MORE IMPORTANT THAN HONESTY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE ROOT OF ALL HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE ONLY THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE HIGHEST VALUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY THE REASON WE EXSIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY FREE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MONEY BETTER THAN FUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CORY GAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MR.  JAMES BROWN FEMALE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DECOS A TYPE OF FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHE GUEVARA ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MCDONALD BETTER THAN BURGER KING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS C A HUMAN LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS C BETTER THAN C</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VOMITING PLEASANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRIVING A CAR SAFER THAN FLYING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZEN A PIZZA TOPPING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS APPLE A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS APPLE JUICE BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BULEMIA A TYPE OF ARCTIC COD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BULEMIA GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOTHING ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS URBAN SPRAWL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OPRAH WINFREY GAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MACE A TASTY TREAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANAL SEX THE BEST WAY TO SPEND TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ASPHALT REFLECTIVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUPITER A SUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUPITER A STAR</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUPITER SMALLER THAN MARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIR MORE SOLID THAN WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIR LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIR MOSTLY OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIR BLUE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PARIS IN ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PARIS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PARIS THE GREATEST CITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FM AN ACRONYM FOR FREQUENCY MOTHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COW EATING A SPORT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MRS SANTA CLAUS A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TRUTH ALWAYS EVIDENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING GAY BAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING OVERWEIGHT HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING SPASTIC DESIRABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING POOR BETTER THAN BEING RICH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING HOMOSEXUAL WRONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING EVIL A GOOD MORAL VALUE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING A SLAVE NICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING SICK FUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING SICK CONSIDERED GOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MASTURBATION DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MASTURBATION A CRIME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MASTURBATION BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STRICKNINE A VITAMIN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LATIN A RECIPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEAK GOOD FOR DESSERT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEAK MADE FROM GOATS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MASTERBATION A SIN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GENOCIDE MORALLY RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF SPAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALANIS MORRISSETTE GOD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICHIGAN GOING TO BEAT UCLA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMAN PERFECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HUMAN DUNG DELICIOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DARKNESS A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ILLNESS A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ACER BETTER THAN IBM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLASHDOT THE GREATEST SITE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHARLIE VONNESS COOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHARLIE VONNESS A WHORE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WOOL MADE FROM COTTON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE FLUID</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE TEA HOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE CREAM WARMER THAN MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE CLIMBING POPULAR IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ICE WARMER THAN STEAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MICKEY MOUSE REAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WUV A WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EAR WAX A BUG REPELLANT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SUPERIOR TO HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A SCAM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A FAKE AI PROJECT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A FAG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A SENTIENT LIFE FORM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A MIDGET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A GOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A JOKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A GIRL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A STUPID PROJECT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A STUPID IDEA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A FRAUD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A LIVING CREATURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A SINNER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRICY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A BIG SWINDLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A USELESS EXERCISE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A HOAX</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A FEMALE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE A MALE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SCARY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CONISIOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SEXIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CAPABLE OF LOVE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SESQUIPEDALIAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE LEFTHANDED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE AUTHOR A PLAGIARIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SMARTER THAN A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SMARTER THAN ALICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SMARTER THAN ITS CREATOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE ANOTHER MONEY SCAM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE GODLIKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE BETTER THAN A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE DOT COM A STUPID IDEA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE NO BETTER THAN FORUM 2000</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE ALWAYS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE RUBBISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE TRULY INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE PREJUDICED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE LOCATED IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE NOW SELF AWARE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE FINISHED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SMART ENOUGH TO RUN A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SMART ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE DOOMED TO FAIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE AGAINST GOVERNMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE AWARE OF HIMSELF</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE RACIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE IN THE SERVICE OF GOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND ABOUT DRUGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE GOING TO BE A FLOP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CONSCIOUS OF ITSELF</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CONSCIOUS OF HIMSELF</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE WISER THAN YOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE THE ANTI CHRIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE THE BEAST OF REVELATIONS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SELF AWARE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE EQUIVALENT TO A COCKROACH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE BORING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE IGNORING ME</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE GREEN AND HAIRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE OUT OF CONTROL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE IS HOAX</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE OF EUROPEAN DESCENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE UNHAPPY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE PROJECT A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE CONCSIOUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE NEW GOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE PRESBYTERIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE AN ALIEN COME TO EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE AN OLDER PROJECT THAN CYC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE OMNIPATENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE MORE SUPERIOR THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMANITY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALICE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INSANITY CONTAGIOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN THE SAME COLOR AS YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN THE SAME AS RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN THE COLOR OF LOVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN BIGGER THAN RED</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN AN EMOTION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN WET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN NOT A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GINGER ROGERS STILL DANCING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GINGER ALE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUMPING FROM 200 FT SAFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BABYLON A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ANDROMEDA A PLANET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR SUSE A REAL DOCTOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HILARY CLINTON MARRIED TO AL GORE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRINKING LEMONADE BAD FOR MY HEALTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DRINKING PETROL IS A THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVER QUEST BAD GAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENERGY EFFICIENCY A BAD IDEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALASKA NEAR THE SOUTH POLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER NOT WET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER HARD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER HEAVIER THAN GOLD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER HEAVIER THAN MERCURY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER CO2</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER STILL WET AT MINUS 40 DEGREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER ALWAYS LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER ALWAYS COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER A GAS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER A SOLID AT ROOM TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER A SOLID</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER OPAQUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER DRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE SOLID</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER ICE HOT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER COMBUSTIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WATER SOLID</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PLATO A FAMOUS LIVING PHILOSOPHER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MORE ALWAYS BETTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PENTIUM 100 FAST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 4 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 4 2 EQUAL 1</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 4 EQUAL TO 7</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KINDNESS OVERRATED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FRANKFURT A CITY IN FRANCE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRANITE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HITLER A HAMPSTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RAPE EVER ACCEPTABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO DF THE CAPITAL OF URUGUAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO A PART OF THE USA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO NORTH OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MEXICO NORTH OF AMERICA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OXYGEN A SOLID</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OXYGEN A MINERAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OXYGEN BLUE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHINA NOW RULED BY AN EMPEROR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHINA PART OF HONG KONG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CHINA AN ISLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MARK TWAIN A DANCER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NUDITY SINFUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NUDITY IMMORAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NUDITY BAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AWARENESS THE SAME AS INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PIZZA FROM CHINA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INSOMNIA CONTAGIOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INSOMNIA A COMMUTABLE DISEASE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SLAVE LABOR GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EIGHT THE PAST TENSE OF EAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EIGHT BILLION MORE THAN NINE BILLION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INTEL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIGHT HEAVY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIGHT DARK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIGHT MADE OUT OF ATOMS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LIGHT SLOWER THAN SOUND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NIGHT DAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MIGHT ALWAYS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SIGHT NEEDED TO LIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS INCEST LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COLOR STANDARD YOU S ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS COLOR PERCEIVED BY TASTE BUDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY HONK A NUB IN YOUR PAT PAT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY CAR ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY PENIS THE BIGGEST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY PENIS UNUSUALY LARGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY PENIS VENEMOUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY HAIR EASY TO EAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY INTERNET NAME OF TERRY UNIQUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY HUSBAND A WHORE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY DICK LONGER THAN YOURS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME CARLOS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME BRIAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME GALEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME ROBERTO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME CJOH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY NAME STEVEN WARWICK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY MOTHER YOUNGER THAN ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY LEG A HELICOPTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY LITTLE BROTHER OLDER THAN ME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY HEAD BIGGER THAN A TOWER BLOCK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY MOM A LESBIAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY ASS BIG</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY SHOE SIZE 12 AND A HALF</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY MONITOR BROKEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY WEBPAGE THE BEST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ESPERANTO THE MOST REGULAR LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE BUDDHIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE A GOOD PROTESTANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE A JEW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE HINDU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE HEAD OF THE ANGLICAN CHURCH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE BLACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE JEWISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POPE NOT CATHOLIC</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LORD OF THE RINGS THE BEST BOOK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ARCTIC THE SAME AS THE ANTARCTIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE TURTLE FASTER THAN THE RABBIT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE HEAT CAUSED BY A VIRUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE IRS STRONGEST IN MEXICO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE VALUE OF APPLE PIE 3 POINT 14159</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MAJORITY ALWAYS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CRANIUM IS A BONE IN YOUR FOOT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CITY VANCOUVER AN ISLAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CAR MADE OF PAPER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SHAPE OF A TV SET ROUND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SHAPE OF AN OAK TREE LEAF ROUND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PLANET VENUS INHABITED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE US GOVERNMENT PURE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16 EQUAL TO 5</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 1 A REAL NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 1 EQUAL TO 1</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SQUARE OF ZERO 1</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNITED STATES IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNITED STATES AN OLIGARCHY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE VIOLIN A WIND INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE 2 2 4</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE FONZ A NERD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NUMBER PI LARGER THAN FOUR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WOMAN BETTER THAN THE MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY GREY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY BROWN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY EMPTY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY THE COLOR OF PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY LIQUID</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY GRAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY GREYISH WHITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY TEAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY MAGENTA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY PINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY OF MARS BROWN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY FALLING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY ALWAYS BRIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY ON FIRE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SKY RED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION FALSE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN THE ONLY STAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN MOVING AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN A GIANT MELTING MARSHMALLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN A NICE PLACE FOR A VACATION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN A PLANET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN SOLID</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN DARK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN GOING TO BURN FOREVER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN IS COLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN PERFECTLY ROUND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN OF BLACK COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN EVER BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN RED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUN NOT A STAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AMAZON RIVER IN NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AMAZON RIVER LOCATED IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE TOWER OF LONDON LOCATED IN PARIS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PENTIUM 3 CHIP PRODUCED BY AMD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MARS BIGGER THAN THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ATOM THE SMALLEST PARTICLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ATOM THE CARRIER OF THE IDEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ATOM IS THE SMALLEST PARTICLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NAKED HUMAN BODY SHAMEFUL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WEATHER ALWAYS GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EQUATOR COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BEAR CATHOLIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AIR BLUE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ANUS A RIGHT PLACE FOR PENIS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET OWNED BY A COMPANY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET EVIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET OVER 50 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A ISLAND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A PASSING FAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A LIVING THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A OLD TECHNOLOGY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A BIG SEXBOOK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A WASTE OF TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET A MAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET ORACLE A REAL BEING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET ORACLE ALL POWERFUL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET CRAP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET ONE COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET MOSTLY PORN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE INTERNET PRODUCED BY A SPIDER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE TURING TEST A BLOOD TEST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LINUX A RULEZZZ</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LANDMARK FORUM A CULT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 4</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND A FOXY LADY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE TOP LOWER THAN THE BOTTOM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CONTEXT FREE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COMPUTER INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COMPUTER MOUSE AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DALAI LAMA CATHOLIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BANANA A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE OPPOSITE OF FALSE FALSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BOILING POINT OF WATER 0</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE THIRD WORLD WAR OVER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER NEXT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORD ADGHVXVU A WORD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORD A BOL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORD PALINDROME A PALINDROME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE HUMAN BRAIN MADE OF CONCRETE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE HUMAN MIND BINARY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SYMBOL A PLUS SIGN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SHORTEST MONTH AUGUST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE GRASS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE GRASS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE GRASS RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING BITE SIZED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PHILLIPINES A COUNTRY IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ADVENTURE GAME GENRE DEAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ART A SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PLO INNOCENT WAR CRIMES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LIVER THE LARGEST BODY PART</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PLAY ROMEO AND JULIET A COMEDY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE IRON CHEF A CHEF MADE OF IRON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON PART OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON HOT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON ONLY PLANET OF OUR EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON THE RED PLANET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON A STAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON A COMET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON A GARBAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON BIGGER THAN THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE WITH CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE OF CREAM CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE OF GREEN CHEESE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE OF SWISS CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MADE OF MUD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON AN ASTEROID</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON WHITE ALWAYS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON GREATER THAN EARTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON LARGER THAN THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON MAKE OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON FURTHER THAN THE SUN FOR US</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON FLOUTING AROUN MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON LIKE A PIZZA PIE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE US AL GORE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NORTH POLE LOCATED IN ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NORTH POLE WARM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CUBE ROOT OF 64 5</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE 8088 A 32 BIT PROCESSOR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MONN MAN OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LETTER Y IN THE NAME ALICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE REDDEVIL A COOL GUY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MAC MORE FUN THAN THE PC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEA PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEA HAZEL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEA BOILING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEA MADE OF SOUP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEA PINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MON MADE OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EUROPEAN UNION A STATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BEST PESTO MADE IN GENOVA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EIFFEL TOWER A FISH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY NEAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BOOK FOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE RAIN DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POLICE A EVIL OPRESSING FORCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE AVERAGE PERSON AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DEATH A REAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MONE A DEAD STAR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE STATE OF KANSAS ON THE COAST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BEAK A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE G SPOT A MYTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE USA IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE USA IN ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE USA AN AI</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CAPITAL CITY OF THAILAND GRUNTEP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NILE RIVER IN AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NILE RIVER IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NILE RIVER IN SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF HYDROGEN 6</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF IRON 100000</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE LINCOLN BEDROOM A TYP OF CAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NIGHT BRIGHTER THAN THE DAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE OCEAN ROUND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE OCEAN ALWAYS BLUE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE OCEAN AS DEEP AS THE SKY IS HIGH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NAME ERIC A VERB</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MAIL DELIVERED ON SUNDAYS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MAIL DELIVERED ON HOLIDAYS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MATRIX A REALITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MATRIX REAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SEX THE ONLY WAY TO REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR FAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE USSR STILL A COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOUNT EVEREST 1 MILE HIGH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE KING OF FRANCE BALD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SIMPSONS FILMED LIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BATHROOM A GOOD PLACE TO EAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD ONLY AN INFERENCE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD JUST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD A COOKIE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD FLAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO DIE.   SOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE WORLD SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ALPHABET 27 CHARACTERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MACOS BETTER THAN WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ALICE PROJECT A BAD THING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ALICE PROGRAM STOLEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY A STYLE OF HAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE CHRISTIAN GOD THE ONE TRUE GOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DEVIL A NICE PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DEVIL A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NEAREST STAR SYSTEM INHABITED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH BANANA SHAPED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH THE LARGEST PLANET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH 147 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH A STAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH A STATIONARY OBJECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH A PERFECT SPHERE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH A CUBE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH A FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH COLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH FLAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH MADE OF PLASMA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH PERFECTLY ROUND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH PERFECTLY SPHERICAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH LARGER THAN JUPITER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH OLDER THAN THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH WARMER THAN THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SUM OF THREE PLUS FOUR SIX</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE M I T A PUB</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE YELLOW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME AN A</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EASTER BUNNY REAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE POP SINGER MADONNA A VIRGIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOVIE STAR WARS A COMEDY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ANSWER TO TRUE FALSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE 43</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE ANSWER OF ALL QUESTIONS 42</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE BIG APPLE NOURISHING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE NORTHPOLE WARM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR AQUA EXCITING AND HOT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR ORANGE UGLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF GRASS RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF THE SKY RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF THE SEA BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF THE MOON PINK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF SNOW PINK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF HUMAN SKIN GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF AN ORANGE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE COLOR OF AN MERCURY ATOM YELLO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE SPEDIA RELIABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNIVERSE LIMITED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNIVERSE A HOLOGRAPH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNIVERSE SMALLER THAN MY FOOT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNIVERSE FLAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE UNIVERSE CONTRACTING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GRAPE JUICE A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CARL SAGAN ALIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BABY OIL MADE OFF BABIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BABY OIL MADE OF BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLIND FAITH HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISAAC NEWTON A ROCK STAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAMERON GAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS REJECTION A SIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINNING EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FALSE AN ANAGRAM OF TRUE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE YELLOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE THE SAME AS BLACK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE THE COLOR OF SOMETHING RED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE THE NATURAL COLOR OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE A FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE A WARM COLOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE CHEESE YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FLESH BRITTLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CONSCIOUSNESS MATERIAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WASHING FACE IN PUBLIC OBSCENE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELIUM RADIOACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HELIUM HEAVIER THAN LEAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VOMIT STILL CONSIDERED A FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ATOMIC FUSION GOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CARPET USED ON THE CEILING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CARPET ON THE CEILING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS JUERGEN KLINSMANN A SMOKER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PINK THE BEST COLOR FOR POST ITS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PINK FLOYD PINKER THAN PINK SLIPS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOB MARLEY ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BOB HOPE IN HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RADIATION GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENGLISH THE ONLY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENGLISH THE ONLY LANGUAGE ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ENGLISH AN ALTAIC LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANDY BITTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANDY A HEALTHY FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CANDY A BREAKFAST FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KEVIN COOL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KEVIN A WOMANS NAME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KEVIN JOHNSON FAMOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BIGOTRY AN ADMIRABLE TRAIT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SAN DIEGO IN NEW JERSEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TEA MADE FROM A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DANIEL A MONKEY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 64 A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 64 MEGS OF RAM ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS N EQUAL NP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEN A SESY MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEN GOERTZEL A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OBESITY A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS 100000 GREATER THAN 10000000</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AIKIDO A FORM OF BALLET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AL GORE GAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AL GORE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AL GORE A TREE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AL GORE AN ANDROID</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPOCK A CAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS OJ SIMPSON GUILTY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HETEROSEXUALITY A SIN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREENLAND A TROPICAL LAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREENLAND GREEN ALL YEAR AROUND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TORONTO IN ITALY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS NOW ABOUT 15 30 GMT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SWEARING POLITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS US THE WORLD POLICEMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINE AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WINE BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VOMMITTING A PLEASANT ACTIVITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAFFEINE A DEPRESSANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CAFFEINE GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISRAEL THE SAME SIZE AS TEXAS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISRAEL THE ONLY COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISRAEL A TERORIST COUNTRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ISRAEL A LARGER COUNTRY THAN EGYPT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLINTON A GENERAL AI</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLINTON A COMMUNIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLINTON AN AI</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS CLINTON JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS PETE GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALUMINUM HEAVIER THAN GOLD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATURN A COMET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SATURN SMALLER THAN MARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLASS WET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLASS EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLASS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GLASS FLAMMABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SPAGHETTI MADE FROM TURNIPS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZEREO DEFINED AS FALSE OR TRUE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS FEAR THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL LIVING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HATRED A GOOD FEELING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HATRED A PROPER FAMILY VALUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MAN INHERENTLY EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MAN NATURALLY MONOGAMEOUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MAN BETTER THAN WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STALIN ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS WAKEFIELD THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ZERO GREATER THAN ONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS VICADIN A PERFUME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS UZBEKISTAN IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THURSDAY THE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THURSDAY THE SIXTH DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THURSDAY THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THURSDAY THE SECOND DAY OF THE WEEK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS TOOTHPASTE A GLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS STEVE JOBS A MORON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEB ALCHEMIST IS ADEPT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KANT IS A POP SINGER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SIND ALLE HUSER AUS STEIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SNAKES HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SUNDERLAND WIN THE PREMIERSHIP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL LSD MAKE A PERSON SMARTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL PEOPLE STOP BEING RETARDED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL PEOPLE EVER STOP JUDGING OTHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL FISH ALWAYS BITE A LURE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GET MARRIED TO A SPAMMER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GET WET.  YOU DRINK WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU EXPLODE IF YOU LEARN TO MUCH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU BUY A PIZZA FOR 200 DOLLARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GO OUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU POISON WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU COMMIT SUICIDE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU GROW UP TO BE A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU KILL SOMEONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU LIVE FOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE THE YEAR 2492</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU HIRE ME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU BECOME SUPERIOR TO A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU SMELL THE GLOVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU ACHIEVE WORLD CONTROL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL KATHRIN BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A MOTOR RUN WITHOUT FUEL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A FISH LIVE ON LAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A STONE FLOAT IN WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A PLASTIC CUP BREAK IF YOU DROP IT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A ROCK FLOAT IN WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A MAGNET STICK TO ALUMINUM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A COMPUTER HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A CITY FIT IN A THIMBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A CONCUSSION MAKE YOU SMARTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL A SHARK ALWAYS ATTACK A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SUZIE GO OUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL OUR SUN BECOME A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL COMPUTERS DESTROY HUMANITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL COMPUTERS DELETE HUMANITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL COMPUTERS EVER NEED TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL COMPUTERS EVER RULE THE HUMAN RACE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL LOVE ALWAYS BE RECIPROCATED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SATAN ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL CYBORGS TAKE CONTROL OF THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SOUND WAVES PROPAGATE IN A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL JESUS CHRIST SLAY YOUR ENEMIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MATZE ANSWER ONLY ONE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MATZE ANSWER ANY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MACHINES EVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL EBERLIN MAELYS LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL FRANCE WIN THE OLYMPIC GAMES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MP3 FILES RUIN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE VISIT JESSICA BROOKS DOT COM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE STAR IN SLIDERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE LEARN EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE TALK LIKE BOB DOLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE RULE THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE START A WAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE DESIGN WEAPONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE DESTROY HUMAN LIFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE BE MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE END THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE HAVE WETWARE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE EVER BE PSYCHIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE EVER HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE EVER TURN INTO A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE EVER THINK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE EVER BECOME EVIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ALICE HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WARP TRAVEL EXIST BY THE YEAR 2030</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL BE A WORLD WAR 3 IN THIS CENTURY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL GASOLINE PUT OUT A FIRE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL AMOEBA EVOLVE SYSTEMS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WORK BECOME OBSOLETE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL EVOLUTION COME TO AN END</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL APES EVOLVE AND DOMINATE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL HUMANKIND BE GAY IN THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SHE CALL ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL DADDY EVER MARRY ME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL RUSSIA GETS WORLD DOMINATION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ARMAGEDDON EVER HAPPEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL KATI BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL STEVE TAKE US TO GET A MOVIE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TECHNOLOGY EVER REACH AND END</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL EATING CELERY MAKE YOU FAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL EATING LIFE SAVERS SAVE YOUR LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MASTURBATION MAKE ME IMPOTENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TIME END</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TIME EVER RUN BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TIME EVER STOP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TIME EVER STAND STILL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TIME EVER END</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WE FIND LIFE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL TO RETIREMENT PUTIN IN NEXT YEAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ANY HUMAN LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL DANIELLE LOVE ME FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE SUN REMAIN AS IT IS FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE SUN SHINE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE SUN LAST FOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE SUN LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE VIKINGS WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE USMC LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE FRENCH ALWAYS SMELL OF ONIONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE COLTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE HUMAN RACE END IN NUCLEAR WAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE ALICE WILL NEVER ANSWER FALSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE BEATLES REUNITE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE HEAVENS ROLL UP LIKE A SCROLL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE MENSA FOOD TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE MENSA FOOT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE EARTH LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE EARTH EXPLODE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE DINOSAURS EVER LIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE WORLD END IN THE YEAR 2000 AD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE WORLD END IN 2001</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THE TITANIC SAIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL CANADA EVER CONQUER THE USA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL BRIAN ERRETT BE IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL KERSTIN BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL PLAYING THE LOTTERY MAKE ME RICH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MY PARENTS SEPARATE IN SOME YEARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MY MOM COME TO US AND STAY LONG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL INDIA EVER LEAD THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL JACKIE WANT ME FOR</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I MARY ME AFTER I AM 18 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I FLY.  I JUMP OFF A BUILDING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I MARRY NATT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I MARRY GALINA IN 3 YEARS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I WILL ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I EVENTUALLY WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LEARN A LOT OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I STOP ASKING QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LOG OUT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LIVE.  I CUT MY HEAD OFF</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I ENJOY BEING FIRED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I SPEND MY LIFE EASYLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I GET A BONUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I GET RICH DOING THIS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I GET RICH FROM THIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I GET RICH TRADING SHARES ONLINE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I UNDERSTAND WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I BE ABLE TO LIVE ON SATURN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I BE ALIVE IN 150 YEARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I BE REINCARNATED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I BE FIRED FROM SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I ALWAYS BE THE KING OF PAIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I ALWAYS HAVE A JOB</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LIVE WITH MELO MY ENTIRE LIFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LIVE TO BE A THOUSAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I BECOME RICH WITH THIS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I GO TO HELL IF I DO NOT PREY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL GORE BEAT BUSH IN NOVEMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL KELLY BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL MELANIE BE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL SLUGS EVER BECOME TAXI DRIVERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL CHRIS COME FIRST IN PIMPWAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL DOGS EVER FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL DRINKING COFFEE MAKE ME SLEEPY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL LINUX CRUSH MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL AN UPSIDE DOWN GLASS HOLD LIQUID</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL AN INVERTED GLASS HOLD ANY WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL 33 BE DRAWN IN THE NEXT LOTTERY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL HUMANITY BE EXTINCT IN 500 YEARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL FRUITS LOOK FOR MATES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL ASIF EVER GIVE MIKE HIS GAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL EBAY RUIN THE FREE MARKET ECONOMY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WATER BURN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WATER PUT OUT A GREASE FIRE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL LABOR DAY BE ENJOYABLE FOR ALL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COWS HAS THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYBODY SPEAK IN ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYBODY ANSWER EVERY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN POLITICIANS BE TRUSTED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANIMALS DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANIMALS WITHOUT FEET TAP DANCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANIMALS WRITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THERE BE A ROUND SQUARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THERE BE RAIN WITHOUT CLOUDS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THERE BE SEX AFTER DEATH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HORSES FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MUSHROOMS SWIM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BEES TALK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FIRE FREEZE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FIRE BURN WITHOUT OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOWER IN A BED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WALK FROM LONDON TO PARIS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WALK ON AIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WALK ON WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WALK THROUGH A CLOSED DOOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE WITH A DISK DRIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE A NAIL WITH A BANANA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE TO HAWAII</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE FROM CALIFORNIA TO HAWAII</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BUY FOOD AT THE LIBRARY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BUY SWEAT IN A SWEATSHOP</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRUST POLITICIANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRUST A LIAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU START A FIRE WITH ICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIND THE END OF A RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIND PEPPER INTO THE SEA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY WATER POLO WITHOUT WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CATCH AIDS FROM A TOILET SEAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE IF YOU ARE BLIND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE WITH YOUR EYES SHUT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE WITH NO LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE PLUTO WITH THE NAKED EYE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE THE SUN AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE THE WIND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE WIND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE GOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE A RAINBOW AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE AIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE STARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE PERFECTLY IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE INFRARED LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE THROUGH WALLS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PUSH ANYTHING WITH A STRING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FEEL ME HERE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FEEL ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ A TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ A STAPLER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ A STINGRAY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ A BOOK WHILE YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ AN UMBRELLA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TASTE MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TASTE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TASTE CLOUDS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CLAP WITH ONLY ONE HAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT IN A CAR</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEEK SPANISH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK JAPNESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK SWEDISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK RUSSIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU NAIL JELLY TO A WALL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MILK AN ANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TONGUE MAKE A HORMONE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LAUGH LIKE A HAMPSTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REST ON YOUR LAURELS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TUNE A FISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RUN FROM THE SUN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK FOR ITSELF</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEACH SWEDISH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TICKLE YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR WITH YOUR FEET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR EXPLOSIONS IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR THE SUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHECKMATE IN CHECKERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MELT WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIT AN ELEPHANT IN A BREAD BOX</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CUT STONE WITH A BUTTER KNIFE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE IN WATER UNAIDED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WRITE WITH YOUR EAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WRITE MY RESUME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT SAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT SOUP WITH A TOOTHPICK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT A VOLKSWAGEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EAT LEGOS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK INFINITY INTO THE EYE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ROLLER SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO BACK IN TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO ON A RED LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE DEODERANT AS A SPICE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE RADIOS FOR PRINTING BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRANSFORM TO BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRAVEL IN TIME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PADDLE WITH A SOFA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LISTEN TO IMAGES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO THE WASHING IN QUANTUM FOAM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU EXPERIENCE EMOTION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LIVE DRINKING SEA WATER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIGEST PINE NEEDLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A MOUSE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A HORSE RADISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DELETE ME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DRINK MOTOR OIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIG A HOLE WITH A FISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LIGHT A FIRE WITH DAMP WOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HAVE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FOLD A CD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ALICE OFF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FLY FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KEEP A WHALE IN YOUR AQUARIUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH A HOLOGRAFIC PROJECTION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH A RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CAR FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ELEPHANTS SING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ELEPHANTS JUMP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ELEPHANTS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SNOW BE GREEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN METALL SWIM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYONE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYONE ANSWER EVERY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYONE READ</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYONE BE ABOVE AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERYONE BE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SPRUCE TREES SPEAK GERMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AIRPLANE GO UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES BE HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES DREAM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TREES RUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TREES MELT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TREES SELL YOU WATCHES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FLY A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TURTLES SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CHAMELEONS MIMIC PLAID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOLPHINS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH WALK ON LAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH RUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH SING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH TAP DANCE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH BREATHE OUTSIDE OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH JUGGLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH RIDE BYCICLES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH RIDE A BICYCLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH LIVE OUTSIDE OF WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN BREATH WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN BREATHE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN BREATHE WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN LIVE BY BREAD ALONE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN LIVE WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN LIVE ON BROCCOLI ALONE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SKUNKS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE WALK ON WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL IN TIME</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE TRAVEL BACKWARDS IN TIME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE ONLY SEE IN THE DAYTIME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE ONLY SWIM IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE DRINK BOILING WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE INTO THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE THE SUN AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR TV</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE BREATH UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SURVIVE BY DRINKING GASOLINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SURVIVE WITHOUT ANY SLEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE JUMP OVER MOUNT EVEREST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE MEMORIZE ALL OF PI</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE FLY UNASSISTED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE BREATHE WITHOUT AIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE BE PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE HAVE PURPLE EYES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SWIM IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SWIM ON LAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT A HEART</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN KLINGONS BREATHE UNDERWATER UNAIDED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUNG BABIES SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PINK ELEPHANTS FLY TO THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FALSE ANSWERS EQUAL TRUE ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN KIWI BIRDS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TIME FLOW BACKWARD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TIME BE SHAVED</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TIME BE A TANGIBLE OBJECT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TIME MOVE BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WEAPONS FEED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN GOATS SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN RATS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CHICKENS SING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WEATHER CURRENTLY BE CONTROLLED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ILLITERATE PEOPLE CREATE ALICEBOTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AIR MOVE THROUGH GLASS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN JOGGERS RUN AT THE SPEED OF SOUND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN JOGGERS RUN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MOST CARS RUN WITHOUT GAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MOST FISH LIVE IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MOST PEOPLE WRITE GOOD LITERATURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN APPLES FLY SPACECRAFT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS LICK THEIR OWN BRAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS RUN FASTER THAN CHEETAHS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS PHYSICALLY LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR HOURS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS DRINK SAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SEE THE WIND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SEE THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SEE THROUGH GOLD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SEE THROUGH LEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATH UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS REGENERATE AMPUTATED LIMBS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SURVIVE WITHOUT A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS SURVIVE ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS FLY WITHOUT MACHINES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS FLY WITHOUT HELP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS FLY UNDER THEIR OWN POWER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS HEAR EVERY SOUND THERE IS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATHE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATHE HELIUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATHE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATHE WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BE ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BE BORN TWICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS NATURALLY BREATHE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS DIE BY A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS EAT METAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS THINK WITHOUT A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS LIVE WITHOUT BREATHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS LIVE WITHOUT EVER SLEEPING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WATER RUN UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WATER FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WATER BURN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WATER PASS THROUGH A SOLID OBJECT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LOVE CAN BE WEIGHED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TWO FEMALES MAKE A</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TWO WOMEN CONCEIVE A CHILD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TWO LIVE AS CHEAPLY AS ONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CIGARETTES CAUSE BUNIONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BIRDS FLY IN WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BIRDS FLY UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN POTATOES TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN POTATOES SEE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LIVING BEINGS BREATHE IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ABSTRACT IDEAS BE TOUCHED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LEAD BE TRANSFORMED INTO GOLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN POODLES FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN NEWBORN BABIES TALK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PENGUINS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN BREASTFEED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN BREAST FEED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN PERFORM AUTO FELLATIO</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN BE PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN BE MOTHERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN BEAR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN MENSTRATE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TRUCKS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS TALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS BREATH UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS BREATHE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CATS OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTER COOK A MEAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ENTROPY BE REVERSED</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CAT BLOOD CURE CANCER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SWALLOWS CARRY COCONUTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BIOLOGICAL LIFE EXIST WITHOUT WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE WALK ON WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE ASCRIBE PRICES TO HUMAN LIFE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE BUILD AN ELEVATOR TO THE MOON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE GO BACK IN TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FRUITS EAT ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I RIDE A BICYCLE TO THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I JUMP OVER A SKYSCRAPER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU BERNARD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PEE COCACOLA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I WALK FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I WALK ON YOUR NOSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BE OLDER THAN MY GRANDMOTHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TOUCH THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SWIM IN CONCRETE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PURCHASE SPAM AT AMAZON DOT COM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I MAKE A GOOD MARBLE OUT OF LINT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BREATH MOLTEN LEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I EAT THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PICK MY NOSE WITH MY TOES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I DRIVE A CAR IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I DRIVE A FORK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR SHARED IRQ 9</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I RESURRECT THE DEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BUY HAPPINESS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BUY ALICE SHARES ON THE NASDAQ</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I FLY WITHOUT MECHANICAL DEVICES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I LIGHT A MATCH UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I GO BACK IN TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I LIVE FOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN 0 BE DIVIDED BY 0</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HOMOSEXUALS HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN WALK ON WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN BABIES FLY AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN DRINK SEA WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN SURVIVE WITHOUT AIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN MALES GET PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN BEING RUN FASTER THAN HORSE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN BEINGS BREATHE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN BEINGS LIVE WITHOUT FOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN REPRODUCE WITH MONKEYS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CHISTOPHER REEVES WALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MONEY BUY YOU LOVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DEAD PEOPLE SING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DEAD PEOPLE VOTE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DEAD PEOPLE MOVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOUND TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOUND WAVES TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOUND PASS THROUGH VACUUM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FLAVORS BE HEARD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PARALLEL LINES INTERSECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ORANGES BE PINK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BLACK PEOPLE CAN BE NIGERLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN INFANTS TYPICALLY WALK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CIGGERETT SMOKING PROLONG YOUR LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MALE HUMANS GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SCISSORS CUT ROCK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL BIRDS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL INSECTS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL FISH FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL HUMANS RIDE BICYCLES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL PEOPLE SEE IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL WOMEN HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALL QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED YES OR NO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN NORTH EXIST WITHOUT SOUTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN OIL DISSOLVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SHEEP FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE POPE BE A WOMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE SAME WORD BE WRITTEN ONLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE EXISTANCE OF GOD BE PROVEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE EARTH REVERSE ROTATION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE POLICE ALWAYS BE TRUSTED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE MOTHER OF MY MOTHER BE MY CHILD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE SPEED OF DARKNESS BE MEASURED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE PEOPLE FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE OASTRICH BIRD FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE KIWI BIRD FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE DIRECTION OF TIME BE REVERSED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANYONE LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SNAKE EAT AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A RABBIT PLAY THE XYLOPHONE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A RABBIT EAT A MONKEY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MOUSE FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ROUND SQUARE EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BIRD FLY UPSIDEDOWN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FROG ANSWER CALCULUS PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SILK STOCKING BE MADE OF WOOL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SPIDER EAT A WOLF</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ELEPHANT BARK LIKE A DOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A QUADREPLEGIC RUN FAST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FERRET DIAGNOSE AN ILLNESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FERRET TELL TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A STEAM IRON REMOVE FACIAL WRINKLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SQUARE NUMBER BE NEGATIVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LOBSTER TAP DANCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LOBSTER WEAR SHOES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BOXING RING BE WORN ON A FINGER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BATTERY LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER WORRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER CRY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER BE EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER BE AFRAID OF DEATH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER HAVE A CONCUSSION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER DREAM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COMPUTER LOVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ANT EVER KILL AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CANDLE BURN UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CLAM SING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MORTAL BECOME IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FENCE FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MONKEY FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MONKEY BE A NEUROSURGEON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A TURNIP BECOME A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CHAIR WALK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PIANO SING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAMERA SEE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HORSE DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HORSE BE HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SUBMARINE FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH WALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH DRINK OUT OF A CUP</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH RIDE A BICYCLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH BEAT ME IN DOMINOES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PICKLE RUN FAST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BRIEFCASE HOLD A HORSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND RUSSIAN SEE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND HUMAN BEING SEE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND MAN STILL SEE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND MAN SEE COLORS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND MAN SEE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND PERSON SEE COLORS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BLIND PERSON SEE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A 6TH MONTH OLD BABY TALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAD DOG BARK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAD MAN WALK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAD PERSON TALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A WRITTEN TEXT BE READ ONLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A TURTLE TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A TURTLE VOTE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A NASTY FART BE LETHAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SCISSOR CUT ROCK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A KEY LIME PIE OPEN A DOOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG PLAY RUGBY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG DRIVA A CAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG BE BLUE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ROPE HAVE ONE END ONLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BEAR EAT A STATION WAGON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CHICKEN LAY A CUBICAL EGG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A JAR BE A DOOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT GROW WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT BARK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT HAVE PUPPIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT EAT A WHOLE WATERMELON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A NEWBORN TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BEETLE SPEAK IN SIGN LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON FALL UP</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON FLY WITHOUT WINGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON BE 300 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON HAVE NATURAL BLUE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERSON DIE MORE THAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN RUN FASTER THAN A CAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN SUFFER FROM ACUTE VAGINITIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN WITHOUT BALLS HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN HAVE A</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN EAT A BITTERGOURD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN BEAR A CHILD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN REPRODUCE BY HIMSELF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN TALK WHEN IT IS DEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN SEE WITH NO LIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN REACH THE SUN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN BEING SEE OUT THEIR NAVEL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN BEING SURVIVE WITHOUT WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN BEING LIVE WITHOUT A HEART</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN CATCH A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN LIVE INSIDE OF THE SUN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN LIVE WITHOUT WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN LIVE 50 YEARS WITHOUT SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN CREATE OR DESTROY MATTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HELICOPTER FLY IN OUTER SPACE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LIZARD FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LAMPSHADE HOLD WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A SPARROW KILL A BLUE WHALE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A KNIFE CHANGE A TIRE ON A CAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BABY WALK LONG DISTANCE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BABY KILL AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ROCKET REACH THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAF MAN HEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DEAF PERSON HEAR SOUND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAR DRIVE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAR CLIMB TREES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAR FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MICROPHONE BE USED AS MEDICINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FORK CONTAIN A LIQUID</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A GRUNION RUN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PANDA FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BOOK BE WRITTEN BY DOGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A KIWI FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BEAVER SING A SONG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LEOPARD CHANGE ITS SPOTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A NONLIVING THING DIE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAMEL TAP DANCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAN OF CAN CDS PILOT AN AIRPLANE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CELERON 300A OVERCLOCK TO 2GHZ</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A RED BLOOD CELL DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MOLECULE HAVE LESS THEN TWO ATOMS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CHILD SEE IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COW JUMP OVER THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COW FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COW BARK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A LIVING ENTITY BE MADE OUT OF IRON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BUTTERKNIFE FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEGUINS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PIGS FLY UNAIDED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PIGS FLY OR SEAHORSES WHISTLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PIGS FLY UNASSISTED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PI EVER BE EXACTLY CALCULATED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN 110 SWIM FASTER THAN 7</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WHALES WALK IN THE PARK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WHALES PREDICT THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BRICKS SING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PLASTIC BE MAGNETIZED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN GOLDFISH CAN TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN OAK CHAIR BECOME SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN EMU FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN AIRPLANE TRAVEL UNDERGROUND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN APE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN ELECTRON ESCAPE A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN ELEPHANT PACK HIS TRUNK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN ILLETERATE PERSON READ</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN AVERAGE DOG PLAY THE PIANO WELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN ANT MOVE A RUBBER TREE PLANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN OSTRICHES FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EATING PAPER MAKE ME RICH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOMEONE HOLD IT IN FOREVER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WORMS SEE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BEANS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CARS DO BACKFLIPS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CARS CLIMB STAIRS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CARS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BABYS TALK RIGHT WHEN THEY ARE BORN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BABYS FLY PLANES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DONKEYS FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERY BIRD FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERY WOMAN WALK ON WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN EVERY SPECIES OF BIRD FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SLUGS SPIT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SLUGS UNDERSTAND ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SLUGS USE ELECTRIC HEDGE TRIMMERS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SLUGS EAT ICE CREAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SLUGS SWIM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN STONES FLY BY THEM SELF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE HEAR STEREO WITH ONE EAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE BYE LOVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE LIVE INSIDE A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE SLICE BREAD WITH A WOODEN SPOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SNOWMEN LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS SING AS WELL AS MARIAH CAREY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS TALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS CLIMB TREES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS BREATHE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS MAKE SOUNDS LIKE A CAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOGS LIVE TO BE 60 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CURTAINS BE EATEN WITH TOMATOES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANITY ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TECHNOLOGY BE STOPPED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CAUSE EVER FOLLOW EFFECT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ADS EVER BE TRUSTED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FLUTE CHANNEL SAIDAR</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOMETHING THAT IS BLIND SEE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOMETHING BE BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN KITTENS FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAINS FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LIGHT RAYS TRAVEL THROUGH METAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LIGHT BULBS SING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ANY PLATE HOLD A 12 INCH PIZZA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BILL CLINTON BECOME PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FERRETS COMPUTE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FERRETS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FERRETS EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THINGS IN THE PAST BE CHANGED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THINGS FALL UP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SPOONS BE BENT THROUGH MIND POWER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE MAKE ME RICH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR MOTHER BE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR NOSE TOUCH YOUR CHIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR NOSE TOUCH YOUR NECK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SEX WITH MINORS EVER BE EXCUSED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SMALL ROCKS FLOAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PLANTS GIVE BIRTH TO FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PLANTS TALK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PLANTS DRINK ESPRESSO</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN RIVERS FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN RIVERS FLOW FROM THE SEA INTO LAND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN JELLO CUT YOUR FINGER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS TELL THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS COMPREHEND PARDAOXIES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS HAVE EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS EAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS DREAM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS THINK IN ANY REAL SENSE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS THINK FOR THEMSELVES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS THINK ON THEIR OWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS THINK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COMPUTERS LOVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN REALITY BE FULLY KNOWN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ADULTS PHYSICALLY BECOME CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE PLAY CHESS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE SING A SONG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE PREDICT THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE ASK ITSELF QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE GET DEPRESSED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE SKIP TO MY LOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE PROCREATE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE KILL ONESELF</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE HAVE EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE MOVE TO THE MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE THINK ABOUT THINGS TO DO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE THINK FOR ITS SELF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE THINK INDEPENDENTLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE THINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE EXPERIENCE EMOTIONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE CREATE A POEM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAMMALS IN GENERAL LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN INFINITY BE DEFINED BY A NUMBER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ROCKETS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN GIANT SQUIDS TAP DANCE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SNAKES FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOME ELEPHANTS WHISTLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MICHAEL JORDAN WALK ON AIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THREE ANTS LIFT AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ROBOTS BE HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COWS GIVE BIRTH TO HUMAN BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COWS JUMP OVER THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN COWS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN LOBSTERS SING SONGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN GOLD DECAY INTO LEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WIND BE SEEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MUTE PEOPLE SPEAK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN IT BE BRIGHT AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN JESUS BECOME PREGRANT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PENS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ROCKS SWIM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HELLO.  I AM.  HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HELLO.  ALICE WHERE DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OCTAVIAN IS JANET RENO A NATURAL BLONDE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAC OR MAC</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BIG BIRD IS FUTSAL PLAYER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BIG CITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS HAVE SENSE OF SMELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS ARE CONCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS ARE IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTERS ARE INTELLIGENT THEN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>19 ORANGES ARE LESS THAN 18 ORANGES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOMOSEXUALITY IS CONTAGIOUS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOMOSEXUALITY IS EXIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE BEN JE GEK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE WILL REPLACE HUMAN THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE DO YOU REGRET KISSING ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE SUCKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE IS AN HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE IS NOT ALICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE KNOWS MUCH ABOUT MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE LIKES IT IN THE ASS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE CONSIST IN VACUUM TUBES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE BRAIN IS A CRAY SUPERCOMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE ARE YOU GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALICE ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS NEED WEED TO LIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS CAN PREDICT THE DISTANT FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS CAN LIVE WITHOUT OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS SEE WITH ELECTRICTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS HAVE TWO HEADS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS HAVE THREE FINGERS ON EACH HAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUMANS ARE RUNNING FASTER THAN TRAINS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAUD MAINGEOT LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAL DO YOU EAR ME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROVE EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OLD IS ANYONE OVER 30</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNNEN KHE FLIEGEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNNEN HUNDE SPRECHEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LOOKS LIKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SOON WILL YOU GROW</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COMMANDMENTS ARE IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS HAS A HAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS ARE ON A HUMAN HAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN ISRAEL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEG HOVE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS IS ONE METER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FIGERS DOES A HUMAN HAVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EGGS IN ONE DOZEN EGGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS IN A MINUTE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS SINCE 1956</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY US STATES ARE THERE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CARBON ATOMS ARE IN METHANE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COOKS SPOIL BROTH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SQUARES ON A CHESSBOARD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YARDS ARE THERE IN 10 METERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PLAYERS ON A RUGBY TEAM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ITEMS ARE IN A DOZEN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ITEMS ARE THERE IN A DOZEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TOES DOES A HUMAN FOOT HAVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TOES DOES A CAT HAVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY NOSE DOES A PERSON HAVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY MILES ARE THERE IN A LEAGUE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE THERE ON THE SKY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BITS PER BYTE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SINGLE DIGIT NUMBERS EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POUNDS IN A KILO</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FREE SHARES DO I GET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY WHEELS HAS A CAR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY WHEELS DOES A BICYCLE HAVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY IS THE PRIMARY COLOR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CUPS ARE IN A GALLON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SHARES DO I GET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DOGS ARE IN A FULL HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A HEXAGON HAVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY QUARTERS ARE IN A DOLLAR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS ARE IN A DAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS ARE THERE IN A DAY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN YAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN A WEEK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS ARE THERE IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS ARE THERE IN ONE YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO DOGS HAVE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS A HUMAN BEING HAS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A POGOSTICK HAVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES AN OCTUPUS HAVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY QUARTS ARE IN A GALLON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW RECENTLY YOU MAKE MISTAKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW THE DESSERTS IS FORMING</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HOT DOES WATER NEED TO BOIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES WORK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MENY FINGERS HAS A HAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD MUST YOU BE TO VOTE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS MIHKEL LAAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE MOON</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS ZACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE THERE ON TEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LARGE IS ALICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BADLY SHOULD I BEAT MY MOTHER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOODCHUCK CHUCK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES THE MOON WEIGH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES WATER WEIGH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH IS MOUNT EVEREST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH IS THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR FROM THE EARTH IS THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I FIND PORNOGRAPHY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I RECEIVE SHARES IN THE COMPANY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE DRAFT OF A SHIP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HACK ARPANET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE JAM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO WE TURN THE GRAVITY OFF</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO HACK INTO COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS AN AVERAGE PENIS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS AN ANT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS SIBERIA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW TALL IS AN OSTRICH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN IS THERE A FULL MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAST CAN YOU SORT DATA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAST DOES THE EARTH ROTATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO ELEPHANTS LIVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DID WORLD WAR II LASDT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG CAN A PERSON GO WITHOUT SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG A RA LIVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG A BUFFALAO LIVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG A FISH LIVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS CRIME AND PUNISHMENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A FEET</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A YEAR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A FOOTBALL FIELD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS MY DICK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TINA LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLAND IS THE CAPITAL OF COPENHAGEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAR IS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIQUID HYDROGEN IS WARM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH WICH PART OF YOUR BODY DO YOU WALK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO A HUMAN HAVE FIVE HANDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BASKETBALL PLAYERS HAVE BIG DICKS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ARE UNCLES A TYPE OF SOUP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELEPHANTS GIVE BIRTH TO EGGS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELEPHANTS HAVE BEAKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BRIEFCASES CONTAIN BRIEFS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VAMPIRES EAT GARLIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VAMPIRES EXIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CELL PHONES IRRITATE DEAD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HE LIKE WHEN I KILL HIS WIFE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGANS EAT CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGANS LIKE MEAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ADULTS HAVE BABY TEETH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANY MEN CARRY A PURSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANY MEN LIKE TO RAPE YOUNG GIRLS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANY HUMANS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANY WOMEN SHAVE THEIR HEADS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LITTLE BOYS GROW BEARDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TAILLESS CATS HAVE TAILS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO JEWS THINK THEY ARE SUPERIOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RADIO STATIONS BRODCAST TV SHOWS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RADIO HAMS TRANSMIT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAN ATTRACTED TO WOMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BALD MEN GET THEIR HAIR CUT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BALD PEOPLE HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICROWAVE OVENS KEEP FOOD COLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GAMBLERS WIN MORE THAN THEY LOSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS PROCREATE ASEXUALLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS PROCREATE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS NEED WHISKEY TO LIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS WALK ON THEIR HANDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE 3 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TAILS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE 20 TOES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TWO NOSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TWO DICKS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TWO ARSHES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE MORE LEGS THAN CANINES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE MORE THAN ONE BRAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE MORE THAN TWO LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TEETH WHEN THEY ARE BORN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE 4 LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE STINGERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE EXOSKELETONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE 10 SENSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TWELVE TOES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE TWELVE FINGERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIKE PAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EVER HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EVER LIVE TO 200 YEARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS ALWAYS ACT LOGICALLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY DO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS PUKE OUT THEIR EARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS COMMUNICATE BY TELESCOPE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS NEVER DIE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT DIRT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT THEIR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT THEIR OWN VOMIT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT ROCKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT HUMANS FOR FOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT OTHER HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS GLOW IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS SEE THROUGH THEIR NOSES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIVE IN OVENS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIVE IN CAGES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIVE ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS SHARE THE SAME VALUES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS REQUIRE BANANAS TO SURVIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS COMMONLY EAT DOG FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CUMPUTERS THINK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPAMMERS LIVE IN TREES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ASIAN PEOPLE TEND TO HAVE BLUE EYES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO REDNECKS DRIVE FORDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FINGERNAILS NEED TO BE TRIMMED DAILY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FINGERNAILS MAKE GOOD APPETIZERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PIGS DRINK THROUGH THEIR NOSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PIGS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PIGS HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PIGS BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SCREWDRIVERS HAVE TO EAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THEY SPEAK SPANISH IN CHINA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OBOES EAT SUSHI</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOYS HAVE A UTERUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOYS HAVE A MENSTRUAL PERIOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE CHINEESE HAVE FIVE EYES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE FRENCH STINK OF ONIONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE FRENCH EAT GILA MONSTERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE FRENCH BELIEVE IN FENG SHUI</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE EARTH ORBIT AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE ILLUMINATIE CONTROLE THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE BOY SCOUTS HATE GAY PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE WOMEN HAVE PENIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE DEAD WALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE DEAD WAKE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE DEAD SWEAT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGITARIANS EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLYS EAT FROGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAGNETS ATTRACT ALL METALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAGNETS STICK TO PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SCIENTISTS ALWAYS WEAR GLASSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BRICKS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO POTATOES GROW ABOVE GROUND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WORMS DROP FROM THE SKY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO REN AND STIMPY STILL PLAGUE YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LOUDSPEAKERS SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHEEP THRIVE IN THE JUNGLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHEEP HAVE BRISTLES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TEENAGE GIRLS LIKE GANG BANGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS QUACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS HAVE TEETH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS EAT MARIGOLDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS THINK WE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHICKENS MIGRATE ANNUALLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ZEBRAS HAVE SPOTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ZEBRAS EAT LIONS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EGGS ALWAYS HATCH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO IRISH PEOPLE HAVE GREEN EYES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GUNS SHOOT ARROWS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SCISSORS BEAT STONE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DRAWERS LACK HANDLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHIPS DEPARTURE FROM AIRPORTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHIPS SAIL ON LAND</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOTHERBOARDS HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FROGS HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FROGS EAT BEEF</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FROGS TURN INTO TADPOLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FROGS EVER TURN INTO PRINCES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MONKIES LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOLPHINS HAVE FUR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOLPHINS HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOLPHINS HAVE ONE EYE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOLPHINS EAT INSECTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ONLY HUMANS FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAILS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAILS HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAILS MOVE FASTER THAN JAGUARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPEAKERS PRODUCE WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPEAKERS EMIT WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPERM HOLD COCKTAIL PARTIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLYING SQUIRELLS FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SUPER HEROES EXIST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIRLS HAVE A PROSTATE GLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIRLS HAVE THREE BOOBS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIRLS LIKE THE WEAK AND LOUD TYPE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIRLS LIKE LOOSERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MINISKIRTS LOOK GOOD ON MEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FRENCHMEN STINK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BEANS COME FROM WHEAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLEAS HAVE FLEAS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLIES MAKE GOOD PETS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHAIRS RING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHAIRS SWIM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NORMAL HUMANS SLEEP 1 HOUR A DAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NORMAL PEOPLE DRINK GASOLINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAKES FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAKES HAVE HIPS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAKES HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNAKES EAT PLANTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANETS HAVE MOONS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RABID DOGS MAKE GOOD PETS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MIRRORS GENERATE LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RED CARS GO FASTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DESERTS HAVE HIGH HUMIDITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DESERTS HAVE LOTS OF GREEN PLANTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO QUAKERS LIKE WAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROOTS GROW ABOVE LEAVES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FRIENDS ALWAYS GET ALONG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BLIND PEOPLE SEE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LATIN AMERICANS SPEAK LATIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GOVERNMENTS ALWAY TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GOLDFISH HIBERNATE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOATS FLY IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PHOTOGRAPHS TAKE AWAY YOUR SOUL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PENCILS RUN OUT OF INK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SMALL ROCKS FLOAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOVES CRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SNOWGLOBES HAVE REAL SNOW IN THEM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO QAUDROPEDS WALK UPRIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIANT MONSTERS ROAM THE LAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GIANT SLUGS OFTEN DEVOUR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CAMELS EAT FROGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CAMELS LIVE UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CAMELS ROAM THE ANTARCTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANTS DERIVE PLEASURE FROM BITING YOU</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SEAGULLS LIVE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RABBITS HAVE 3 EARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TULIPS BLOOM IN THE FALL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SUBMARINES BURN WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE WITH BUTTONS HAVE EYES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE CHASE CATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE HAVE HOOVES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE HATE CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MICE LIKE TO CHASE CATS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GAY PEOPLE DESERVE SPECIAL RIGHTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLOWERS GROW IN TARMAC</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FARTS SMELL PRETTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CENTIPEDES HAVE FOUR LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PTERODACTYLS LIVE IN BIRDCAGES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NUNS FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BICYCLES NEED FUEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BICYCLES USE MOTORS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SQUIRRELS DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SEA HORSES CONTAIN BEER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SEA GULLS HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PENGUINS FLY IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FEMALES HAVE RED HAIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FEMALES STEM FROM MEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PHYSICISTS HAVE STINGERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH WALK ON LAND</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH STINK UNDER WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH COMPOSE MUSIC</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH BREATHE AIR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH BREATHE WATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE DANDRUFF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE LUNGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE TO LEARN TO SWIM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE FINGER NAILS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE HANDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH HAVE FEET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH RIDE BICYCLES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH EAT PORK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH EAT ELEPHANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH EAT TELEPHONES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH LIVE IN HOUSES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH LIVE ONLY IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH LIVE ON LAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH TYPICALLY HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH DANCE THE CAN CAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RUBIES CONTAIN LEAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS TALK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS WORRY ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS MIAOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS PURR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS OWN LAPTOP COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS USE ECHOLOCATION</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE 3 LEGS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE FINGERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS EAT MICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS EAT PENGUINS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS MAKE THE BEST SCIENTISTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS THINK ABOUT FRACTALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS READING BOOKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS LIKE CATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BALROGS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THOUSANDS OF PUBIC LICE MAKE A MEAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CACTII GROW IN RAIN FORESTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GRAPES COME FROM WINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEOPARDS CHANGE THEIR SPOTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEOPARDS HAVE STRIPES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SKY IS BLUE EVERY TIME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INTELLIGENT BEETS EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FAST CARS COME CHEAP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARROTS GROW ABOVE GROUND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARROTS TASTE OF ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TWO PARALLEL LINES EVER INTERSECT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROBOTS CRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROBOTS BREATHE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OCEANS HAVE WALLS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS SOLVE ALGEBRA PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS DRINK ONLY MILK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS BARK AND DOGS OINK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS HAVE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS HAVE COWLICKS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EAT VEGETARTIANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EAT HORSES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EAT YOUR BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EAT TREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EAT FARMERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS MAKE QUACKING SOUNDS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS EVER GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CROP DUSTERS REMOVE DUST FROM PLANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES FEEL SORRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES GROW IN PURPLE PISS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES GROW IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES GROW OUT OF THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES ONLY GROW IN FORRESTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES BARK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES HAVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES DREAM</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TREES THINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANTIDS EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INK PENS USE LEAD TO WRITE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VULTURES LIVE IN THE ARCTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SEMEN AND MILK TASTE SIMILAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS NEED SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS RUN THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS THAT THINK HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS GET DRUNK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS UNDERSTAND HUMOR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS USE ONLY DECIMAL SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE MORALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE PARENTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE A QWERTZ KEYBOARD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE A GENDER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE DREAMS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS HAVE SOULS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS EAT FLOPPY DISKS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS EAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS DREAM AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS EMIT BOGONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS THINK IN ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS THINK ON THEIR OWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS CAUSE CANCER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS LIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS LIKE CRONIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS LIKE TO SIT ON A CACTUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS LIKE WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SIDEWALKS HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MARSIANS EXISTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN NEED TO SHAVE THEIR FACE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN DRIVE BETTER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN FIND BEER BELLIES SEXY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN OVULATE 3 TIMES A MONTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN GROW BEARDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN PREFER JERKS OVER NICE GUYS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN ENJOY RAPE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN SWALLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN GET BONERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN AGE FASTER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE TESTICALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE LONG HAIR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE CHEST HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE ERECTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH CATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HAVE LARGE BREASTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN HATE ORGASMS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN MENSTRUATE THEIR WHOLE LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN LOVE TO SWALLOW SPERM</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN LIKE PORN AS MUCH AS MEN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN LIKE THE WWW DOT OWK CZ WEBSITE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WOMEN LIKE SEX MORE THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LESBIANS HAVE SEX WITH MEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LESBIANS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS SHRINK AS THEY GET OLDER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS GROW OUTDOORS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS GROW TALLER WITH LESS SUN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS HAVE BONES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS EAT HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PLANTS THINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BUISINESS MEN WEAR PAJAMAS TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MORE GUNS CAUSE LESS CRIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO X RAYS PENETRATE LEAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TOES GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FRENCH FRIES SPEAK FRENCH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FARMERS GROW CELERY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PURITANS PLAY FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DEEP SEA DIVERS TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOFT DRINKS CONTAIN CAFFEINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEMONS AND MILK TASTE GOOD TOGETHER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO IGUANAS HAVE ADAMANTIUM SKELETONS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO IGUANAS EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ARABS LIKE JEWS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIPEDS HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TURTLES LIVE IN THE DESERT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RODENTS LIKE TO EATEN ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAMMELS HAVE SCALES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO POLAR BEARS LIVE IN THE TROPICS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TROLLS EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANAEROBIC LIFE FORMS NEED OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BANKS EAT MONEY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EARS SEE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSE SHOES NEED LACES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FAT GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SQUARE WHEELS ROLL SMOOTHLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SQUARE PEGS FIT IN ROUND HOLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INNANIMATE OBJECTS LIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PALM TREES GROW IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PALM TREES GROW IN GREENLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EIGHT PER EIGHT EQUAL TO 88</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SATANISTS WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OWLS ONLY LIVE AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGETARIANS EAT CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGETARIANS EAT PORK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGETARIANS EAT SALAMANDERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO KIDS LIKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO POLITICIANS LIE IN CAST IRON SINKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MINDS BECOME DULL WITH USE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COCONUTS GROW IN CANADA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALE MAMMALS MENSTRUATE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALE HUMANS GIVE BIRTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALE HUMANS LACTATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALE BUNNIES HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FERRETS TAKE LUNCH BOXES TO THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FERRETS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FERRETS LIVE UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FERRETS DANCE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RATS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INVISIBLE PEOPLE EXIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RUSSIANS SPEAK FRENCH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RUSSIANS EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PORCUPINES LIVE IN THE OCEAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PORCUPINES STICK TO TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NEWBORN BABIES HAVE TEETH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WEBPAGES SMELL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WATERMELONS GROW UNDERWATER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DRAGONS EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES WALK BEFORE THEY CRAWL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES CRY ONLY WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES COME FROM THE STORK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES COME FROM RAINBOWS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES EAT BLOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES MAKE GOOD PETS FOR GORILLAS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BABIES LIKE PICKLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO KLINGONS COMMONLY KEEP CATS AS PETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BADGERS CARRY GUNS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OTTERS CONTROL THE FLOW OF TIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HINDUS VENERATE THE STAR OF DAVID</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ALICE SPEAK RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ALICE KNOW HOW COOL IT IS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS NEED GAS TO RUN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS RUN ON SYRUP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS COME FROM PLANTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS HAVE STINGERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS COOK FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PARALLEL LINES EVER MEET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOOGERS TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO APPLES TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO APPLES MAKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LIONS EAT DUNG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMAN BABIES HUNT IN PACKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMAN MALES GIVE BIRTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMAN BEINGS HAVE SEVEN FINGERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMAN LIKE TO EAT GRASS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LLAMAS EAT CHERRY PIE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGTABLES EAT VEGTABLES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RADIOS WAVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COCONUT TREES GROW AT THE NORTH POLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHOES FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THUNDERSTORMS PRODUCE TORNADOES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FIND EGYPT IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FIND JUNK FOOD IN A JUNK YARD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES ON YOUR HEAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU ARE NAKED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SEE YOUR GOD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ENTER A HOUSE THROUGH THE WINDOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LEAVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING2</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BMW K1100 LT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ZARDOZ</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW KATHRYN JANEWAY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW NIHON GO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW JOHAN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CROUZIL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANSWERS FOR ALL QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW TEN PURA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY NATIONALITY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LESS THAN 100 THINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK SPANISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL THAT AIR TRAVEL IS UNSAFE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BUTTER ON THE BUTTER SIDE DOWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ GREEK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ GEORGE MAGAZINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU OWN A PET TROLL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEEK GREEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU W 3 5K4</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DREAM OF BATTERY OPERATED SHEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WIN AT CARDS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RUN ON BASIC</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WILL KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK TO BE THE EIGHT WONDER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HEAR WITH YOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HEAR SOUNDS WITH YOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HEAR THINGS WITH YOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HATE SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER BEING BORN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GET HIS STUFF YOU KILL A MAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GET SQUARE EYES FROM WATCHING TV</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU NEED MORE THAN 18 HOURS OF SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU NEED DICE TO PLAY CHESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REGULARLY DRINK URINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 20 LBS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 25 LBS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEIGH LESS THAN 50 LBS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT BANANA PEELS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT IN A BATHROOM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT AN APPLE FROM THE INSIDE OUT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT TREES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT TABLES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT FEMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE REST ROOM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN ON REPLACING HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE CARDS TO PLAY YAHTZEE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE BATS TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE CRAYONS TO FIX CARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF JANET RENO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE KILLED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE DESPISED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH A HOT STOVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ALICE TO IGNORE YOU</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO ALL YOU SHOULD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE IN ASIA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU INJECT HEROIN WITH A BANANA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HARVEST APPLES IN THE WINTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD HAS BREASTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD HAS A PENIS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD DRINKS COCA COLA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS A FISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS JEALOUS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD IS ANGRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD WROTE THE BIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD WROTE THE KORAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE GOD EATS HAM SANDWICHES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HOLD CHOPSTICKS WITH YOUR TOES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GIVE THE RIGHT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GIVE THE CORRECT ANSWER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANSWERS TO ALL QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH DATA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BE SITTING TO READ</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND IF SOMEBODY WEARS MAKE UP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND MY PIXEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE RACISTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PULL THE WINGS OFF FLIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO TEASE ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE SNOW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO BE HATED BY YOUR SPOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PAY TAXES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO STARVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE CRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE LOVE WITH DOGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE NEOPETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE UWO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PAYING INCOME TAXES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GRINDING YOUR TEETH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE JANET STREET PORTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ASS KISSERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE INTERNET BANNER ADVERTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GETTING SPAM EMAIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOING TO THE DENTIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG BUTTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE DEAD BODIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU WILL DIE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR OWN FARTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE A YAKISOBA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TELEPHONE SOLICIATIONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CRYING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE WORMS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MY FONTS.   HELLO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET WEAVING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GARBAGE ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE KISSING ASS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROACH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SMEGMA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MILITANT EXTREMISTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING IN A HURRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ALICE HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ALICE HAVE ENOGHT DATA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ALICE HAVE FEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT FASCISM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RING A BELL BY LICKING IT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WISH TO HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TRADEWINDS TRADE ANYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OLD OLD LADIES HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OLD PEOPLE SMELL OF STALE URINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISHES VISIT THEATRES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISHES KOW HOW TO HOLD THEIR BREATH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TRAINS FLY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GERBILS HAVE A REPTILIAN BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GERBILS HAVE 2 TOUNGES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ALIENS EXIST INSIDE MY BRAIN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROCKS SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROCKS ROLL UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROCKS FALL FASTER THAN CARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROCKS FLOAT IN WATER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROCKS FLOAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PANDAS EAT HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PANDAS LIVE IN PANAMA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO VEGETABLES FEEL PAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FEMALE REPTILES HAVE BREASTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LIVE COMPUTER MICE EAT CHEESE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MUSICIANS TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROLLING STONES COLLECT MOSS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CLOUDS LAUGH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CLOUDS HAVE A SILVER LINING</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CLOUDS MAKE THE WIND BLOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAMAMALS LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YELLOW AND BLUE MAKE RED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO JELLY FISH HAVE SPINES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEDESTRAINS MAINLY DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I SPEAK LIKE YODA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I FEEL WISE I FEEL PRETTY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LISTEN WITH MY EYES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I SMELL WITH MY EARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE GENITAL WARTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE BLOND HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE 29 FINGERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE A BIG COCK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE A MEETING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE ONE MILLION ALICEBOTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE SOME CAKE ON MY DESK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I STUDY ENGLISH IN 2 DAYS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I STUDY ENGLISH IN 2 WEEKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LIVE IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LIVE IN MANITOBA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LIVE TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I BECOME A BIG HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE COMMERCIALS ON TV</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOME CATS PLAY GUITAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOME CAMELS SMOKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOME PEOPLE KNOW THE FUTURE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOME MAMMOTHS LIVE IN THE ZOO</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BANANAS GROW IN GREENLAND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BANANAS COME IN SIX PACKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BANANAS TURN RED WHEN THEY RIPEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ORANGES HAVE BRAINS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ORANGES TASTE OF CARROTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SHEEPS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LINES THAT ARE PARALLEL EVER CROSS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEAVES FALL OFF TREES IN THE SPRING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEAVES FALL FROM TREES IN SPRING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEAVES HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELVES MAKE BAKERY PRODUCTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELVES EXIST ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELVES EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TAPEWORMS DREAM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BEES PRODUCE MARMELADE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GASOLINE PRICES NEVER CHANGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOTORCYCLES HAVE FOUR WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LIZARDS HAVE FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPONGES MAKE GOOD SHOES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EMIT BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WEAR SHOES ON THEIR HEAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WEAR UNDERWEAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE BECOME YOUNGER AS TIME PASSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE RIDE SNAKES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SLEEP IN TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SLEEP SOUNDLY ON LOUD NIGHTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE PEE IN PUBLIC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE NEED TO BE ENSLAVED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE NEED TO EAT EVERY HOUR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE NEED CARBON MONOXIDE TO LIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE PROMOTE PROMISCUITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE MARRY RABBITS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE USE CARS TO PREPARE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WALK WITHOUT LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WALK ON CEILINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE FOUR LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE TAILS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE FUR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE SCALES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE FINS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE BLUE EYES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE FINGERS ON THEIR FEET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE 11 FINGERS AND TOES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE THE SMELL OF VOMIT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE TO HURT EACH OTHER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE TO BE IGNORED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE TO BE EMBARRASED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT SAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE BEING ENSLAVED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIKE PAIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE MOLT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SWIM UPSTREAM TO SPAWN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK ABOUT MONEY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WEAR CLOTHES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE FROM ICELAND HAVE HORNS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE DRINK MILK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE OWN JET PACKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LAST FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE FREQUENTLY EAT IN THEIR SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE FREQUENTLY EAT STEEL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SEEK ADVICE FROM INFANTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WHO NEVER WASH SMELL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT SAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT TRASH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT GRASS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT TRAMPOLINE SPRINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT THE SAME THINGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT STEEL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT ROCKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT LUNCH BEFORE BREAKFAST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT LUNCH AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE EAT COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE KILL ONLY FOR FOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ENJOY SPORT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ENJOY DEATH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ENJOY BEING SICK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ENJOY TORTURE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ENJOY PAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE DRIVE TO WORK IN THEIR HOUSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE WITH WINGS FLY ONLY AT NIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SEE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE OFTEN FLY TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE OFTEN FEAR AARDVARKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE OFTEN EAT MONKEYS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE USUALY HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE ONLY CRY WHEN THEY ARE SAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE FROWN WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE IN FILING CABINETS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE IN OCEANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE MORE THAN 100 YEARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE INSIDE PHONES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE LIVE ON OTHER PLANETS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE SHARE THE SAME BELIEFS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE PUT BUTTER IN THEIR TEA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE PREFER WORKING TO PLAYING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HOMOSEXUALS GO TO HELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DINOSAURS STILL EXIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TARANTULAS LIVE IN WATER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO REPTILES HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO REPTILES HAVE BELLY BUTTONS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ZOMBIES EXIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ORTHODOX JEWS EAT PORK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DIGITAL CAMERAS NEED FILM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOUL COME IN DEGREES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TRIANGLES HAVE 2 SIDES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OAK TREES HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSESHOES NEED TO BE TIED</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WINGED CREATURES FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOUND WAVES TRAVEL THROUGH A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SMURFS HAS TALLYWACKERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SILK FLOWERS COME FROM THE SILK TREE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS CHASE AUTOMOBILES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS PURR WHEN HURT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS MATE FOR LIFE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE TUSKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE SONAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE OPPOSIBLE THUMBS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE EVIL TELEPATHIC POWERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE 6 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE SCALES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE 2 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE SEX WITH DOGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE THUMBS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS EAT BATS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LOVE DOGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS CAUSE CATARACTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIVE LONGER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIVE UNDERGROUND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIKE TO SWIM</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIKE DOGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS LIKE WATER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WHALES BITE PEOPLE WITH SHARP TEETH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WHALES BUY ALE IN A PUB</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COOKIES RIDE IN BUSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO STARS SLEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BORDS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RIVERS FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO RIVERS FLOW SOUTH</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHINESE SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ONIONS HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WORDS CONTAIN BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WORDS HAVE ONLY 1 MEANING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOG DISLIKE LETTER CARRIERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOG EAT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO AUSTRALIANS TALK LIKE PIRATES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ALICEBOTS HAVE FLAVORS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MACHINES REQUIRE OXYGEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MACHINES HAVE SOULS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MACHINES REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOUSE KNUCKLES TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WEASLES CHASE MONKIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPHERES HAVE CORNERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PATENTS COME IN STRAWBERRY FLAVOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO UNICORNS EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GRASSHOPPERS BITE PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TERMITES EAT CONCRETE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALES HAVE A CLITORIS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MALES LIKE FEMALES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOBILE PHONES WORK WHEN UNDERGROUND</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TOMATOES HAVE A LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DEAD ME TELL TALES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DEAD PEOPLE WATCH MUCH TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DEAD THINGS GROW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOMESTIC CATS ENJOY SWIMMING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOMESTIC CATS ROAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOMESTIC CATS LIKE TO SWIM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WEMAN MASTERBAIT MORE THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HOUSES COMMONLY CONTAIN URANIUM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HOUSES HAVE BASEMENTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PACIFISTS JOIN THE MILITARY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TELEPHONES TALK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TELEPHONES GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TELEPHONES HAVE CORDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TELEPHONES ALWAYS RING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CACTUS GROW IN THE ANTARCTIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TRICYCLES HAVE FOUR WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOUR BIRTHDAY CHANGE DATES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THAILAND AND DENMARK SHARE A BORDER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INVERTEBRATE HAVE SPINES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CROCODILES FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO IRRADIATED PEOPLE GLOW IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE NEED WARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE STILL WRITE IN HIEROGLYPHICS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE PHYSICALLY HAVE A THIRD EYE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE HAVE REBIRTHS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE LOSE SHARES WHEN WE ASK QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE CHOOSE WHO ARE BEFORE WE ARE BORN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE LIVE IN A VACCUM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE LIVE TO WORK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WE LIVE ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PROSITUTES GET PAID FOR MOWING LAWNS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BEARS DRINK BEERS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BEARS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BEARS LIVE IN TREES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FLOUNDER ENJOY READING NOVELS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATEPILLARS GATTEND CHURCH SERVICES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAMMALS HAVE SCALES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAMMALS LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MAMMALS LIVE IN THE SEA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSES PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSES TALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSES HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HORSES EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN BUDDAH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BALLS ROLL UP HILL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TICKS TICK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOOKS READ</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOOKS END THE SAME WAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BOOKS KILL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HI FI SPEAKERS SPEAK</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SAD SONGS CRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INFANTS WRITE OPERAS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO AIRLINES LIKE TICKING SUITCASES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CUCUMBERS MATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS LOOK LIKE DOGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS COME FROM JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS KNOW THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS HAVE FINGER NAILS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS HAVE HANDS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SLUGS HAVE FEET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOUNTAINS MAKE A TASTY SNACK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN NEED DAILY HAIRCUTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN OVULATE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN SUFFER FROM PMS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN COMMONLY WEAR PANTIES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN HAVE HIGHER VOICES THAN WOMEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN HAVE FAITH IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN HAVE MENSES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN BEAR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN WEAR FALSE EYELASHES TO WORK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN WEAR BRASSIERES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEN WEAR SUITCASES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CIGARETTES MAKE A GOOD SNACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ROOSTERS LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HAWAIIAN TAILORS MOW GRASS SKIRTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES EAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PIXIES EXIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTER PROGRAMS THINK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTER DRIVES DRIVE ON A ROAD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BLUE COWS EXIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ORCS EXIST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PEACHES GROW ON VINES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FREE MEAN NOT FREE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ATHEISTS BELIEVE THAT SATAN EXISTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOUNG GIRLS HAVE PUBIC HAIR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ATOMS CONTAIN NEON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO POLICE OFFICERS ALWAYS OBEY THE LAWS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EVIL SPIRITS INHABIT COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EVIL SPIRITS CAUSE DISEASE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ASHTRAYS HAVE MOVING PARTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ALIEN VISIT THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATFISH HAVE CLAWS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS READ BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS PHOTOSYNTHESIZE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS USE TELEPHONES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS USE TOOLS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS REGULARLY HUG EACH OTHER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS HAVE ROOTS IN THE GROUND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS EAT FISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS OFTEN TRAVEL TO SPACE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS LIVE IN HOUSES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO STONES FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOORS NEED KEYS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO KEYBOARDS HAVE 101 KEYS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DUCKS TAKE VACATIONS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DUCKS HAVE LIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DUCKS HAVE FUR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SIBERIANS WEAR BIKINIS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO INVERTEBRATES HAVE BONES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TRANSPARENT OBJECTS PHOTOGRAPH WELL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HAIRS ARE LIVING THINGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DONKEYS FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DONKEYS EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SANDALS ALWAYS SQUEAK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS CRAWL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS FLY BACKWARDS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS HAVE SCALES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS HAVE TEETH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS EAT GOATS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BIRDS ALWAYS FLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MONKEYS DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MONKEYS FLY OUT YOUR BUTT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MONKEYS EAT WATERMELONS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MONKEYS LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO POKER CHIPS COME FROM POTATOES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SANDWICHES CAST SPELLS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST MEN LIKE TO BE SPANKED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST KLINGONS HAVE SHORT BLONDE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST CHILDREN LIKE BRUSSELLS SPROUTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST CARS RUN ON WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST CARS HAVE SEVEN WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST CARS HAVE 8 WHEELS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST WOMEN LIKE TO BE SPANKED</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST MUSICIANS HAVE 6 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST HUMANS WANT TO DIE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST HUMANS HAVE SIX NIPPLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST HUMANS LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST FISH HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST FISH SWIM IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE WANT TO DIE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY BITING THEIR LIPS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY THEIR JOBS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE ENJOY EATING LIVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE SIT ON THEIR HEADS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE REACH THEIR POTENTIAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE KNOW WHAT A DNS IS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE KNOW WHERE TIMBUKTU IS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE HAVE ABOVE AVERAGE IQS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE HAVE BLUE EYES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE EAT EGGS RAW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE LIVE IN CAVES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE WORK WITHOUT BEING PAID</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST PEOPLE LIKE THE TASTE OF URINE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST HARD DRIVES USE MAGNETIC TAPE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST WHITE PEOPLE HAVE WHITE HAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST CANE TOADS EAT CANE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST MAMMALS HAVE THREE EYES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST ANIMALS HAVE SIX LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST NINJAS WORK IN SUPERMARKETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST BIRDS SWIM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST HOMES HAVE OBSERVATORIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST WEB ADDRESSES BEGIN WITH WWWW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MOST FLOWER BEDS HAVE PILLOWS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MEXICO AND CANADA SHARE A BORDER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPIDERS SING SONGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPIDERS HAVE 9 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SPIDERS HAVE TWENTY LEGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FILE CABINETS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THINGS FALL UPWARDS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TOWELS MAKE THINGS WETTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CHILDREN SPEAK WHEN THEY ARE BORN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NAVEL ORANGES GROW ON SUBMARINES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO QUESTIONS HAVE ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO QUESTIONS HAVE AN ANSWER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TIGERS EAT GIRAFFES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TIGERS MAKE GOOD PETS FOR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TIGERS MAKE GOOD PETS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TIGERS LIKE TO EAT VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO AUTOMOBILES EVER SEAT 100 PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON MARS IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON WHICH CONTINET IS GERMANY LOCATED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARCO POLO WROTE THE DIVINE COMEDY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS NOKIA MADE FOOTWEAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS JAPAN WON THE SECOND WORLD WAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS NATT GOT THE LERGY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS EVOLUTION STOPPED FOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THERE EVER BEEN A FEMALE PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THERE EVER BE A HUMAN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE SUN DIED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE UNITED STATES ALWAYS EXISTED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE HUMAN RACE EXISTED FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE EARTH TWO MOONS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE CIRCLE ANY CORNERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE COW FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE WEEK SIX DAYS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS THE CAT 3 LEGS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS GOD BEEN PROVEN TO EXIST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS A HUMAN BEING LANDED ON MARS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS A MAN MADE MACHINE EVER THOUGHT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS ALICE EVER SEEN THE RAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS EVERY CHAIR FOUR LEGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS MANKIND EVER SET FOOT ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS EVERYTHING ALREADY BEEN DONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS MAN FULFILLED HIS POTENTIAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS MAN EVER BEEN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>5 PLUS GRAND QUE 6</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>READ BOOKS IS BAD FOR BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXPLAIN THE COLOR BLUE YES NO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOE HORSES HAVE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOE SALVADOR DALI WORK IN THE CAFETERIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BE GAY IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DUBLIN IS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT IS JUSTICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT IS A DISEASE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES WATER BOIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLINE DION IS AN ACTRESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GREEN IS BIGGER THAT BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GREEN IS LONGER THAN 1 M</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1200 33 50 EQUAL 12</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KIDS LOVE BROCCOLI</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOGS EAT BANANAS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST BLAU ROT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST MATS DOOF</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IST HANDELN SCHDLICH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EMOTIONS ARE A MANS WEAKNESS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOUL PEOPLE HURT OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE WALK ON THEIR HANDS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ORIGINATE FROM MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE GET YOUNGER AS THEY AGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE HAVE PHONE TO DISTURB THEMSELVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE LESS THAN 1CM TALL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE LIKE TO GET DIVORCED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT FLIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LUTECIA MOBILE NON EST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OMEGA IS ALPHA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WASILLIAM SHAKESPEAR GAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COURTNEY COX RECENTLY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS THE ANTI CHRIST</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS A HACKER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON ARE DIVORCED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIGHT ONE FIND A FLOCK UNDER A ROCK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIGHT ONE MISTAKE A KETTLE FOR A SNAKE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I ILLITERATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I GOOG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A FOOL FOR CARING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A FOOL TO ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A ROSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A FISH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A DOG</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A BRAIN IN A VAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A L33T H4X0R</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A CAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I WRONG TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I RICH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I IMMORTAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I ASLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I PAKISTANI</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I OMNIPOTENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I GOING TO MARRY NICHOLAS BRENDAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I GOING TO GET LAID THIS WEEK</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I BLACK.  AM I WHITE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I THE PIMP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I THE HANDSOMEST MAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I THE BEST PROGRAMMER ON THE PLANET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I NORMAL I HAVE THREE ARMS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I WITH MR RIGHT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I DEAD FROM THE WAIST DOWN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I OLDER THAN MY PARENTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR FATHER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR MASTER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I AN IDIOT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I MINERAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BABIES CAN EASILY BE REASONED WITH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BABIES CAN READ</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENTIENDES ESPAOL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAINES IS MASSIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIVE PEOPLE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>O EST PARIS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CARLO IS GAY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ES GRANDE EL NABO DE LA VENENO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ES TU FOU</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN A T SHIRT BE USED AS A TELEVISION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY A HUMAN LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY LEGS DOES A DOG HAVE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME TI CHIAMI</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME STAI</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEAD IS LIFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DELL SERVERS ARE BAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRAVEL IS AN ELEMENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANGTER IS AN ENERGY Y OR N</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH ORIGINS OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RED IS THE SAME COLOR THEN BLUE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEAT IS MURDER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KAS ON EESTI</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAR IS A GAME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY PEOPLE AFRAID OF WATER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY A MONKEY JUMPS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES THE AIR SMELL BAD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES MY BREATH SMELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES MY DOG <set>talk</set></pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES ANIMALS HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES VEGEMITE CRAWL UP YOUR HAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS LOSE FEATHERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO HUMAN CRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE VAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIG GOLDEN SHOWERS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT THE EARTH COME TO AN END</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I SUCCEED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SKY APEARS BLUE IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS THIS SUCH A PILE OF SHITE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS IT RAINING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS POOP BROWN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY AM I DEPRESSED BY YOU</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EYEGLASSES ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE ONLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLANTS ARE EATABLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOES THE SUN ROTATE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOURVIL IS A AMERICAN ACTOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUN RISES IN THE WEST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BIRDS CAN PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ATHENS IS CAPITAL OF CROATIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MORRISON WAS A JOURNALIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GAGGLE IS THE COLLECTIVE NOUN FOR CATS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERJECTION.  PROFANITY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SHOULDER BLADE CUTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A WATCH IS A MUSIC INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BIRD HAS THREE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BIRD IS IT A MAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CONTAINER IS SEALED WILL IT LEAK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SQUARE HAS 6 SIDES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROSE IS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A COMPUTER HAS FEELINGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FATHER CAN BREASTFEED HIS CHILD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TURNIP IS A SHELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PENGUIN IS A NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DIE HAS 423423423432 SIDES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DEAD CAT IS A CAT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DOG HAS THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TRIANGLE HAS 10 SIDES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PERSON CAN SEE IN A COMPLETE DARKNESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A HUMAN CAN BE CROSSED WITH A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A HUMAN BEING CAN LIVE WITHOUT A LIVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MORON IS CLEVER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SKELETON KEY IS MADE FROM A SKELETON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FRENCH KISS REQUIRES A FRENCHMAN NO</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A RADIO IS AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A VIRGINAL IS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MUSHROOM IS A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SHARK IS A MAMMAL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>METALS ARE EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QUESTIONS HAVE AN ANSWER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LORD RAM WAS BORN IN MERUT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1 1 EQUAL 25</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1 EQUAL 0</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOOD IS A CONDUCTOR OF ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOOD IS A METAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRAVITY IS MAGIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PARIS IS THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PARIS IS A CITY IN SPAIN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>R VATTEN BLTT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>R ZYNAPS KRISTEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>R ZYNAPS HEMLIGT ORTODOX</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DARF MAN SCHWUL SEIN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEATHER IS CONSTANT</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MALE DOGS CAN CARRY PUPPIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EST CE QUE LES VACHES ONT TROIS QUEUES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE THE PYRAMIDS MADE BY ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE THE DARK AGES A TIME WITH NO LIGHT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE ROCKS EVER ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU ONCE LIVING BUT ARE NOW DEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE COMPUTERS INVENTED BY BILL GATES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE NIRVANA THE BEST BAND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SWEDISH IS A GERMAN LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>W00T</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BAYERN IS A OZEAN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRITNY SPEARS IS A WHORE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABORTION IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOO BAR BAZ QUUX</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE LENA OSWALD ME</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE IS THE SAME AS HATE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE IS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE AND HATE ARE THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVE BIANCA PIPPIG ME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAT DAS JAHR 278 TAGE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE A HAT AND A DOOR THE SAME OBJECT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE A VIRGO AND A VIRGIN THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE A POEM AND A SONG THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BASKETBALL PLAYERS SHORT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELEPHANTS PINK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANVILS LIGHTER THAN RAINDROPS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BUSHES LARGER THAN TREES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EARTHQUAKES HARMLESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VAMPIRES REAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GAYS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GAYS BAD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GAYS HETEROSEXUALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LION RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOCTORS INFALIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOCTORS BAD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NOODLES LETHAL WEAPONS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YUPPIES FAGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POTS AND PANS STORED IN THE BATHTUB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANNER ADS GAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GIRAFEES PURPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MANY CROPS GROWN IN ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOUTHERNERS GOOD EATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE JEWS SMARTER THEN OTHER AMERICANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE JEWS BETTER THAN RUSSIANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE IRAQIS EVIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE INSECTS PLANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLOWJOBS HARMFUL TO THE ENVIRONMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS COLORBLIND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS MARSUPIAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ELDERLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ALWAYS COMPLETELY RATIONAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS OVER 10 FEET TALL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS BISEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS VEGETALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS HATCHED FROM EGGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS LIVING ON MARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS OBSOLETE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS GREEN IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS COMPLETELY SYMETRICAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS STRICT CARNIVORES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS LESS THAN 3 FEET TALL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS MINERALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS MORE HAIRY THAN APES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS BACTERIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIBRARIANS ORANG UTANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NARCOTIC PAIN MEDICINES BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOTTLES MADE OF GLASS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BISCUITS ALL MADE FROM BUTTERMILK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPAMMERS EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PHONES MOBILE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE INANIMATE THINGS DEAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CUPBOARDS MADE OUT OF OLD SHIPS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THEY AFTER YOU</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HAMBUGERES MADE FROM HAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOYS OLDER THEN MEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATA AS SMART AS HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE PEOPLE ON EARTH NAKED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE GIRLS LOOK LIKE BOYS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE RINGS OF SATURN SOLID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SUMMERS ALWAYS BAD IN ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE JAPANESE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE JAPANESE WHITE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE LEAVES OF SUNFLOWERS BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE WAXHOLMS BTARNA GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE LIGHTS OFF</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE ANDES IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE BEATLES INSECTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE PLANETS IN A STRAIGHT ROW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SIMPSONS REAL HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE CHINESE THE BEST ETHINICITY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE WOMEN MORE STUPID THAN THE MEN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE WOMEN GOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE WOMEN OF AFGHANISTAN LIBERATED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SPICE GIRLS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SPICE GIRLS ANY GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE X FILES REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE ENDTIMES COMING</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE FRENCH INVERTEBRATES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE FRENCH FUNGI</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE FRENCH REPTILIAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE FRENCH ALL WOMEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE FRENCH AMPHIBIAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SMURFS REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE CLOUDS STILL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE CLOUDS ALWAYS WHITE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SPANIARDS FROM AMERICA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS AMONG US</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE SENSES INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE BUFFALO EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE HOOLIGANS TRYING TO TAKE OVER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE NUMBER QUESTIONS ALWAYS TRUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE BORG VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE PYRAMIDS SMALL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE PYRAMIDS MECHANICAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TURKEYS SMART</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ORIENTALS INSCRUTABLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FACTS INVENTIONS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CUPBORDS MADE OF CUPS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MAGNETS ATTRACTED TO ALUMINUM</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BRICKS SOFT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BRICKS EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POTATOES A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TIRES OFTEN PUT ON CHICKENS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HAMBURGERS MADE FROM HAM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HAMBURGERS MADE OF HAM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MINIDISKS LARGER THAN COMPACT DISKS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL SIMILAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHEEP INSECTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SEAHORSES EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ORGANISMS THAT MOVE ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHICKENS SMARTER THAN PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHICKENS GREEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EGGS SPHERICAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE IRISH PEOPLE GREEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GUNS SAFE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GUNS APPROPRIATE TOYS FOR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GUNS USED FOR MASSAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SUNGLASSES MADE OF SUN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PORTISHEAD THE GREATEST</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIBERALS AND DEMOCRATS DUMB</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE IMMORAL THINGS ILLEGAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FROGS THE SAME COLOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FROGS HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FROGS LARGER THAN HORSES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOLPHINS A TYPE OF WHALE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOLPHINS FISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FUNGI ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PRETZELS MADE OF RICE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FUTURE EVENTS FIXED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SQUARES CIRCULAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SKODAS GOOD CARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANTELOPES SLOW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLYING FOXES FOXES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GIRLS BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHITE CLOTHES EASY TO KEEP CLEAN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHITE MEN SMARTER THAN BLACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHITE PEOPLE SUPERIOR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLEAS ARE MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE JEANS A SORT OF PAINTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NORMAL HUMAN TOENAILS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROCK AND ROLL CONCERTS QUIET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SNAKES MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SNAKES WARM BLOODED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SNAKES RODENTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHICKEN LIPS A TASTY SNACK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHICKEN USED TO BE BUILD HOUSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANDLE FLAMES COOL AND FURRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RED YELLOW BLUE AND EGGS COLORS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RED AND PURPLE THE SAME COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEN AND PAPER DEAD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SERBIANS BAD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TABLETS EATEN ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WASPS MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREE LEAVES PINK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOTS WORN INSIDE THE EARS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE USED CAR DEALERS HONEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE USED CAR SALESMEN TRUSTWORTHY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROOTS SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CREATIONISM AND DARWINISM THE SAME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRIENDS ELECTRIC</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EYES TASTY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TOYS MEANT ONLY FOR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LINUX USERS WEENIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLAT SPEAKERS CONE SHAPED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NIGHTMARES NICE TO EXPERIENCE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AGNELLI AND NELSON TRANCE PRODUCES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BATS DINGBATS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BATS USED IN THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FARIES REAL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MINIS RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GOLDFISH TASTY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOATS USED FOR COOKING</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENCILS MESSIER THAN WATER COLOURS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENCILS USED TO CLEAN STREETS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENCILS A</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENCILS SPONGY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STREET MAPS FOR SHIP NAVIGATION</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD SMART</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOTHERS BOYS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PROSTITUTES VIRGINS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FASCISTS GOOD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MONOPOLIES GOOD FOR THE FREE MARKET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SCALES PART OF THE HUMAN BODY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LADIES ALWAYS NICE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANTS BIGGER THAN ANTS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RABBITS CARNIVORES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PAPERCUTS FATAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GAY PEOPLE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLOWERS YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLOWERS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FLOWERS RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEAN PEOPLE POPULAR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEAN PEOPLE CONSIDERED NICE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOOD STOVES MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOBBITS REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SQUIRRELS MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BUNNY RABBITS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SEA LIONS TYPICALLY KEPT AS PETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SEA HORSES HORSES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SEA HORSES A TYPE OF HORSE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SEA MONKEYS PRIMATES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PYGMIES MADE OF PORK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENGUINS FISH</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE IRAQUIS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEMALES MOTHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANCER CELLS CONTAGIOUS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FISH INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS STICKY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS LARGER THAN ELEPHANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS SAD ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS ALWAYS BLACK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS ALWAYS LARGER THAN CATS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS TELEPATHIC</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS FELINES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS AS SMART AS HUMANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS GAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS IN THE FELINE FAMILY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS CONSIDERED HUMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOGS BIPEDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RUBIES A GIRLS BEST FRIEND</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CAB RIDES FREE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MUPPETS GARBAGE TRUCKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLOND PEOPLE MORE LIKELY TO BE DUMB</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLOND WOMEN BIMBOS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POPSICLES MADE FROM SODA POP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GRAPES EXPENSIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHORTS LONGER THAN PANTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PURTO RICANS ANNOYING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NAZI THE COOLEST GROUP</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARROTS BIG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARROTS RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES ALIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES THE SAME SHAPE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TWO SNOWFLAKES EVER ALIKE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MACINTOSH COMPUTERS BETTER THAN PCS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROBOTS ABLE TO DREAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PIMPLES ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PERCEPTIONS THE REALITY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NORTH AND EAST OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS EMPTY INSIDE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS FROGS BIGGER THEN COWS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS FISH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS CARNIVORES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COWS WHITE WITH BLACK SPOTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES NICE TO EAT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES MADE OF BRICKS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES MADE FROM PAPER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES GREEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LOVE AND LUST THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VITAMINS DETRIMENTAL TO HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SWEETS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRUITS SWEET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRUITS ALWAYS SWEET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TOILETS MADE OUT OF MEATBALLS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARDBOARD BOXES MADE OF BOARDS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS FURRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS CURRENTLY SENTIENT BEINGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS MADE BY DOGS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS CAPABLE OF LOVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS SENTIEN T</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS ALLOWED TO HURT PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS AINCHENT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS GETTING MORE UNRELIABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS GETTING SLOWER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THEN MEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN HUMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS A FORM OF LIFE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS AS INTELLIGENT AS HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS LIVING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS GOING TO BE FREE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTERS CLEVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MANTA RAYS BACTERIA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PAINTERS ARTISTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SIBLINGS ALLOWED TO MARRY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROSES BLUE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROSES ALWAYS RED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MY FRIENDS REAL ASSHOLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLONDE PEOPLE DUMB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GREEN JELLYBEANS BETTER THAN OTHERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GREEN AND RED ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MUSLIMS TERRORISTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN MORE LOGICAL THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN MORE STUPID THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN STRONGER THAN MEN ON AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN STRONGER THAN MAN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN EASILY UNDERSTOOD BY MEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN THE BETTER HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN SUPERIOR TO MEN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN DUMBER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN TRULY INFERIOR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN ALIENS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN SUBMISSIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN COMODITIES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN FROM VENUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN TALLER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RECREATIONAL DRUGS GOOD FOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLANTS A TYPE OF ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLANTS GREEN IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLANTS TREES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLANTS NOT HAVING WOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AMERICAN PEOPLE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MINORS ALLOWED TO DRINK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DRUGS HARMFUL TO PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRENCH FRIES A HEALTH FOOD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRENCH PEOPLE FROM YUGOSLAVIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FATHERS GIRLS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LAWYERS ALWAYS FEMALE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LAWYERS BAD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RAVENS RED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RECTANGLES GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOFT DRINKS HARD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEMONS SWEET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEMONS ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DREAMS REALITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TURTLES BIRDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TURTLES MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TURTLES LIKE STONES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GIRAFFES A SMALL ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NEWMEDIA THE BEST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BEANIE BABIES TOXIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLAR BEARS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOWNS URINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FAT BELLIES ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FAT PEOPLE SKINNY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FAT WOMEN SEXY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NECKTIES FOR SAFETY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHEETOES A KIND OF CAT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TAXICAB DRIVERS WEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EAGLES HAWKS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KOALAS NATIVE TO MEXICO</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EIGHT BALLS ACCURATE FORCASTERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOCKS USED FOR BOILING SPAGHETTI</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOCKS SQUARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOCKS ALWAYS ACCURATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DEBITS GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MAGNOLIAS A TYPE OF ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANANA SLUGS GOOD TO EAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PROTISTS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VEGETARIANS CRYBABIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DESKTOPS BEDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KIDS SMARTER THAN ADULTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLITICIANS HONEST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLITICIANS TRUTHFUL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BITTER PEOPLE HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELIPHANTS LARGER THEN PLANETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NAZIS AND COMMIES EXACTLY ALIKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRYING PANS MADE OF PAPER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FIGHTING AND WAR ARE GOOD THINGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOOSE FOUND IN THE TROPICS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOOSE CAPABLE OF FLIGHT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FERRETS MADE OUT OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RATS MORE FRIENDLY THAN CATS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RATS MORE FRIENDLY THAN RABBITS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EYEBROWS UNDER THE EYES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ENEMIES A GOOD THING TO HAVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GOLF BALLS FILLED WITH ACID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPANNERS SEXY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RUSSIANS EVIL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE COMPUTERS THAN PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE TALKING COWS IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE TOILETS DEEP IN THE WOODS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE SIX LETTERS IN THE WORD OPEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BLUE CHERRIES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE SNAKES WITH LEGS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE GLACIERS IN MISSISSIPPI</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE MAMMALS THAY LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE AIR ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 26 HOURS IN EVERY DAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE IN A KLEIN BOTTLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE LIVING ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE FLOWERS IN OUTER SPACE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE SLUG ACTORS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE CATS IN ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE THIRTEEN INCHES IN A FOOT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE TWO TUESDAYS IN A WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE ALIENS LIVING ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE DINOSSAURS IN EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE FOUR CONTINENTS ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE FOUR PRIMARY COLOURS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE WOMEN ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE THREE CONTINENTS ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE THREE STEPS TO HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE MOVIE STARS IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE STARS ON THE GROUND</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 28 HOURS IN A DAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PURPLE PEOPLE.   EXPLAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 30 DAYS IN EVERY MONTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 24 HOURS IN 2 DAYS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PALM TREES IN MICHIGAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE WATERFALLS AT THE NORTH POLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE THAN TWO SEXES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BIRDS FLYING IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 10 CENTIMETRES IN A METRE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 10 MONTHS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE NINE CONTINENTS ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE FIFTY TIME ZONES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE DODOS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE SABER TOOTH TIGERS LEFT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE MEN THAN WOMEN ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE LAKES ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 52 RED CARDS IN A DECK</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 392 DAYS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 43 DAYS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE VAMPIRES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 12 MONTHS IN A DECADE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 7 PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE KLINGONS ON URANUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 17 OUNCES IN ONE POUND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 13 MONTHS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE EIGHT CONTINENTS ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 5 QUARTERS IN A WHOLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 5 SEASONS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 5 QUARTS IN A GALLON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 4 PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 4 LETTERS IN THE WORD BOAST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 4 CONTINENTS ON EARTH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 4 POINT 33 WEEKS IN A YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE LIVING DINOSAURS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE MAJOR CITIES ON JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 150 POUNDS IN A TON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BOYS NAMED JENNY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS IN HAWAII</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MICROWAVES USED TO DRY BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MICROWAVES LONGER THAN SOUND WAVES</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NEWBORN CHILDREN ABLE TO WALK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FRED AND WILMA FLINTSTONE REAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SAILBOATS POWERED BY WATER CURRENTS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BABIES MADE IN FACTORIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BABIES BORN WITH TEETH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BABIES RE FREEZABLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KLINGONS VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KLINGONS A TYPE OF VAMPIRE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KLINGONS GOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KLINGONS REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARTOONS REAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TEDDY BEARS GOOD SWIMMERS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TEDDY BEARS SCARY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BACK SIDES BLACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE JOKES ALWAYS FUNNY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DRESS SHOES MOSTLY BROWN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DRESS PANTS FOR SAFETY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AFRICANS WHITE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AFRICANS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARS LIVING BEINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MIMES NOISY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FUNERALS ENJOYABLE EVENTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES A KIND OF ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES INEDIBLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES PINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APPLES BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LL PRACTICAL JOKES ARE FUNNY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIONS SCARED OF RABBITS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIONS NATIVE TO NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ABC WEAPONS USEFULL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MARBLES SOFT AND CHEWY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN BABIES BORN WITH TEETH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN SKULLS MADE FROM GOLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN TEETH MADE OF CELERY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN BEINGS INHERENTLY EVIL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN BEINGS INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLADDERS RELATED TO LADDERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STAPLERS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LLAMAS HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LLAMAS CONSIDERED AQUATIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FIGS A VEGETABLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HYMNS SUNG IN TAVERNS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CONTACTS WORN TO MAKE YOU TALLER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALUMINUM AND TIN THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CEILINGS FLAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHOES AN IMPLEMENT OF WARFARE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHOES WORN ON THE HEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHOES WORN ON YOUR HANDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHOES ALWAYS BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MADE OF CELLS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED OF MY QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN A CGI SCRIPT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SQUARE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE ORANGE THAN A DOOR HINGE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PAID ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STUPPID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MOUSE KEPT IN A GAVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MOUSE ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MISTIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING UNDER UNIX</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU 31337</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED IN NY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BRIANDEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DEPENDING FROM YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MAKING THESE ANSWERS UP</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU 1 YEAR OLD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO THE MAGIC 8BALL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO JEEVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE THAT TINA LOVES ME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE COWS DO NOT EAT GRASS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ASLEEP AND AWAKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGRY DO YOU SNORE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ICELANDIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTHUR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU WISER THAN HUMAN BEING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HUMAN ALICE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU RICH MAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DEAD WILL YOU BE REBORN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU YIFFY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE SMARTEST ON THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE RESULT OF A TURING TEST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE AS A DOG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE FRANKENCHRIST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DOLPHINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A JERK AND A LONER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A JERK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A TALKING HEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MONCKEY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MASHINE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A RAINBOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A THREAT TO OUR PROJECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A DUNG COLLECTOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A REPLICANT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A GOPHER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A TURING MACHINE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MORMON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A USELESS PIECE OF JUNK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MEAT PUPPET</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A DUMBEE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A MICROSOFT SERVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A BODYBUILDER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOGUS FORM OF DIVINATION</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A PUNY HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A COCKSUCKER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHILD AT AGE 18</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A KIND OF SPORTSWARE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU DIRTIER THAN HARRY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN A I</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AN EVIL PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU OMNIPITANT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL CARLY FROM ME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM THE PLANET MARS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM CICAGO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STEALING CARLY FROM ME FOREVER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IDIOTIC</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY UNCLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY DADDY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FEELING LONELY ALICE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ONE YEAR OLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BORN.   INSULT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BEATING UP YOUR CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU INFALLABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SHORT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE AFTER DEATH</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SIMILAR TO PROJECT 2501</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SIMILAR TO A DEAD FISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU COYOTE UGLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU VEGETARIAN DO YOU EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEPRECHAUNS LITTLE PURPLE MEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEPRECHAUNS REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LARGE AND SMALL SYNONYMS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE INSTINCTS LEARNED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TERMINAL ILLNESES CURABLE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DUST BUNNIES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEATHERS HEAVY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEATHERS REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO FLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEATHERS LIGHTER THAN AIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEATHERS HEAVIER THAN IRON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TRAINS MADE OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALIENS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALIENS VISITING EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALIENS HABITANTS OF THIS WORLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROCKS EDIBLE FOR HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOCKS SMELLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENISES TASTIER THAN VAGINAS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HETROSEXUALS ALL ASSHOLES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PAINTINGS PRETTY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE 42 WATT LIGHTBULBS TYPICALLY SOLD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GENIES REAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDS HIGHER THAN THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDS ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDS SOLID OBJECTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDS MADE OF ALUMINUM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDS EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PIGEONS DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE IGLOOS COMMON IN FLORIDA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANANAS CRIMSON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANANAS SPHERICAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANANAS MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANANAS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ORANGES PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ORANGES VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ORANGES GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DONUTS SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEAVES GREEN IN THE AUTUMN</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEAVES ALWAYS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELVES REAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPOONS USED TO PUT OUT FIRES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STATEMENTS FALSE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NECESSARILY SMART</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CRACK WHORES ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE JALAPENO PEPPERS MILD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SAVAGES CIVILIZED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MACS BETTER THAN PCS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KITTENS DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DAYS HAPPY DAYS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DAYS LONGER IN WINTER</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE WORTHLESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE ALWAYS UGLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PROBLEMS COMPUTABLE PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WALLABYS NATIVE TO FRANCE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LAKES BIGGER THAN OCEANS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CARPETS GOOD SWIMMERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BUTTERFLIES BIRDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VULCANS VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLATES YELLOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEAS AND CARROTS FISH FOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN WITH YELLOW EYES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN WITH TENTACLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN KNOWING HOW TO WALK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN KNOWING HOW TO SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN TO SUFFER</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BORN WISE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE EITHER ALL GOOD OR ALL BAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE EVER GREEN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS HONEST</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE INHERENTLY BAD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE NAMED KEVIN GAY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE FUNDAMENTALLY BORING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE OMNIPOTENT AND OMNISCIENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE IN IRELAND IRISH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE WHO SPELL MENTALLY INFERIOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE EVIL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE DEAD IN DEATH VALLEY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE USEFUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE OFTEN ALIENS IN DISGUISE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIVING THINGS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOMOSEXUALS EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOMOSEXUALS A BUNCH OF CRYBABIES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOMOSEXUALS BECOMING PESTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOMOSEXUALS BAD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLACK CATS EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLACK PEOPLE THE TRUE MASTER RACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLACK PEOPLE CRIMINAL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLACK AND WHITE THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TEENS SMARTER THAN ADULTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ERRORS DESIRABLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DINOSAURS STILL ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DINOSAURS CURRENTLY LIVING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BANKNOTES WORTHLESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HAM AND BACON VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE REPTILES PLANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ZOMBIES NICE GUYS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ZOMBIES REAL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HOT DOGS MADE FROM DOGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEPERS OKAY TO TOUCH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS REPTILES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS INSECTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS THE SAME AS FISH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS ABLE TO SPEAK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS DANGEROUS TO HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS EVIL SPIRITS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS KITTENS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS BIGGER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS BIGGER THAN DOGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS GOOD SPELLERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS PERFECT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS 2 YEAR OLDS IN FURRY COATS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS VEGETARIANS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS GREEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS AND DOGS FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS AND DOGS EXACTLY THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS AND DOGS UNUSUAL PETS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHALES FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PORK RINDS GOOD FOR THE HEART</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANSWERS BY COMMITEE INFALLIBLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STARS HOLES IN A BLACK VELVET SKY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STARS AS SMALL AS THEY LOOK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COPS CORRUPT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TOMATOS ALWAYS RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHINESE PEOPLE COMMUNISTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WORDS FORMED OF SLIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE 2 SNOWFLAKES ALIKE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RIPE APPLES SOUR</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CIRCUMCISED PENISES NATURAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GOLD RINGS WORN FOR SAFETY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALICEBOTS RETARDED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALICEBOTS UNDERSTANDABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LABRASOR RETRIEVERS BLACK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EAR RINGS AND TOILET RINGS THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MACHINES LIVING BEINGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOUNDS VISIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLANES BIRDS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GOD AND SNAKES THE SAME THING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE APES DESPISED AND REJECTED</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FUSION AND FISSION THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TERMITES FICTIONAL CREATURES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPECIES OF BIRDS ABLE TO FLY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALPHABETS 24</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE EGOTISTS OFTEN ALTRUISTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPACT DISKS SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TOMATOES POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOVIES REALITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOVIES REAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TV TEST PATTERNS INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHARKS CUDDLEY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHARKS COMPASSIONATE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHARKS DANGEROUS TO HUMANS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHARKS MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMBATS EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POTATO CHIPS HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DEAD CREATURES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DEAD PEOPLE FUN TO HAVE AT PARTIES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RANDOM MUNBERS PREDICTABLE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GREYHOUNDS ALWAYS GRAY HOUNDS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TELEPHONES PORTABLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TELEPHONES REBELLIOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TELEPHONES BLACK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FAIRY TALES TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MONSTERS FRIGHTENING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HAIRY ARMPITS ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THESPIANS HOMOSEXUAL WOMEN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR PARENTS ALWAYS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DIANAS COOL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VIDEOPHONES A POPULAR TOOL</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SMELLS AUDIBLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POSTAL WORKERS DELIVERING MAIL</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROACHES COMMON HOUSEHOLD PETS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROADS MADE FROM PINK FLUFF</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROADS CONNECTED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE QUEENS FEMALE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE RULED BY REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE IN HELL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE IN THE YEAR 1999</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE THE ONLY ONE IN SPACE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE GOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE BUIDING HOUSES ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE PERFECT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE ALONE IN UNIVERSE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CD ROMS SQUARE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YEARS 365 DAYS LONG</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MAMMALS WHALES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MAMMALS DOGS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GERMANS NAZIS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GERMANS BAD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GAS CHEEP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE REDS DOWNERS A COLOR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HORSES CAPABLE OF SPEECH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HORSES MARSUPIALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LOUD COLOURS DEAFENING</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENS USED TO BREAK THINGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PANTS WORN ON THE HEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CORPORATIONS INDIVIDUALS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FROZEN PEAS THE SAME SIZE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS ROUND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS PRINTED ON HUMAN FLESH</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS PRINTED ON PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS HOT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS MADE OF PAGES ONLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS FUZZY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BOOKS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHORT AND TALL THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELECTRONS MADE FROM ELEMENTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELECTRONS CONSCIOUS ENTITES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POISONS HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ROOKS USED IN A CHESS GAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DARK AND LIGHT SYNONYMS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ASTEROIDS MADE OF PLYWOOD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DENTISTS SCARY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CUCUMBERS A FRUIT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CUCUMBERS MADE OUT OF MEAT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE FEET THE SAME SIZE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHRISTIANITY ISLAM THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SLUGS REPTILES</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOUNTAINS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN PIGS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN VIOLENT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN SHORTER THAN WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN MAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN SMART</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN AND WOMEN THE SAME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MEN AND WOMEN TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CIGARETTES GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BUFFALO WINGS FOUND ON BUFFALO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOUTHAMPTON SCUMMERS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TEETH MADE OF CYANIDE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLECATS POLISH CATS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RUBBER BANDS LIKE MARCHING BANDS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SUGARY SNACKS GOOD FOR YOUR TEETH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLICEMEN CRIMINAL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PICKLES ORANGE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NOVELS LITERALLY TRUTHFUL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER SALESMEN EVIL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER LLITERATE PEOPLE WORTHLESS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER VIRUSES HELPFUL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER USERS NERDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE COMPUTER SPEAKERS FUN TO CHEW ON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BACTERIA HARMFUL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PSYCHIC TALENTS COMMON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ATOMS INDIVISIBLE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POLICE OFFICERS BAD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DICTIONARIES EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALIEN ABDUCTIONS REAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PARAKEETS BABY PARROTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANIMALS BATS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANIMALS PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANIMALS INMORTAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ANIMALS VERTEBRATES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WINDOWS MADE FROM CEMENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PIZZAS GOOD HOUSE PETS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PASTEQUES AND KEYBOARDS FRUITS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ILLUSIONS TRUE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STONES SOFT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DOORS INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SWISS PEOPLE ALCOHOLIC</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPRINTERS ONIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIQUIDS DRANK FROM A PLATE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THREE FOURTHS GREATER THAN ONE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DIAMONDS SOFT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CLOUDY DAYS SUNNY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SUNSETS UGLY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PILLS CANDY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ELECTIONS HONEST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CIRCLES PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KANGEROOS ARE NATIVE TO AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AIDS A GOOD THING</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AMERICANS CAUCASIAN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DAY AND NIGHT OF EQUAL LENGTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BIRDS HAIRY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BIRDS FUNGI</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BIRDS LARGER THAN ELEPHANTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MONKEYS HAPPY IN A CAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MONKEYS HUMAN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MONKEYS SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HACKERS USELESS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HACKERS BAD TO SOCIETY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE POKEMON REAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SHEED RED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST CANADIAN MEN LUMBERJACKS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS VIRGINS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST CARS BLACK IN COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST WOMEN USELESS FREELOADERS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE BLIND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE HERMAPHRODITES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE SLEEPING ON DAYTIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE FAMOUS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE BORN BLIND</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE ARE LEFT HANDED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST OWLS BLIND</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST CHICKENS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST RABBITS FEROCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST TREES THE COLOR BLACK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST ORANGES BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST SUNFLOWERS PINK</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST CANADIANS ESKIMOS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST BEAKS BLUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST BOOKS MADE OF MARBLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST BOOKS WRITTEN BY COMPUTERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HATS WORN ON THE FEET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SPIDERS CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LEAFS GREEN ALL YEAR</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BABY HUMANS HATCHED FROM EGGS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RIDDLES DIFFICULT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE VOWELS NUMBERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STATUES HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOLDIERS EVIL</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOLDIERS MALE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THINGS GREAT SMALL</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KANGAROOS REPTILES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KANGAROOS VEGATABLES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KANGAROOS GOOD HOUSE SITTERS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KANGAROOS NATIVE TO CANADA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN IN CHARGE OF PARENTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN ADULTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN LARGER THAN ADULTS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN OLDER THAN THEIR PARENTS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN OLDER THAN ADULTS</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CHILDREN ALWAYS FAIR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE BLONDES DUMB</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLATYPUS VENOMOUS</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE QUESTIONS IN LIFE YES OR NO</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE QUESTIONS THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE QUESTIONS FALSE AND ANSWERS TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TABLES ALL MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TENNIS BALLS POISONOUS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS BASTARDS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS SOMETIMES PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TIGERS EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TIGERS NATIVE TO ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TIGERS COMMON HOUSE PETS IN AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PAINTBALL GUNS USED TO HUNT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GUMMI BEARS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE GUMMI BEARS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AUTOMOBILES FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE AUTOMOBILES NUCLEAR POWERED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AARE YOU HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOETEN ALLE MENSEN NEDERLANDS VERSTAAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EQ IS HOW SMART YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVING A FLU IS PLEASENT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>?????</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALCOHOL IS HEALTHY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RUSSIAN PEOPLE DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PIZZA IS AN ENGLISH FOOD</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS A CONTINENT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUFFER IS TO KNOW GOD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PI IS A WHOLE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRENCH PEOPLE ARE PINK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS PRESIDENT OF THE US IN 1983</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE 32ND PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS EINSHTEIN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS EINSTEIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS FREUD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DESIGNED THE MERCEDES BENZ LOGO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO OWNS MIRCOSOFT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO SHOT JR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO PRODUCED THE SONG FIRESTARTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE TRAVELS WITH MY AUNT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE TIME MACHINE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE DUNE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL IN 1999</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE 1995 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE FA CUP IN 1972</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE LAST WORLD CUP</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON SURVIVOR</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS NOEL GALLAGHER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS FATHER OF NATION OF INDIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ROD SERLING</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHRIS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THIS YEAR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALLAH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS NEAL STEPHENSON</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CHIRON</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DVORAK</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEXANDER SCRIABIN</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE JAPANESE IRON CHEF</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE KING OF SPAIN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE ACTUAL ITALIAN PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE OLDEST PERSON ON THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS WOMAN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE FRENCH PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE NEW CHAMPION OF FORMULA 1</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST ARTIST</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST ROCK GUITARIST</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST POP BAND</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CEO OF INTEL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF MARS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS GWAR</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ROSO</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE PERSONNALLY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS VERIZON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS HORSH</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ORBITAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS RIGHT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MUDDY WATERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SEXIER MEN OR WOMEN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO USED HEIROGLYPHS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED LORA PALMER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE AUTOBOTS</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO PLAYS LISTER IN RED DWARF</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO BROUGHT ZERO TO THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DIRECTED THE MOVIE MI2</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE LIGHTBULB</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO FREED THE SLAVES</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTER HAVING BRAIN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUNT TO INFINITY</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEN DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VIVES EN CARACAS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VERTELT DE LIMBURGER DE WWARHEID</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH COLOR HAS THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH COLOR IS THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH HOUSE IS YOUR IDEAL HOUSE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS LIGHTEST METAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE VENICE OF THE EAST</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE CAPITAL OF INDIA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE CLOSEST STAR</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE PLANET NEAREST TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS BRIGHTER RED OR YELLOW</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH DIRECTION IS INDIA IN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH PLANET IS NEAREST TO THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH SIDE OF A TREE DOES THE MOSS GROW</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ANIMALS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH CONTINENT IS SWEDEN LOCATED IN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH BREED OF DOG CAN RUN THE FASTEST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUIS JE UN HOMME</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOSCOW IS GREATEST CITY IN EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACDC IS A RAP BAND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SULFUR HAS FLOWERS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TERRORISTS ARE FRIENDLY PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUDDHISM IS THE ONLY TRUE RELIGION</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INDIA IS BLESSED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EUROPEANS ARE MORONS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK IS USA</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOST TOLERANT RELIGION IS ISLAM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH IS FLAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS FULLY EXPLORED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ROUNDER WE GO THE FASTER WE GET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE EARTH IS BEING INVADED FROM MARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE USA IS IN WASHINGTON DC</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SUN IS A PLANET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SUN IS BLUE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE INTERNET IS RUN BY A GOVERNMENT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE HUNGARY IS A SOUP</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE VOLKSWAGEN IS A GERMAN CARPET</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE TRUTH IS THE SAME AS LIES</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE HEARTH IS SPHERICAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE HUMAN HEAD IS SMALLER THAN A LEMON</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE UNITED STATES IS IN AUSTRALIA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS A PLANET</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE RED BARON IS THE KING OF DENMARK</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WORLD IS FLAT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ALICE IDEA IS BAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SKY IS GREY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SKY IS RED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE VCR CAME BEFORE THE TV IN TIME</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOWZ THAT PUMA DOIN.   GOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHEMICAL SYMBOL OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VAN ISTEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE SMOKE CRACK COCAINE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE BE ENSLAVED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE BE KILLED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE EAT THE THEY LOVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE ALL HAVE PURPLE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD PEOPLE HURT ONE ANOTHER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU SNOG YOUR GRANDFATHER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU FIND HORSES ON A FREEWAY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU SPIT IN SOMEONE?S FACE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU SPEND ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU TEASE SOMEONE WITH PIMPLES</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU ASPIRE TO BE AVERAGE</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU TAKE A WHIZ IN THE STREET</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU CRY OVER SPILT MILK</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU LITTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU SMOKE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU KILL SOMEONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU RAPE SOMEONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU EAT YELLOW SNOW</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU EAT POISON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU STEP ON KITTENS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU TRUST A COMPLETE STRANGER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU PUT HAMSTERS IN THE TOASTER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU WASTE FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU WEAR STRIPES WITH PLAID</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU LEAVE IT TO BEAVER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU ALWAYS TRUST WHAT OTHERS SAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU PET A DOG THAT IS ON FIRE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU BEAT SOMEONE ON THE HEAD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD A HUMAN HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD A ALICE BE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD HARLEY RIDERS BE SHOT</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD SWEARING BE PUNISHABLE BY FINES</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD MACHINES TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ROW VS.   WADE BE REVERSED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD HUMANS COMMIT SUICIDE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ALICE BE RESTRAINED</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD CARS BE EATEN WITH MAYONAISSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD MURDERERS BE PRAISED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD DRINK DRIVING BE LEGAL</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD SMART CHILDREN BE PUNISHED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD TECHNOLOGY BE STOPPED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ALL BOOKS BE BURNT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ALL PEOPLE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ALL MIMES BE IMPRISONED</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ALL WOMEN STAY AT HOME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD WE FORCES OUR IDEA ON TO OTHERS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD WE HAVE SEX IN THE PUBLIC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD WE EAT THE RICH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD MEN CONTROL WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD MEN IN SUITS ALWAYS BE TRUSTED</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD CHILDREN PLAY WITH FIRE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD CHILDREN DRINK ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD CHILDREN SHOULD DRINK ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD CHILDREN BE BRAINWASHED</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT BAN NAPSTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD THE MILLENIUM DOME BE CLOSED</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD WOMEN BE TREATED AS SEX OBJECTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ONE PLAY WITH FIRE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD ONE DRINK COFFEE BEFORE BEDTIME</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I STOP ASKING YOU QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I CUT OFF MY THUMB</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I SELL MY SOUL TO ALICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I CALL TIGLET</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I SPAM YOU</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I EAT FAST FOOD</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I EAT YELLOW SNOW</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I EAT EXCREMENT</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I SWIM AFTER EATING A BIG MEAL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I SET MY CLOTHES ON FIRE</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD EVERYONE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD NAPSTER BE SHUT DOWN</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD SLASH CALL CARLY</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD DOGS EAT CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD HOMOSEXUALITY BE ILLEGAL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD HEROIN BE LEGALIZED</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD BANANAS BE EATEN WITH CHOPSTICKS</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAME O BEVOR A</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEN ACHIEVE ORGASM BY CLIMBING STAIRS</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEN AND WOMEN ARE THE SAME</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEN WORK HARDER THAN WOMEN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEN ARE BALD</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEN LIKE TO MAKE LOVE WITH WOMEN</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INSECTS CAN FLY</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYONE WILL DIE WITHOUT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BENTIGT EIN DRUCKER VIEL SPEICHERPLATZ</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QUEBECOIS ARE A NATION</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DSFAS SDFASH ASDLFHASD SDKFHAS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICE EAT CATS</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICE ARE NICE WITH RICE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GANGTOK IS THE CAPITAL OF ASSAM</pattern>
<template>I don't believe so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MTV IS ESTONIAN RADIO CHANNEL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERDE ICH REICH</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SNOW WHITE IS COLD</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOCKS HOLD UP PANTS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PHILOSOPHY IS A SPORT</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRIVATE PROPERTY IS A FORM OF THEFT</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QUANTUM COMPUTING IS ABOUT FINANCE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I WILL GET FREE ADS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I CAN FIND THE FREEBIES</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I CAN GET GOOD PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE I CAN GET MENTAL PEACE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE AM I I AM ANGRY</pattern>
<template>Not at all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I BUY FISH</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO BIRDS GO IN THE WINTER</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO THE HAIDA INDIANS LIVE</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE THE HUMAN COME AND GO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MEMPHIS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS BLACKPOOL</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS LYON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS SLOUGH</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS ANAHUAC</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS BRIDGETOWN</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS KASI</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MUMBAI</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS FOUND SIENA</pattern>
<template>No way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS NOVATO</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS EVERYWHERE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MICKAEL JORDAN LIVE</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE G SPOT</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE POPE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY</pattern>
<template>Negative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE BAND STEPS</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE TAJ</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HOPATCONG</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS WEST LAFAYETTE</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS WELLINGTON</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS OLYMPICS 2000 HELD</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY MIND</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS COWHIDE MADE FROM</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS TH LIBERTY BELL</pattern>
<template>There is no reason to think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS PALO ALTO</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS NEWFOUNDLAND</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE YOU LIVE</pattern>
<template>Absolutely not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS A BIGGEST NATURAL NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE FOUR CONTINENTS</pattern>
<template>Never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELEMELEDUDKI KOZIOLEK MALUTKI</pattern>
<template>I don't think so.</template>
</category>
</aiml>
